Click or press a button
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No! Too dangerous to overwrite!
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Experience half of the Game Overs
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Experience all of the Game Overs
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I love to eat rotten things
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I hate little girls
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Insulting the parents
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Insulting the hotel
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Insulting the statue
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No respect for the police
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Mommy, let's go to the funfair!
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Mommy, I wanna stay at the funfair!
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Doctor Frankenstein
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Just die, I don't care
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I thought that would work!
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Flood the museum ground
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Leaving without closing the faucet
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Claw machine (Middle)
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Claw machine (Right)
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Pinball of the dead
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Dance Dance Credits
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What? I died on the FIRST screen?!
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Yet another domestic accident.
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Wow! It worked great!
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Better read the signs...
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All that effort for a disgusting soup...
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When it says stop... it's better to stop.
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Next time, better look for a toilet.
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Next time, I'll think before accepting a bet.
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I guess he wasn't joking...
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Oh, I love playing with fire!
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I guess I wasn't supposed to do that.
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I should have offered my products for free.
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100% of the players who chose that option died
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Newsflash! Another player died!
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My mom always told me to tell the truth.
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Let's get it another way...
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Enjoy the funfair, they said!
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Alcohol abuse is bad for your health...
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Dammit! He was right!
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I never thought cooking could be so dangerous...
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Now I know what "cultural differences" means!
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I'd rather get stuck in Wonderland...
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I KNEW it! Why am I so stupid, today?!
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I'm not a very good killer...
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Who would have thought this could be a poor choice?
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Maybe I shouldn't have opened it...
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Nothing like acting as an electrician!
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I hate fake choices.
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I always hid from everything... until today.
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Too late to get my driving licence...
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Never a good idea to bother someone watching TV.
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I've often made nightmares in which I fall. Now I know why.
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The longest, most painful and stupidest death.
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Woops. I didn't see it coming!
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What he doesn't know won't hurt me.
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I was never good at inventing stories.
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Actually I still don't know why I was on that roof.
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I probably deserved it.
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I'm covered with shame and hurl.
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At least I won't hear her screaming anymore.
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It could have worked!
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Never put a bomb in the hands of a little girl.
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I'll never touch anyone again!
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I always lose my keys.
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Maybe I should play more Assassin's Crate.
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Exploding doesn't hurt that much, after all!
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At least I dug my own grave...
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I just turned an arrow! What did I do wrong?
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But I want that treasure!
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Wrong wire! Who would have thought?
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At least I'm free now.
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I've never been a diplomat.
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I didn't know there were risks!
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That man is really mean to me.
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I have short-term memory problems...
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I need to react faster!
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Better watch my step...
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I never thought it would end like this...
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If only she knew how to aim.
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I totally forgot I've been poisoned!
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Electrocuted by power socket (living room)
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Exploded by using the lighter on the radiator (living room)
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Electrocuted by power socket (bathroom)
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Fell off a broken elevator
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Stung to death by bees
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Arrested for insisting on going to a restricted area in the police department
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Arrested for peeing on the plant in the police department
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Arrested for making copies of his butt on the police department photocopier
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Arrested for stealing keys at Dumoulin
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Arrested for insulting a guard at Dumoulin
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Arrested for trying to access a restricted area at Dumoulin
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Exploded by using the lighter on a crate of wine at Dumoulin
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Taken by aliens because you didn't do what you were supposed to
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Killed by Hector while impersonating a salesman
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Killed by Hector while impersonating a student
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Killed by Hector while impersonating a journalist
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Killed by Hector for telling the truth
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Arrested for stealing Inspector Casse's fingerprint kit
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Died from a heart attack while playing the funfair wheel
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Died from drinking too much alcohol at Hector's
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Fell off the stairs after refusing to help Henri
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Butchered his hand by putting it into a juicer
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Bitten by a venomous snake
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Had his hand cut off after eating grape without permission
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Stuck forever in a horrible world
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Stuck forever in an excavation hole
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Assassinated after failing to assassinate someone
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Assassinated while trying to defend himself with stupid items
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Arrested for trying to steal the museum vase
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Electrocuted by playing with an electric panel
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Arrested for triggering the security alarm at the museum
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Shot after refusing to help the archaeologist
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Shot after playing hero instead of hiding
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Crashed the truck without driving
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Shot after disturbing the TV reception
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Exploded on the roof
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Shot by Bernard after telling the truth
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Shot by Bernard after saying nonsense
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Shot by Bernard after badly faking amnesia
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Shot by Bernard after denouncing Caroline
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Shot by Bernard after playing sick
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Shot by Bernard after making Caroline scream
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Shot by Bernard after trying to call for help
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Shot by Bernard after asking Caroline to take a bomb
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Shot by Bernard after touching his butt
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Shot by Bernard after trying to steal the keys
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Shot by Bernard after attempting to kill him with a knife
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Suicide by bomb explosion
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Dug his own grave in the desert
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Fell through a trap after using the mechanism the wrong way
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Buried in the temple after insulting the statue
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Buried in the temple after trying to steal the treasure
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Buried in the temple after trying to defuse a bomb
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Shot by Tom to stop hearing his story
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Shot by Bernard after trying to be a diplomat
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Shot by Bernard after trying to attack him
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Shot by Bernard after trying to take his gun
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Fell through a trap after failing a memory game
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Fell after staying on a trap for too long
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Fell after stepping on the wrong trap
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Shot by Sandra by mistake
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Shot by Tom after Sandra failed
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Poisoned by a scorpion
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, found dead in his apartment after all his neighbors complained about a foul odor.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, victim of an unexplained building explosion that killed over a hundred people.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who didn't follow his mother's advice not to play with power outlets in the bathroom.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who took a broken elevator and broke his neck like an idiot.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, a clever guy who pulled honey from a hive with his bare hands instead of going to the supermarket.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for irritating everyone and not giving a crap about warnings.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for relieving himself in public.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for making copies of his butt in the police department, and shitting on the photocopier.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who died in the nuclear plant accident that ravaged half of Paris.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for being a pathetic spy.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for insulting a security guard like a dumbass.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for attempting to steal accounting documents and toilet paper.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, even though his corpse was never found.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, found in multiple tiny pieces scattered in the gutters.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who hanged himself after shooting himself. What a weirdo.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who committed suicide by drowning in a lake, right after shooting himself.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for stealing police equipment without a big enough pullover.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who exhausted himself by turning a wheel and had a heart attack.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for kidnapping and breaking into a citizen's house while in a state of intoxication.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was a darned selfish man and deserved to die.
