Just look at this! It's amazing!
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Yeah... Amazing how much it stinks.
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The treasure! It's here!!!
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Behind that door! Look, there's a symbol carved on it!
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You're right! So this means...
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We're gonna be rich!
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This must be the last room!
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And last puzzle, hopefully?...
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Ah! You heard it, this time? It's getting closer!
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Mom, should I be scared? Because I'm not.
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Don't worry, honey. It's ok. You're not a normal child.
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True! She's totally nuts.
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This time it was really close...
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What's going to happen to us?... (Sobs)
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(Sobs) I'm sick of it! I wanna go home!!! (Sobs)
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Oh, no! Here comes the crying baby again!
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Mom, I still don't understand why you like him.
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You'll understand when you're older and you haven't had a boyfriend in months.
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You'll pick up the first moron that comes to your door.
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(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM)
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I can't see a thing... (Cough, cough) The smoke...
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Mom, look! Someone has bombed the door!
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Bjorn, we're safe now! Come to your senses!
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But... What should we do with him?
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Leave him here? After all, he can't threaten us anymore.
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What's so funny, you little idiot?
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But... I didn't laugh!
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Don't move or I'll put a hole in his head!
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Oh, I'll let my best friend here tell you!
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That voice... I know it from somewhere...
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And that rotten breath!... Yuuuck!
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No, you idiot! It's Tom!
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Tom?! What are you doing here?! And why are you aiming a gun at my face?!
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You've been very naughty, Bjorn! You really thought you could keep that treasure for yourself?
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I don't get it! How do you know all this?
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Last time we talked, you were fishing at the lake in Paris!
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And I really enjoyed that vacation! Searching for those tablets has been so much work.
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By the way, thanks for getting rid of Bernard! I was going to do it myself eventually.
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Did I miss an episode?
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I would rather say... you were a very helpful pawn in my plans.
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I'll start from the beginning.
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First of all, you've got the name wrong.
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What?! My name isn't Bjorn?!
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My name is Roger Dumgivafuk, son of a Nogoyan archeologist.
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My father was never famous, but he was a good man.
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He resumed the previous excavation, which was left abandoned.
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Five years ago, I made... Err, I mean, he made a big discovery.
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During one of his excavations, he found a mysterious statue shaped like a bird, on which five tablets were placed.
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By touching them, he obtained a parchment revealing the location of a temple. He kept all this a secret.
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He suspected this was the famous Demetrios temple depicted in ancient stories, rumored to be a legend.
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Of course, he couldn't excavate the temple all by himself.
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So he hired a group of thugs to help, promising to share the treasure.
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How foolish! He only had to plant a bomb like us!
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Actually, you're right. I've since learned that the temple is indestructible from the outside, but not from the inside.
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So that explains the explosions! You blew up all the doors!
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Exactly! All except the entrance, which is unbreakable.
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Anyway... One after another, the thugs were killed in the temple rooms by the complex puzzles.
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(Yeah, right... Any imbecile could have passed them. And I'm a living proof!)
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In the last room, only my father and the leader of the thugs were left.
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This was right here!
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Thinking he had won, the thug betrayed my father and shot him.
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However, he failed the last trial and died too.
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As a result of that mistake, the temple began to shake and reburied itself in the sand.
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I was... I mean, my father was still barely alive.
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He saw the five tablets float in midair, and then disappear.
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In desperation, he grabbed the machine and made a wish.
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The machine is real?
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Definitely. It works like a Genie's lamp and grants three wishes.
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What did he wish for?
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First, he asked the machine to stop the temple from burying itself and to give him another chance.
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But it didn't work. The machine can only create things.
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So he tried a second time and asked the machine for a paper with the solution of the puzzle on it.
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That didn't work either. It was considered cheating.
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So retarded! Cheating never works! Especially in online games.
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Finally... He asked the machine to make a clone.
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Yes. A living clone of himself, with all his memories.
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My father was short on time and dying. So duplicating himself was the best option...
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He explicitly said that the clone should be younger and made outside the temple so it would be safe.
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A flashing light appeared and then... I guess he died.
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What happened to the clone?
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You still don't get it, do you?
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When I said that I am his son... I lied.
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No... That's impossible!
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You are my father?!
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...Man, your brain really is full of holes.
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Bjorn! He's the clone!