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This adventure requires two hands to complete!
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Sandra found Bjorn's corpse at the Bazaar, among other crappy items on sale. She got it for a cheap price.
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And thus, Bjorn couldn't use his right hand to... err... do what he does best! Without it, he couldn't survive this adventure.
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And thus, no one saw him again. THE END
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200 years later, archeologists got confused as they found a more recent skeleton at the site. So they threw it away.
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Bjorn's body was never found. He will always be remembered as "The one without a brain".
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Bjorn's body was found covered by a crowbar, a flashlight, a pair of scissors, a screwdriver and a trashbag.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for breaking the museum gallery to steal precious artefacts he didn't care about.
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BJORN THONEN, charged for randomly cutting wires in the electric panel without understand a thing.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose body was found wrapped like a mummy among the museum collection.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose body was found wrapped in black trash bags in the middle of garbage.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found buried in the desert with a huge wooden finger up his ass.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who fell off a roof in the middle of the desert despite being afraid of heights.
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Bjorn suffered from electric shock and died in agony while museum personnel laughed at him.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, or more precisely the few parts of him salvaged from the shell of a crashed truck.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, retrieved thanks to the chicken smell when lighting a fire in the fireplace.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who disappeared mysteriously while he was on vacation.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, a trustworthy guy who never lied.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was clearly severely retarded.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, a poor guy in his 30's who suffered from Alzheimer's.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, child killer.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was only buried weeks after his death because the stench had prevented everyone from approaching his body.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, child killer.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found flat on his belly in a puddle of pee.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose parts were put into a plastic bag because there were too many.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who hid his homosexuality to the very end.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who suffered from Parkinson's disease.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought attacking a professional thug was a great idea.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who chose to explode in a thousand pieces.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who picked a random location to dig in the middle of the desert and died of thirst.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who fell through a trap and was hung at the bottom.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who provoked his and his friends' deaths by spouting off through a microphone.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought picking up a treasure next to an armed bomb was safe.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who pretended to be an expert at bomb defusal until it blew up in his face.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who chose to die rather than bear hearing such a stupid story.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought every situation could be solved by talking. He was wrong.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who tried attacking someone with a gun and lost.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who tried to act way more clever than he was.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who couldn't play a memory game made for 8 year olds.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was slow as a snail at making decisions.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who needed glasses to avoid stepping in the wrong place.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was killed by his girlfriend on accident.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was killed because his girlfriend couldn't target a headshot.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was poisoned but chose to live in hope of a miracle that didn't come.
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Click to reveal all hotspots
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New location unlocked!
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ass|fuck|shit|bitch|damn|fag|piss|whore|cunt|faggot|prick|asshole|fuckboy|motherfucker|bastard|horrible|jerk|awful|crap|stupid|idiot
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Eat another cookie?
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Phone DUMOULIN L.L.C.
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Brazilian Portuguese
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Got {number} coins!
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And then there was light!
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Got a falsified membership card!
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Got a crowbar with a string!
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Got a fishing rod with bait!
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Got a hook and string!
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Got a pottery machine!
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To charge Hector, I would need :#- A complete policeman disguise#- Some proof (visual proof, a recording, fingerprints)
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Sandra <3 needs this :
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To make the potion to cure Henri, I need these :
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- Gekom root ashes#- A piranha#
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- Stagilis Strasimum#- A cup of Malaki juice
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I wonder what I could do with that...
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A cookie? What for?!
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Cookies are special items scattered everywhere. There are 3 cookies on each screen! Pick them up to use the in-game help (icon in the top bar), when you're stuck!
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The pottery machine is a special item! You can make a pottery by clicking on the icon in the top bar.
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When you can't remember what you're supposed to do, check the top bar! Some info is there to help you!
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This parameter change will be effective after moving to another room.
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All the funfair items you collect will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!
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All the items needed to charge hector will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!
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All the items for the recipe will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!
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Flashlight (without batteries)
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Mini jumping bunny toy
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200 Euros and 25 Cents
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Pico WD memory card
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Plate Shooting Trophy
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Pet Shooting Trophy
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Plant with red flowers
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Plant with blue flowers
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Falsified membership card
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Crowbar with string
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Fishing rod with bait
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Branch with sleeping drug
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Pot with sleeping drug
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Remainder of sleeping drug
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Branch soaked with gas
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Branch soaked with drug and gas
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Find clues in the apartment
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Report to the police
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Report to the police
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Convince the police
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Policeman wants an ice cream
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In need of coconut ice cream
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Who's our neighbour?
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Sandra wants a cookbook
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Visit DUMOULIN L.L.C.
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How to enter the archives?
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The toilet has secrets
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Get a friend's opinion
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Appointment with inspector
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Check Hector's place
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Find proof and a disguise
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Find ingredients for Sandra
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Inspect Hector's place
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Archaeologist at the museum
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Get the tablet at the hotel
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Who can read old Nogogyan?
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Get rid of the sorcerer
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Bring the text to translate
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Back to the museum with the translation
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Get the tablets at the hideout
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Ask Mrs. Basse at the hotel
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Get the Bazaar tablet
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Back to the hotel room
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Find a way to escape
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Find the last tablet
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Progress through the temple
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Solve the final puzzle
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That wouldn't make me feel like a richer guy.
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Hide my money in the flashlight?
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I can't! I have wayyyy too much money!
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Tying two poor bills together... Seriously?
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OK, so I'll cut these bills...
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...Wait, wait, wait!!! What am I doing?!
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Money... key... money... key...
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I know that money unlocks everything, but...?
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Oh, sure, Sandra would love another gift hidden in her first gift...
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...But I can't afford that!
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Yeah! Let's burn this dirty money!
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Stop it, stop it! The insane voices in my head!
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Stick a coin in the ice cream?
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I don't want the policeman to choke to death on it...
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I'd end up in jail!
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Buy a new, edible can? No way! I hate wasting food!
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That DVD probably isn't worth much. And it's not mine, so I can't sell it.
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Oh, that's cool! When lighting up the card, I can see a hidden pattern shaped like a...
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No, wait. That's just a grease spot.
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Mmm... I don't look good with a moustache.
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Yes, I think I should be able to cut the card with the scissors.
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If I had a reason to...
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Nope. No lock on that ID card. What a surprise!
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I have seen better bookmarks.
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The day it's expired. Before that, it'd cost me 50 € to replace it.
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That wouldn't be a good spoon for the ice cream.
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Maybe if I... Err... Put the card inside the can?...
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Stop making me try things that don't make sense!
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How interesting! They've got the same width!
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If I put that inside the flashlight, I'll ruin it!
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I need to put batteries in it, not junk!
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Yup. Shining light on the string, I can confirm it's really string.
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I'd have a better chance of breaking my scissors than cutting it.
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Or of slicing my hands.
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No need to hide the key.
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That's not my kind of bedtime story.
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To make the lighter lighter?
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To make the ice cream lighter?
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Is that rust on the can?
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I think there's a better way to scan a DVD...
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I'm not cutting that string!
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I've already cut it once! Isn't that enough suffering?!
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I don't need to attach the key to a string. Nor the string to a key.
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Are bits of string needed for a recipe?
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I don't feel like burning that poor little string.
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I'm not sure... Will it really improve the taste?
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It's not long enough to cover the can.
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Ah ha! I knew it! Snow White looks ridiculous with a moustache!
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Cutting the key? Or unlocking the scissors?
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Must... resist... destroying... book...
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No... I can't cut the lighter, and I can't burn the scissors.
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My cousin used to cut the bottom of the cone.
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He doesn't like the chocolate part. But it makes it difficult to eat...
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Open, you tempting little can!...
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Maybe if this was new, I'd need scissors to open it...
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But, like this, my hands are enough!
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Maybe... If this was one of those magic books with a lock on it.
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Sure, and the rust will give it a good flavor, right?
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Of course. Easy. Why not show me how to open the can with this key, eh?
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That doesn't make any sense. It's not the right key!
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Burn, evil book! Back to hell, where you came from!
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There's nothing about cooking ice cream! Weird.
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Well, the whole point of this can is NOT cooking!
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That's not a DVD for learning cooking. Thank god.
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And then I'd have to buy another one. No, sir.
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Yes! I'll burn it open!
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That doesn't work? But... But... How am I supposed to open it, then?!
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Nah. I don't like the smell of roast pig.
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And here's a complete and inexpensive meal! Yummy!
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If only I had the time to enjoy a good movie with an ice cream...
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Who will be the strongest? The DVD or the can?
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Stay tuned... for the next amazing episode of 'Battle of the nonsense'!
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Wasting my money on trash like that?! No way!
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Maybe if I were richer, I could afford throwing my money everywhere...
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I'm afraid that's not for sale!
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And it's too ugly anyway.
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I tried to insert the ID card there, but it wouldn't fit!
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That doesn't seem interested in my ID card...
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Doing what? Lighting it or hitting it with the flashlight?
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Somehow... I doubt the flashlight will help here.
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Tye it up with the string? Ok... but why?
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Nah, the string is too short.
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Or too long. Or whatever is the best reason not to do it.
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I'd have a better chance of cutting my fingers than cutting it!
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No way! I didn't even make a dent! How is that possible!?
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I'm afraid that little key will keep its secrets a little longer...
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Yeah, right... Am I wearing an "I'm stupid" tee-shirt, or what?
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THERE. IS. NO. KEYHOLE. HERE!!!
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The only use for that book is getting a kiss...
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...I meant, getting to become a good cook!
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I'm not really your average 30-year-old housewife.
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The batteries won't help make me richer!
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I don't need to hide the keys in my money! And there wouldn't be enough money to hide them, anyway.
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It's way too late to pay her a visit.
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As a kid, I gathered prints from coins to know who the previous owners were!
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That's no pig! It's a mouse!
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Yeah! I'm "super-charged man"!