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Ohhhhhh! That explains everything!...
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Well, actually... It doesn't.
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You said the clone was young, but you're not!
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You moron! I was fifty years old, now I'm thirty! So technically I'm younger.
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No way! You're thirty years old?! But you're all wrinkled! The machine must have tricked you.
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Go on! Keep mocking me like this and you're dead! (Presses gun against Bjorn's forehead)
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OK, sorry... I still don't get it, though...
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What else do I have to tell you, then?
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Why did you call me a pawn?
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Simple. I've used you in my plans.
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I spent years finding the five tablets, which are the only way to enter the temple.
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I figured that the tablets ended up scattered in various places around Nogo. Each of them on a separate bird statue.
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Despite all my efforts, I was only able to locate a single tablet - the fire symbol.
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Everything changed recently, though.
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Six months ago, I got satellite internet at home, which was a real game changer.
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Uh? You've only just got internet?! Then how did you play Crappy Bird?!
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You have no idea what it's like to live in a closed country with almost no outside contact.
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I didn't even know the internet existed!
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But when the airport was built, some western progress finally arrived in the country.
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How come you speak a perfect English?
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I downloaded lessons on the internet.
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Yes, of c... Hey!!!
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Men are all the same.
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I still don't see how I fit in to this.
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I'm getting to that, you idiot!
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Thanks to the internet, I was able to search in a much more efficient way.
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I was able to locate another tablet in Bruxelles. An antique seller had one of the statues listed in his inventory.
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So I took a plane there and hired a group of thieves in exchange of a part of the treasure.
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They managed to steal the tablet, but the seller resisted and had to be murdered.
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Ahhh... That newspaper article! So it was your doing?
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A week later, I stumbled onto an ad from an antique seller in Paris. The picture showed another statue.
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The shop belonged to a man named Bjorn Thonen.
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(Ah, yes. I think that's me.)
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I ordered my men to enter that store and fetch the tablet.
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But they didn't find it there.
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So I had to find where that lousy seller had put it.
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But I don't remember telling you...
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Do you recall where we first met?
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Erm... In a bar? About two weeks ago?
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Wait... Do you mean... You became my friend... Because you knew I had the statue?
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Amazing! You do show some brains, sometimes!
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I needed to worm the information out of you. I couldn't just ask out of the blue, or you might have suspected something.
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Or so I thought... At the time, I still didn't know you had the brain of an 8-year-old.
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Not true! I'm way more clever than him!
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Of course you are, honey!
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Hey! I thought you were my friends, but you're all against me!
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One night at the bar, you finally told me the statue was at your place, and gave me the address.
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I guess I must have said that when I was drunk...
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Totally drunk. I expected you to die in the streets from alcohol poisoning or something.
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That night, my men went to visit your apartment...
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...and I think I know the rest of it... I got knocked out and your men got the tablet.
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I thought my store had been forced open the same night as my apartment?!
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You're wrong. It was forced open days before. You just didn't notice.
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Oh... That's... possible, I guess. I often forget to lock doors.
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Why did you stay my friend after that?
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I really enjoyed Paris, and I was getting tired from all the searching. So I decided to stay a while, as a vacation.
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But you helped me in my investigation? Why?
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You didn't need me anymore!
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I noticed you were starting to be an annoyance, but also a real idiot! So I enjoyed playing with you!
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I gave you some of the worst advice ever. Wear a fake police uniform, find clues... to charge a criminal?!
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I was convinced you'd get locked up for that. Or that Hector would put a bullet in your head.
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But things didn't go the way I planned.
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Somehow, you were able to get Hector locked up! So... I had to eliminate him.
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He would have told the police everything. I couldn't afford to waste years of effort.
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Makes sense. I would have done the same thing.
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He was just a low-level criminal, not even a professional. And he kept making mistakes.
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I was furious that you stole the airline tickets... They were mine! Do you know how expensive those are?!
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And you stole my money, too! But worst of all, you stole my precious tablet!
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So, despite your clear lack of smarts, I changed my plans and followed your moves.
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I figured Phalos got in contact with you and brought you up to speed. So I let you do the searching.
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You mean you just sat there while I was doing all the work?!
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Only to double-cross you at the very end! A perfect plan, no?
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Who is that Phalos guy you're talking about?
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You know him as Roger.
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That guy crushed at the entrance of the temple?