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The ID card... with... keys...
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It's not supposed to keep the identity of a person, but the person itself!
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Oh, amazing! My fingerprints are so beautiful!
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The mouse still doesn't want to give me its name.
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The keys wouldn't fit in the flashlight!
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I'd better stop that unless I want to throw up.
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Let's shed some light on this case, detective!
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That wouldn't scare the mouse. It's fake!
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Can we recharge batteries with a string?...
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All this thinking is making me tired.
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They're already attached!
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That'd be pretty dangerous!
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So let's do it!... Another day!
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Gah! No, I can't cut these keys.
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I can't really cut ashes.
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Now I'm well equipped, like a real detective!
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Cut its tail? No way! Poor mousey!
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That's so dumb I can't even... say anything.
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I'd rather keep them separate, that could make the game crash.
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I'd insert them if that was an electronic book.
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Oh! Excellent idea! That way I'll get nuclear hands!
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There! I've scorched off the rust!
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Mmmm! A delicious battery flavored ice cream!
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I don't like to lick keys.
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Maybe adding some batteries would improve the taste? I'll keep that in mind!
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I hoped I could make some music, but the sound is terrible.
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I can see the similarity. Both are expired!
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Seriously?! Does it even matter who touched that can?!
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I'm afraid the mouse won't be able to open it.
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They're the same size! Good!
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Ohhh, I don't give enough of a crap to find the logic in that.
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Now that's a great idea!
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No cat should be able to resist this!
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OK! I've put the mouse inside the jar! Now what?...
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Mmm... I should stop combining items without thinking.
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It wouldn't have any prints! I pulled it out of the lake.
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Oh, no no no. I'm not wasting my time finding the rightful owner of the jar. Too late for that!
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Yeah, but wouldn't that melt the ice cream?
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That would only make it colder.
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If it had a lock, maybe...
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I tried to put the key inside, but it won't fit!
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Of course not! I'd take the risk of damaging the can!
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I doubt that would pair with the food in the can very well.
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It's not dead enough to put in the jar.
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But would it fit? And wouldn't it be a little disgusting?
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The mouse doesn't want to play with that.
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Mousey doesn't deserve that!
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Mmm... Nope, no fingerprint there.
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Has the thief touched that?
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Yes! I've found a fingerprint!
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Yes! I've found a fingerprint!
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Yeah, right! Let's take fingerprints just anywhere at random!
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That's hardly a good location to find the fingerprints of my thief...
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There's about a zero percent chance the thief put his fingers here.
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I'm pretty sure Hector hasn't touched that!
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I guess it's time...
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I'm so sorry, little card! You've been really helpful. But it's time for some surgery practice!
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Now that I think about it... How will I get back to France without it?
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Makes sense! But...
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I can't remove the picture from my ID card. It's part of the card itself.
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Now that's a good idea! Let's replace...
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Oops. There's a flaw in my plan! The picture doesn't stay in place.
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I knew I should have brought my glue stick...
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No way! It actually works!
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I admit, for once Caroline was useful for something!
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I won't bother cutting out the existing picture.
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I'll just cover it with mine!
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I'll attach the string to the end of the crowbar...
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Now I'll tighten this hook to the string end, and...
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... I get a primitive fishing rod!
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The final touch! Put some appetizers on the hook and...
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There! I just hope they won't disintegrate too quickly in the water.
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I'll attach this hook to the end of the string...
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That's a good idea, but I'll probably need something to attach the hook first.
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No, I can't attach the appetizers directly to the string. They just crumble.
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Err... That's an idea, but I'm skipping some steps here...
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I would only crush the appetizers... and I don't want that.
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No, I can't attach the appetizers directly to the string. They just crumble.
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I'm missing something.
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I could put the appetizers... But I can't go fishing with just a string!
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I need something to make a fishing rod, first...
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Yes! I'll attach the string to the crowbar...
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...and voila! A primitive fishing rod!
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Great idea! It'll be a piece of cake to open it with this!
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...I'm just not hungry currently.
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Wouldn't that give it a woody taste?
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I tried, but smashing the fruits with the can does nada... I even damaged the can!
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I'd need a really good reason to smash the can with the glass.
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Let's try the pot in the machine, before breaking it...
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Good idea! By putting the juice on top of it, this makes it more convenient to carry!
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Both are food, both with sausages... But that doesn't mean they would mix well.
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Suuuure, I MUST be able to open the can with the plant!... Pft.
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Dang! I can't hang the can on the hook!
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Yeah, there's a knife on it. But the card isn't hard enough to open the can.
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Oh yes! Definitely!
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Dang... It still won't open!
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I... can't open it with the fishing rod! Dang!
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W...wait a minute. The medallion is stuck on it! It DOES work!
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Heck, no! Tom would kill me if I damaged his DVD!
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There's not enough space to fit the Gekom root inside.
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What? Unbelievable! I can't make juice by pressing with the DVD!
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Can't drink a DVD... I should stop combining things randomly and use my brain, for once!
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I love snacks while watching a movie!
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Both make you sleepy...
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It's not Hook! It's Snow White!
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I could hide the card in it. Actually, it's already there!
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Snow White doesn't deserve that! But the pigs might.
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Plastic isn't good bait.
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Nope... There's no metal in the DVD.
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Money is too precious to screw with.
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That doesn't seem like the best way to cut a card...
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Oh gosh. That makes the photo even bigger. And uglier.
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Only if I have to go to a seminar!
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The perfect shop tools! I think.
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Burn! Burn by this burning light!...
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I can't believe it! That didn't work!
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Pft... No difference. I just dented the flashlight.
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Oooh... Looking more closely, I can see little fairies on the plant!
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No wonder this puts you to sleep!
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Not exactly what I had in mind to attract the fish...
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I... think the flashlight twitched?
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The screwdriver doesn't want to be cut!
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I could cut it into tiny pieces, but I wouldn't call them "ashes".
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As expected... I can't cut the fruits. Can't even make a dent!
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If I need it shorter, better make a new one...
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My teeth will be enough!
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That's an idea... But the pieces would be too large and noticeable.
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Wow, it really works! The blades are attracted to the medallion!
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I could tie it, yeah... But that'd be a terribly short fishing pole.
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Surely there's a better way to make the picture stay in place...
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Ah! Making the edge hotter, so I can burn things with it? Nice idea!
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In theory... But doesn't work in practice. The screwdriver stays cold as ice.
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Never mind what the old fool said! Surely I can burn it...
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Burn! That's an order!
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Pffft... That's useless. I need a much bigger fire...
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If I can't make juice, maybe I can burn them?
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...What? I can't! Are they made of stone?!
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To change the shape?... Better make a new one.
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No need. I like them cold!
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Yeah, but what if it changed the its properties? I can't take the risk!
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No, I might still need it...
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Woah! The lighter got stuck on it! The thing really does attract metals!
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Reduce it to ashes... with a screwdriver?! Maybe in a million year...
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I can't even make a dent in it...
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They're like father and son!
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Yup! The screwdriver attracts the medallion!
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Would that really help me burn the Gekom root?
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The hook on the root?... Why?
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That would take ages! I still prefer my lighter...
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I could smash it to pieces... But not ashes.
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Ever tried burning something with a fishing rod?
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Smashing them with the glass? I'd break it...
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Let's make juice first...
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Could be yummy! But I'd break my teeth.
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I can't put them on the hook! They're too hard.
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No... Maybe I'd make a Malaki mash, but I'd certainly bend the crowbar!
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That's not the right bait. I can't even hook them!
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Good idea... but wrong chapter.
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I didn't steal that glass to smash it!
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The fish aren't thirsty.
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To make it easier to enter the bar?
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To hang it on a wall?
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Yeah, I'll cover the branch with the drug...
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And here's the final touch!
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No use. The lighter won't be enough to set it on fire.
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Yeah, I'll do that, but...
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What about the sleeping drug?
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I rub the branch with what's left of the sleeping drug...
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That's not sticky enough...
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My picture is too scary.
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This isn't where I'm supposed to stick it...
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No! If I stick it here, everyone will be scared!
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It doesn't need to be screwed...
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No! I might poke a hole into it!
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I doubt that would be enough to burn it...
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Nope... It's too dry.
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I'm afraid smashing them just anywhere won't be enough.
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I'd probably break it, but the fruit would stay intact!
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I'm not breaking it. Not yet.
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Let's see if it fits in the juicer first...
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Whoops! I spilled it!
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They would become much less appetizing.
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No! I hate wasting food.
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That would be cruel! I mean, for the plant.
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That can't get sleepy, no matter how!
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That doesn't want to be hung.
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No, I could hurt it!
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I showed the card, but it didn't care.
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Can I slide the card here?... Nope.
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I could smash it... But what about the consequences?
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There are quite a few things I want to smash... Just not that.
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Is that really a fishing spot?
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Mmm... No reaction. Either it's not metal, or that medallion is junk.
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Maybe if this was a paper cup...
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There's no way I could transform my ID card into a bar membership card unless I saw one.
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Better find a real card first...
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No, that wouldn't help much. I would just risk damaging my card...
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Hector probably touched that, and I hate the guy, so I could take his fingerprint here...
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But... wouldn't that be cheating? I still have some morals! Just a few.
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He's the crook, not me! I'll take his prints on something he touched in my apartment... not at his home.
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Obviously, it had to be a wireless mouse...
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Tom's rum bottle... there's a weird ammonia smell to it.
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Cool, I've got two poisons in my inventory!
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OK, so I pour the contents of the can into the vase...
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Mmm... That might be a little disgusting. Even for me.
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Ngghh!... Nope, those fingers can't open the can either. Who would have thought?
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Yes! That should... (Cling) Should... (Cling!)
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I can't believe it! Even those shears aren't strong enough to open the can!
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(Bang, bang) Cool! Now I can play drums!
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That's it! The witch must have used that drug to poison Snow White! And here I thought she had magical powers.
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OK, the DVD is inside the vase now. But why is nothing happening?
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I'm not sure... (Checks) Yes, I confirm that Snow White has all her fingers.
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I'm gonna tear that DVD apart!...
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Whoops, wait! I promised to give it back to Tom someday.
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Maybe I'm angry, but that's no reason to hit the DVD!
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Alright, I'll soak the card with drug and...
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Erm... what's the next part of this plan?
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The card is hardly a Rosetta Stone.
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Too late, I didn't have to cut off fingers to enter the club.
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True, I don't need this card anymore. I'll destroy it later!
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Great idea! I put the card on the branch, and it... falls.
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Weird... It really sounded like the right thing to do.
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I can see a few dead insects floating on the surface. Yummy!
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I can't read it... but not because it's too dark!
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Those fingers have suffered enough, no need to hit them.
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There must be a better way to light the branch!
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There's probably something better to soak the drug into.
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I can carry the vase, I don't have to cut it up...
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I don't need to cut the nails.