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Yeah. He was impersonating me at the museum. Playing an archaeologist gave him access to more information and made it easier to fool you.
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But you look nothing like him...
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I worked in the shadows, so no one knew what I looked like. He took advantage of that.
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He was the only henchman I hired from Nogo... and that was a bad idea. Just like the first time.
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Yeah, all of you Nogoyan people seem to be totally crazy.
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I told him everything - my plans, the whole story...
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In the end, that little weasel double-crossed us.
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Pretty funny, eh? Each of us had a plan to use you, and you didn't notice a thing!
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It's true, even I manipulated him! He's like a child waiting for instructions.
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...I hate you. All of you. Only bad people would take advantage of a simple-minded...err, I mean, a single guy...
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Before escaping, Phalos hid microphones all over our hideout. It took us ages to get rid of them all!
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Yeah, I noticed he liked playing Big Brother...
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He stole my only tablet at the time, so we had to steal it back from the museum.
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Why didn't you just kill him?
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We couldn't take the risk. And he wasn't there when we stole the tablet.
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After that, the museum was guarded and I couldn't afford to lose more men.
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Now I understand why he never left the museum! He wasn't so paranoid after all.
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We kept a close eye on him. And today is the day! We followed him into the desert.
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What a moron! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw him crushed at the entrance door!
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I just had to reinsert the tablets to reopen the door!
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Uh... What are you talking about now? All that blabbering is hard to follow.
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I've heard enough! Please end it!
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What? You want me to kill you before you hear the rest?
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Yeah! My brain hurts!
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As you wish. (Shoots)
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After all, It's only one more hole in your brain.
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Can I have a last request?...
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Of course! After all, I'm your friend, right?
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I wanna live! (sobs)
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He's not! He really is a crybaby.
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I guess it's time to end it, then.
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S... Sandra?! What are you doing?! (Sobs)
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I've got a gun! And I'm not afraid to use it!
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...Hahahaha! Don't make me laugh, girl!
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Mom, I think you need to switch the safety off.
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Ah! Err... You're right, honey.
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And you need to put your finger on the trigger. Not on the back.
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Come on mommy, shoot!
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But I have to be careful not to hit Bjorn!
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What? But who are you shooting, then?
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You know what? I'm in the mood for a game! I'll let you shoot once.
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If you miss, I'll shoot him. Which is gonna happen anyway, because you'll never hit me, girl!
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I will!... I think...
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Erm, Sandra... Are you sure about this?...
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Do you have a better plan?
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Hahaha! You're shaking like a leaf!
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Man, this last puzzle is hard.
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It'd be easier if you were actually trying.
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This time, I have no idea what to do.
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Just like the other times...
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No, I mean... There's no buttons to push!
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Maybe there's another kind of mechanism?
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Do you see that thing shaped like a microphone?
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You think I should sing a song?
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Well, you could try.
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I have a better idea. Try farting!
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Hey, that's not a bad idea! That might work!
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This time, can you try solving it? I'm out of ideas.
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I think it must be some kind of voice recognition device...
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Well, it's shaped like a microphone.
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Maybe we're supposed to say the right words?
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I don't know yet! There must be a hint somewhere!
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...help? I think yes.
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There's only one thing in this room that looks sort of like writing. That must be the hint we're looking for.
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It took me a while, but look at the stick figures on the statue.
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Did you consider they might mean something? Maybe each of them is a letter!
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I see! You mean these stick figures spell out a word, and that's the word we should say into the microphone?
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Do you have a better idea?
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I still think the stick figures are supposed to be a word.
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Look at the way their arms and legs are bent...
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I don't see anything.
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Use your imagination! You really can't see anything?
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I'd swear the second and the fourth figures are meant to be "E"...
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You think the second and fourth figures are "E's"?
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Can you guess some other letters?
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Come on, Bjorn! It's obvious! Just look!
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Err... Do you mean you've already found it?
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No! I like watching you struggle!
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Please help! I'm begging you!
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Oh no! Don't cry again! I'll figure it out, just give me some time! OK?
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Quick! I need the solution!
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Didn't your parents teach you any patience?
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Not much. They didn't have the patience for that.
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I hope you mean the puzzle, and not that thing between your legs...
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Both, actually! That happens when I'm frustrated.