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I'm afraid my scissors are no match for the shears!
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No need to trim the branch... especially with little scissors.
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...That doesn't work. Maybe I need something to put the drug on, first?
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Mmm... Nope, no hidden translation.
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Nah! I already burn my fingers way too often.
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Yeah! So, who am I torturing today?
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Good idea, but lighting up the branch should be the final step... Otherwise I'll burn myself.
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I thought maybe I'd find a metal button on the vase... No luck!
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It's wood! Not metal.
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Aww! Bad idea! Now the medallion is stuck to the shears...
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What a surprise! That branch isn't made of metal.
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Here you go! Perfectly stirred!
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Weird! I can't find the screws to open this vase.
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Darn! Where are the screws on these fingers?
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The perfect tools for repairs! Or for torture?
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I'd have a hard time cutting the branch with a screwdriver.
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I don't need a bigger cup...
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The fingers aren't chips, and this isn't guacamole.
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I could probably find something better to soak with the drug...
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The size is perfect! No need to trim down the branch.
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No way! I won't torture those poor fingers anymore!
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I rub the soaked branch with what's left of the sleeping drug...
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Already done! The medallion helped to grab the knife.
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I see! But usually we use a mail and a stamp to send a DVD.
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Looks like standard paper. Not surprising.
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I'm ready for a trip!
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I don't like travelling! Let's burn these tickets...
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...Wait, these are valuable! I've changed my mind.
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Paper with paper equals?... Probably nothing.
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I don't need to wrap it.
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Is there a link between the manuscript and those pieces?... I can't really say.
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I can't combine the pieces together.
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Then again, I'm not at kindergarten anymore, so maybe I'm just doing it wrong.
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Burn! Burn to ashes!
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...What? No effect?
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Nah, it's way too cute to burn it down.
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Come on, Snow White! Help me!
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...Looks like I'm not in a fairy tale. Dang! Reality sucks.
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Does this really look like a DVD player?
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It doesn't need to be put to sleep!
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Would this really help read the vase?
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I'm trying but... That doesn't fit!
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I should stop sticking my fingers everywhere. Especially when they aren't mine.
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I'm afraid these fingers won't be able to hold it...
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I can't cut that! Or... Actually I could, but it's be a disaster!
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Does this really deserve to be tortured?
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I could stick it here... or in my bottom. Same result. There must be a less painful solution...
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OK, but I don't think the branch would win.
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I don't know... I thought I'd put something more interesting in my bag.
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Wouldn't it wither if I put it inside?
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That'd be dangerous! The lizard could eat it and explode!
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I hate animal abuse! At least, when it's on purpose.
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I can't seem to hypnotise it... If only it came with a manual.
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I order you not to move!
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...Great, it works!
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After all my effort to get it, I'd better not break it!
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I doubt it wants to go on a trip.
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Maybe not. Bjorn said it was crucial to take good care of... (Thump)
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Whoops... Dropped it again. It's like soap in my hands!
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(Bang, bang) Nope. I can't break it with the tablet.
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Oh my... Did I really try to feed that? Maybe I've been in the sun too long...
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Eat it!... Come on! Eat!
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Poor thing. It won't listen to me.
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No, I can't buy that... It's part of the list of exceptions!
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Pretty! And probably useful! But I must resist...
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Maybe I could cut it, but do I really want to?
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No, cutting that would make it really ugly.
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There, I've put the manuscript on it. But nothing happens.
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I'm not quite sure this will help me to understand the manuscript...
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Nope... That doesn't fit!
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Stupid... It's pretty obvious that the piece can't be inserted here...
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I'd rather play with the tablet elsewhere. Let's leave this place first...
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Even for me, that just doesn't make any sense.
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Of course! So I'll put that thingy over the doodah?
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And then combine the widget with the whatchamacallit!
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Think before acting. Think before acting. OK?
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I'm starting to get sick of combining everything with nothing.
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Sorry. My hands are malfunctioning at the moment. Try again later.
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I tried, but it wouldn't cooperate!
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So I'm going to... Err...
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Yeah, I've seen loonies doing that, sometimes.
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Stop it... Please, brain, stop suggesting stupid ideas.
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Wouldn't that be a little too extreme?
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Maybe I should eat it instead.
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I'm mad, I tell ya! MAD!
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The default text for this stupid action is - WHAT THE HECK?
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Can't do that. Not now, not ever.
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Oh, no. I hate it, and I won't do it.
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I'd rather eat rotten sausages from the bottom of an elephant than do that.
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Sure! When pigs fly.
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I'm getting seriously tired. Maybe I should have a rest instead of doing anything stupid.
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Hey! Am I drunk or what?
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Maybe if I used my feet...
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Nggg... No, didn't work.
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And... How do I do that, exactly?
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I'm not Bjorn! I don't do stupid things!
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Wait, no. That's not it.
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I don't do stupid things ON PURPOSE.
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Woah! I almost made a mistake.
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Weird, I could swear someone's been spying me since I woke up... That must be why I can't keep focused.
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I don't get it! This should work!
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Maybe I'm still sleeping at the hotel and having a dream. I just can't believe I'd try nonsense like that.
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I'm afraid I'm just a weak woman. I can't get this to work.
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I'm such a photogenic guy.
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I hate photo booths.
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This is the key to open many doors.
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Made in China. You don't say!
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This can also be used as a...erm...
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Sorry, not in front of the kids.
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Now to figure out how this could help me.
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Oh, I can tie it to my wrist. What a cool wristband!
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Better handle that carefully. I cut myself a lot with these!
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I'm sure you could kill someone with that! By sticking it in an eye or something.
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(Gulp) Maybe I shouldn't carry it with me...
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Good! But... what does this open?
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Gotta find a lock. The one for that key, preferably.
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I wonder how this ended up in my shelf?
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This is all Chinese to me.
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This lighter must belong to that scoundrel.
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Great, a free meal!
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No worries about the expiration date.
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I've heard we've found honey preserved in egyptian tombs. And it was good as new!
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I love watching a good cartoon sometimes!
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That's not a good cover.
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Why? Just look at these overly cheerful pigs! Way too cheesy.
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I'm getting poorer as time goes by. Why can't it be the opposite?
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Ah, money, money, money... If only you'd multiply.
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Yup. This time I'm poor, and it's getting critical.
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Now I won't even be able to afford an ice cube. Sigh.
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I'll hold on to these until I get a new credit card...
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So much money! So many possibilities!
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I hope there's a key to open the archives.
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This time I have more keys than locks! That should be easy!
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Dead batteries means this is totally unusable.
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Didn't I use it last night?
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The batteries were probably already weak. Otherwise, there's no way I couldn't have seen my thief!
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Very tempting...but I must resist.
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With this weather, no normal human being can resist ice cream.
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Annnnnd here's a deliiiicious coconut ice cream!
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Better give it away quick before it melts!...
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...OK, I know. Ice cream doesn't melt in this game. But, still.
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An ice cream... sort of.
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Well, flavor or no, that should be refreshing!
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This looks awfully similar to what happened to me...
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I must show this to the police! Maybe they'd believe me!
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These are regular AAAAA battteries.
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I think they work, I used the vibrating device last week.
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Good enough to store a few things!
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I'll avoid liquids though. That doesn't blend well with ashes.
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I like recycling things! Nothing goes to waste!
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That's a professional kit?! I had one like that in grade school!
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And this doesn't even come with a manual! Good thing I learned back then.
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Let's see if I can find a spot where our favorite thief put his greasy hands...
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If only I had a computer.
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Maybe I can find another use for it, though!
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Sometimes I'm so proud of myself, I could fart with happiness!
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All set! Let's try it!
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How do I know it's valuable?
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Easy! Just read the price tag!
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Well, it's time. I'll have to part with you...
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Look what you've done, tennis ball!
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This is all your fault!
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Grandma used to collect a lot like these!
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In the end, it killed her. That's what my parents said anyway.
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I feel more attractive with this!
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A dozen free airline tickets to... Nogo?
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I'll be able to take a well-deserved vacation!
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I'm glad to have it back! Even though I have no idea what to do with it.
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If only it was a chocolate tablet. I'm hungry!
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I already regret it...
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I'll need to pay at least 50 euros to replace that ID card I've destroyed!
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It stinks... Both the smell and the visuals, actually.
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Hopefully I don't reek as much as this photo...
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Wait, why did I pick this up?... I thought I was on vacation!
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I never do home improvements... And each time I've used a screwdriver, I hurt myself!
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Pretty color! That blue looks... Yummy!
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Why are there wasps inside? I guess they were thirsty, and drowned...
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Ain't that just a tiny chunk of regular wood?...
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It's so dry... Despite what the sorcerer said, this should burn easily.
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Nice! For once, I'm carrying ashes that don't come from a human body!
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That will give the potion a nice flavor!
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The sorcerer is right... These are like rocks!
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Are they really fresh? No way! How am I going to extract the juice?
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Just a regular glass... Considering the lack of water around here, I'm not sure it'll be useful.
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If only it was filled... With wine. Or beer. Or any other alcohol... (Sigh)
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I always have size trouble...
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I hope this fits!...
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Pheeew... That was hard!
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...Oh gosh! I almost spilled it. I must be more careful!
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Let's bring this to Henri, fast! I hope I didn't do all this for nothing!
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Those appetizers are appetizing!
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Gotta resist... Gotta resist...
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(Crunch, crunch) Oh well, there are still plenty...
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What a nice and pretty flower! I'm sure this has nice healing properties, too!
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So this is a sedative, uh?...
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Can't wait to test it on Caroline! She really needs it.
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So that's a Stagilis Strasimum? Doesn't look THAT different to me...
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I'm sure any bit of grass would be enough... The sorcerer is just toying with me.
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Arh arh! I'm captain hook!... Well, almost.
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I'm no expert, but I'd say these are used for fishing.
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I'm a good thief, after all!
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Wow, that card is so ugly. I could do much better with PhotoStore! They should hire me!
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I actually think that's quite an improvement!
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It's not moving anymore. Must be dead... Or faking it quite well.
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Woah! I could swear it blinked and looked at me, for a second!
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I just got cheated... Once again.
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1000 Nogoyans. Hopefully I can buy a candy with that.
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Not perfect, but this will do!
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Good thing I bought extra strong trashbags!
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Woops, it's sticking out of my pants. That's... embarrassing.
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Now I can defend myself! Just in case... I don't feel really safe around here.
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Not quite a fishing rod, but I'm getting there!
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Now, what's missing?... I wish I fished more....
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There you go! Time to fish!
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Beware, fish! 'Cause I'm gonna decimate you!
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Time to fish!... Or is it?...
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Seems ready to fish, but... am I forgetting something?
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Mrs. Basse said this has the power to attract metals...
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Maybe there's a magnet inside?
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I don't know if this attract metals, but it sure does attract dust!
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The sorcerer said the dosage is a matter of life and death!