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You're sitting there, playing video games right next to a dead body?
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So! We're gonna get the treasure! Aren't you excited?
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You bet! I've already made a list in my mind about all the things I could buy!
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I hope we get at least a million, so I can be listed as top contributor on Randy Crush Gaga !
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...Why does Sandra insist on giving you a share, anyway...
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But I didn't even finish my sentence!
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(Just wait until I get my hands on that treasure... I'll stuff everything in my underpants and leave you nothing!)
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Sing? But... sing what?
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(Sings) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! (Clap, clap)
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(Sings) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! (Clap, clap)
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...That doesn't seem to work?
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That's because your singing is awful.
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No, that can't be it...
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I want to, but I'm not sure it's going to help...
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Oh my! What did you eat? Rotten eggs?
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You should know! You saw me eating them!
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Anyway... That didn't work.
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That's an idea... But I can't really see myself doing that...
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Would you mind licking the microphone?
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I think that's the solution!
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I swear! Look at the little men on the drawing! And the statue! It's obvious we have to lick it!
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I... really don't see it...
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Oh, please please please!
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Alright, alright! You'll just insist until I do it, so...
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See? I'll do it! Just to make you happy!
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...Eww! Gross! I've got spider webs in my mouth!
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...
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See? I told you! That was pointless!
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But I didn't say anything yet!
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No way! I'm not licking anything until we get that treasure!
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Alright... Maybe after, then?
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I could do it myself, but there's a more efficient way.
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Caroline? Could you scream into the microphone?
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Why not!? I'll be sure to scream very loud!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AaaaAaaaaAAaaAaAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
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MY EARS! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!
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I THINK YOU CAN STOP NOW!
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I'M TALKING TO CAROLINE! STOP!!!
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But it didn't work yet.
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Caroline, that was stupid.
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Of course it was. HE asked me to do it!
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So... Is this thing some kind of... ancient microphone?!
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Maybe I'm supposed to do something with it?
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The microphone must be there for a reason...
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I tried keeping silent but that didn't work. Weird!
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No effect. That must be the wrong word.
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Oh no! Bjorn! Why did you insult it?!
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I'm... sorry! I was just joking!
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The temple! It's collapsing!...
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...Hey... It shook a little!
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It's probably not the exact word, but I'm pretty close!
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Better try again and pay attention to my pronunciation...
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Maybe I should shut up for once...
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I should stop to think... even if I'm starving.
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It's ours! For real!
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Any idea what we'll buy with all this, uh?...
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We'll figure it out!
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But I think I might like...
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MOM! WILL YOU LISTEN!
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Look what I've found!
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Oh my gosh! Don't touch it, dear!
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It's Tom! He must have triggered it before dying!
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The countdown says 10 seconds!!!
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Oh no! What should we do?!
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A bomb?! Oh no! What should we do?!
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Erm... I... think... we...
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We can't leave now! We need to get the treasure!
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But how?! There's way too much!
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I'll just take a little! For a few years' vacation!
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Oh no! There's only one sec...
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I'll defuse the bomb!
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Don't let him, Mom! He'll blow it up!
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Why don't you ever trust me?
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Mom! We can't stay here!
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Oh no! Quick, Bjorn! Do it!
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Don't worry! I'll just cut the wire here, and it'll be like in action movies! Saved at the last s...
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We have to run away! Quick!
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It's too late! Just go!
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Take my hand, honey!
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Mom! Don't forget me!
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Just come with me, little Bjoline! I like you, even if you're a monster!
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Hey, you ugly skeleton! Gimme that!
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It's useless... Now it's nothing more than a fancy stone.
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A ball with a "3" on it... Some kind of magic ball, maybe?
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What? What's going on?
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Don't you understand?!
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You're holding the machine!
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The one from the legend! The thing that can create anything we want!!!
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You can't be serious...
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Or is it?... I was expecting something much bigger! And less... common!
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Hey!!! It's mine!!!
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No way! You're gonna waste it!
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It looks like we can use it three times. That makes one wish for each of us.
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This is very precious, a unique opportunity we'll never have again. So I suggest we all take the time to think...
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I don't care! I want a gift now!
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Mmmrrrph... You're going to regret it!
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Hey, look! It's glowing blue now! Pretty cool!
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Let's see if this works! I would like...
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An ice cream cone! Vanilla, please!
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What?! You're wasting your wish on an... ice cream cone?!
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It's my choice! I'm hungry and thirsty!
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Something's happening!
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Awesome!!! I got the starter kit with the seller included!
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I want a vanilla ice cream!
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Hey, I recognize you! Aren't you the little girl who sabotaged my cart?!
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...No! That was him! I just distracted you!
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Then no ice cream for you.
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Caroline! How many times have I told you? Don't swear in front of strangers!
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Why didn't you tell me?...
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Because all your boyfriends stink. I want the real one!
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Something's happening!
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I'm sorry, honey. I think that didn't work.
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The machine can't give you something that doesn't exist.
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What?! Who's my daddy, anyway?! You've never told me!
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He's a... test tube. Or that's what the doctors said, anyway.
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Haha! No wonder why you've got such a round face!
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Don't worry, I can be your daddy!
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Argh! No way, I'd rather be dead!
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I promise you, dear. Someday I'll find someone better for you.
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I want a new phone! The X-Phone 10!
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But, honey! I've already bought you the X-Phone 9!
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Yeah but the new one should be much better!
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Something's happening!
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Hey, look! The new phone! It's in my hand!
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Really? Looks the same to me.
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...Hey! You're right! What the heck?!
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No it's not! See? It's got X-Phone 10 written on the back!
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Also, it's about 0.2 inch thinner if you look very closely!
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...Ohhhh... Great! That changes everything!
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That was quite a fail.
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Tsk! Let's see if you do better!
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Can I have it, honey?
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I thought you said you'd rather wait and think?
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I just did. And I've made my decision!
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I want Grandma back alive!
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What? You can't resurrect dead people!
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It never works in movies. There are always side effects.
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I said BACK TO LIFE! What's hard to understand in that?!
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So this is my great-grandmother?
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I want a country home!
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Don't your parents already have one?
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Yeah but I want one just for me!
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Will I be able to live in it too, Mom?
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I didn't ask for a scale model...
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But you didn't specify the size, either!
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This is such a disappointment. I was imagining myself growing salads and playing with chickens...
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You can still buy one with the treasure money!
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You're right! Let's get it!
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I want peace on Earth!
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No way! That's even more of a waste than Caroline's choice!
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Yeah, Mom! What got into you?!
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It's my choice! Please respect it!
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Awww! That hurts! Darn, you little...
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Nope, Mom. You got fooled. I think the machine's just junk.
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Ohhh... Well, worth a try.
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(That'll teach me to do good deeds...)
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My turn! Give me that!
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Be careful with it. This is our last chance!
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Yeah! Don't ask for something stupid, like a pair of socks!
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Don't worry! I want...
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Are you stupid?... No, wait. Why am I even questioning that.
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Come on! Gimme some gold and diamonds!
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Look! Hahaha! The arrow, over there !
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"The treasure's in here, idiot."
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Well at least it has a sense of humor!
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I want the solution to this puzzle, written on a piece of paper!
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Bjorn! Didn't you pay attention to your friend's story?
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Never mind that! I don't trust him anymore. That whole story was probably a lie.
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See? I've got a piece of paper in my hand!
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It says... "Get bent."
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I want a clone of myself!
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No way! I want a clone of myself too!
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Shut up! Don't listen to her! She already got a try!
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I want a clone of me! I want a clone of me!
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Hi, Mom! I'm an idiot!
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AAAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!!
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What the heck?! What's this abomination?!
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This isn't what I asked for! She's nothing like me!
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I... wouldn't say that...
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She... He?... I mean... It's got your blue ribbons! And your hair!
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I'm eight years old and I stink!
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Oh! There's some chewing gum on the ground!
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Whoops! Just a rock! Now my teeth hurt.
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No doubt about it... It's a cross between you two! (Laughs)
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No way! You can't do that! It's human! And... this was your wish!
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No! There's been enough killing for today. Let's keep it, OK?
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Maybe it could help! Can you help us solve this puzzle?
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Will I get paid for it?
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Look, the ball displays zero now... and the light has stopped.
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We... kinda wasted our chances, didn't we?
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And there's still the puzzle to solve! (Sigh)
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I'll just go back to my video games. They're less stupid than reality.
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Let's use the most useless item from my inventory on the most useful item in the world!
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And... Nothing happens. How unexpected!