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Mmmm... I'll just use half of it and we'll see.
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The color and smell are very... yummy! Like a jellybean!
NOTE:
I've used half of it, so there's still some left.
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I'm keeping it specifically for Caroline!
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I'm a master of poisons!
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...This country is starting to weigh on me.
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Actually, there's no text on the back... So I could have copied it.
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Ah, well. Nothing beats owning the original!
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I'm a good surgeon, see? A perfect cut, not a single drop of blood!
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That reminds me of that famous chocolate bar with two fingers!
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Except they're huge. And not chocolate.
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Is that blood on the edge?...
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Oh, who cares! As long as it's not mine.
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They seem very sharp. I bet they could be used to torture someone!
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Long and quite thin! I'm sure it could fit in my...
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...I have weird ideas, these days.
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Why did I take this, again?
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Oh... I can already feel it... working... ZzzZzzZ...
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Woah! Better stop sniffing it.
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OK, the branch is green! What next?
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Gotta do something with that branch, and quickly before I pass out!
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Let's stop looking at that and focus on doing something with it!
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Wonderful! It's art!
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(Cough, cough) ZzzZZzzzz...
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Yeah, of course! Let's stand here and look at that firey branch in my hands!
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So where should I stick this?...
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The leftovers. There are only a few, but they could feed thousands ants!
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But... do insects eat meat? I don't know... I missed that class at school.
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I hope they're not rotten. I wouldn't want to sicken the animals!
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I never go outside without my favorite plastic bag!
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It's very handy. I can fit anything in it! Papers, food, speeding fines...
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I cleaned it out after Caroline threw up in it.
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I did a good job, it almost doesn't smell anymore!
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I was relunctant to get one, but I admit. This card is very useful!
NOTE:
I can buy anything I want! And sometimes things I don't want.
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I can't use it to pay on the internet, though.
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For some reason the card doesn't fit in any slot on my computer. I've also tried the DVD player but the card damaged it!
NOTE:
I guess I'll have to get a new computer. We live in such a consumeristic society!
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Looks like it loves my plastic bag! It just left some droppings.
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Everything's fine! There are little holes on the top, so it should breathe fine.
NOTE:
I always take good care of animals! When I was young, all my goldfish lived for a whole week!
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So this can be used to hypnotise someone?
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It's very colorful, so I guess it's possible!
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It looks quite mystical!
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I just wonder why there's a price tag on the back.
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Bjorn is so careless! I can't believe he... (Thump)
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Whoops, I dropped it again! Good thing it's solid.
NOTE:
The drawing looks a bit childish. Maybe it was used to teach kids?
NOTE:
Crash Airlines? Ah, yes! It was written on our plane!
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They said they provide the best psychological assistance!
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Grandpa used that company all the time to come visit us!
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After his plane crash, he never was the same. His head was never retrieved.
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It looks exactly like the other one!
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Well, except for the crappy symbol on it.
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Nice to see ancient people had a sense of humor!
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Looks like kids' drawings to me...
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That fellow is happy! But I'm not. Am I supposed to understand something?
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Mom said not to play with knives! Then again, I might be dead already if I never used them...
NOTE:
It's true! How would I cut my meat without a knife, uh?
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Not very sharp. Good!
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Some kind of wooden piece...
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What's that shape? A square? A cylinder? I always sucked at geometry...
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That's a piece! But... a piece of what?
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To think I came all the way here, and profaned a tomb just for this old thing!
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Women... They make you do the stupidest things, all the time.
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It's like the other ones. With a snow symbol on it. Pointless.
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I need to bring this to room 204.
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Err... Alright. (Crunch, crunch)
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Do I really have to?... OK...
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Again?! I'm about to throw up...
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W...what? I don't have any cookies left?
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Oh no! I can't use my brain without cookies!
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But to get an idea, I need a cookie...
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So I need to get an idea to get a cookie to get an idea...
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Argh! My brain's melting!
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Yeah, I'm not that hungry anyway.
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Yeah, I don't really see how a cookie could help me...
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Yeah, cookies disgust me now. I've eaten too many!
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I'm getting sick...
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I made space for more! (Crunch, crunch)
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Sure thing! (Crunch, crunch)
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I almost choked on it! But I'm OK!
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No way! My mouth refuses to envelop those dirty cookies!
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Maybe that's because I've deactivated hints. I can solve this by myself!
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No need for hints. I'm an expert! Right?
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Well... If it gets too hard for me, I can go back to the gameplay options and change that setting!
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I would if I could!
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I could show this... But I don't want to.
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Controls - Move the pointer
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Do you need instructions?
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Quick instructions manual
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Use the Sticks to move the pointer on the screen.
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(For precise examination)
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Touch the screen briefly to
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do an action (look, interact)
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Hold touch for a second
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(for precise examination)
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Hold touch on the objective
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to view hotspots on screen
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To combine an item,
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select it in the inventory
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and use it on the screen.
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I cut it for a reason. Let's stick it somewhere!
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This didn't improve my picture.
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Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found flat on his belly in a puddle of fruit juice.
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Tom's rum bottle...
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That makes no sense.
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I could probably knock someone out with that.
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It's quite spacious. No wonder you could put someone inside.
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Here's a hand-made toy, just for you!
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Very handy! I've had it for years!
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That's the best way to recycle.
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Too bad he disappeared in a plane accident.
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I just wonder why ancient people couldn't draw mountains better than this.
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Bjorn will be so happy!
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I don't have a choice, do I...
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Alright, alright...
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