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Hey Tom, I thought you might...
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Do you think I'm joking?! One pull of my finger and you're a goner!
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Well, you've never really been funny.
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Stop pointing that flashlight at my face!
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How come I can't blind you?!
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You shouldn't have bought Chinese junk.
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Look at my card! I'm a part of your group!
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I'm amazed you got that, but my "group" as you call it is totally unrelated!
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Don't make me laugh!
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Well, I'm trying my best.
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You can't kill me! This will protect me from your bullets!
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...I don't feel very lucky right now, so...
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I'm going to poke your eye out with this screwdriver!...
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...If I can get it out of my pocket!...
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Watch out! I'm armed and I won't hesitate to use them!...
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Oooooh, I'm scaaaaared! Go ahead, then!
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But... it'll be horrible! Blood squirting and everything!
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Hey, I'm back! Alive and well!
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Well... Of course?... You didn't leave...
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(My, he's weird. Why didn't I notice that earlier?)
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They've literally exploded the door.
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Tom said the temple is protected from the outside, but not the inside. Makes sense.
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So this means we could have just blown up the doors instead of solving those puzzles?!... Why didn't I think of that?!
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If only Caroline were right next to that door when it blew up! No such luck.
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So... Where does this lead?
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Hey, where are you going?
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Just checking if there's something interesting there.
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That's where we come from! Don't you remember?
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And men say women lack a sense of direction...
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Tsk... So I can't go there? But it's open!
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I hate invisible walls.
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So... If I understood the story correctly...
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This is Tom? The first one?
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Wow. He's seen better days.
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Say, Caroline, what are you...
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Huh?! I'm right here! Why are you talking with the skeleton?
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Oh, sorry! I thought that was you! Wishful thinking.
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Here, Tom! Eat this!
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Haha! He looks so funny dead, with stupid things in his mouth.
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I'm not here to steal candles. But if we don't get the treasure, I'll reconsider.
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Do these candle reveal a hidden text or something...?
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I can't carry them anyway, so it's pointless.
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Lighting a lit candle... Phew, good thing it's almost the end.
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That won't burn... And here I thought this was the solution!
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So this is like the super giant version of those statues?
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I came all the way here, but I still don't know the answer to my first question.
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Is this a bird or a hen?!
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Let's put it on the statue...
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There you go! Now it has a fancy hat!
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...I'll just take that back.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen these symbols somewhere, but where?...
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Yeah, I think I've seen those patterns on the wall of the hotel bathrooms.
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I'm supposed to look at it... Not smash it with random items.
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The treasure's here?! Finally!
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to enter!
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But... it's closed! The only way to open it is to solve this puzzle!
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Well, you have your method, I have another!
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Now my head hurts... Why couldn't they put in a handle?!
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Hey! I've... got an idea!
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...Let's hear your stupid idea and get on with it.
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Can't we just blow up the door?
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I thought about it! But we'd need a bomb. Do you have one?
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It's useless... That door is blocking the way to the treasure!
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So close to the goal! This is infuriating.
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(Bang, bang) Open! Open, that's an order!
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...I'm defeated. The door wins.
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I know, I know... But I wanted another treasure! Stupid machine!
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I hate to admit defeat, but... Yeah. I'm defeated.
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What is she complaining about? She got a house!
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It's much better than what I got! At least she can carry it.
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Ewww... There's a worm in her nose.
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Well, at least she seems happy to be dead!
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What's that? A big chair?
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Don't you remember the story? This is the King Demetrios' throne!
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He must have been a very small King, then...
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An ordinary chair. Boring.
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What the... That's not the solution? Oh, come on!
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Hey, I'd like an ice cream!
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That'll be 5 euros.
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But I don't have any money!
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Then no ice cream for you. Business is business.
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Where are we anyway? My ice cream is melting fast!
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In a temple buried in the middle of a desert, in an unknown country.
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Err... How do I get out of here and go back to Paris?
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I can move it! This isn't part of the carvings...
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I see! It's a cookie! Makes sense.
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I'd never have thought I'd find a cookie on a candle in a buried temple.
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Life is full of surprises!
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Hey, there's a cookie encrusted in old Tom's skeleton!
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Gnnn... It's hard to remove it from there...
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Ah-ah! Got it! With a little bit of bone.
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I'll finally know how Tom tastes!
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