...Ouch!... It hurts everywhere!
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Where am I? I remember... falling?
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And there's something else... I have a pressing need...
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Somehow I wish I was dead already... I feel terrible.
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Finally awake, sleeping beauty?
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How come I'm still alive? I fell off the roof!
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Yes. From three feet high! And you passed out! What a wimp...
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Oh... That seemed a lot higher...
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You bastard! You killed my friend!
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That... was an accident!
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Enough with your bullshit!
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What were you doing up there?
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Why should I tell you?
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Because you're tied up and I'm interrogating you, Mister Thonen!
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Good point... Eh, how do you know my name?
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We know a lot about you!
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Well, actually... Not that much. You really don't live an interesting life.
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Anyway! What would a fool like you be doing up on our roof?
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Come on! Answer me!
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Come on! Answer me!
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It's simple. I was trying to steal your tablets.
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The archaeologist said they were crucial to reveal the temple.
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We have to stop you from taking over the world!
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I don't believe it! You told the truth!
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...Yeah, of course! I'm a good guy!
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And a complete idiot! So that's how you behave? You'd turn us in to the police!
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Of course! Err, I mean... No, of course I would! Not! Well...
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I don't care what the boss says! We can't allow a damn snitch to stay alive!
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Oh, no... Can't you see I'm already in pain? No need for more!
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Don't worry! This will end your suffering.
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Thank you! Now it doesn't hurt anymore. Ugh...
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I'm just a tourist! It's rained a lot lately, so I thought I'd go out and look for mushrooms!
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But I got lost a tiny bit, and... I had a pressing need... But I couldn't find a toilet!
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I knocked on your door but you wouldn't reply! So I had no choice...
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I see! You climbed on the roof to look for a toilet?
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Are you retarded?! That makes no sense!
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But it's true! I swear! I'm really an idiot!
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Wait, that's not what...
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Hey, what are you doing?
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What do you think? Getting rid of an idiot!
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I still can't believe the boss let that dumbass fool around...
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I... have no idea what I was doing there.
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It's true! I just... woke up there, on the roof. Must be amnesia.
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Then why did you kill my friend?!
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I told you! It was an accident! My foot hit the wheel and it fell...
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Who do you think would believe that?!
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Erm, OK... Can I change my story?...
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Oh my gosh! I'm dead!
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Go to hell! I'll never tell!
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Ah... So you think you're tough, uh?
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Uh... Yes! But could please stop touching my arm?... It hurts...
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Alright! In that case, you won't mind me killing you?
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Go ahead! You'll never get anything from me anyway !
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(Presses gun on Bjorn's head) Are you sure?...
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Yes! Totally! Come on, shoot!
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Well, that's a surprise. (Puts back gun in its holster)
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Maybe you're not such a wimp after all.
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That was a test. I needed to make sure you wouldn't spill the beans if the police questioned you.
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Especially after finding this.
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What's that? The remains of your last meal?
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A mic. I found it on you. Looks like you crushed it when you fell.
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Uh? Where did that come from...
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You don't know, huh? Then ask your "friend"! He has a thing for spying on people.
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Anyway! You've answered well, so I'm giving you a second chance.
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I'm free? Cool! My back was starting to itch...
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No. The boss will decide your fate.
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But I can't reach him, currently. Busy signal.
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Yeah, it's very annoying when that happens! Did you leave a message?
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Yes, of course. I hope he'll...
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Hey, wait! Don't pretend to sympathize!
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I'll leave you here. But I'll be watching. So don't try anything funny!
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Who, me? Never! I'm the most serious guy ever. I won't move an inch!
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Hey, big villain! Come here!
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Help please! It's an emergency!
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Oh no! Help! HELP!!!
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Grrrmmph... What is it, this time?
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Hey, you hear me? Help! HELP!!!
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Dammit! Leave me alone!
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What do you... Uh?!
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What's that? What did you do?!
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...I... couldn't hold it anymore...
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I told you this was urgent! It's all your fault!
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I don't believe it... And who do you think will clean up that mess of yours?!
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Well... How about you untie me, and I'll mop the floor?
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Sounds like a good deal, don't you think?
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Did you do that just to get an excuse for me to free you?!
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Man, you're totally nuts!
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No! Do you think I'm an imbecile?!
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...I'll clean it later.
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Can you untie me a little?
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You see, I have very sensitive hands, and...
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Do you really think I'll fall for that?
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But... it hurts! I'd like you to see you in my place!
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Go ahead, try it! I'll tie you with the rope the same way and you'll feel this awful pain!
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(Crap... It almost worked!)
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Just stop moving and you'll be fine.
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At least, until we decide what to do with you.
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What's the chance your boss will set me free?
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Depends on his mood. But he was quite angry the last time I called him.
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(I have to get out of here!)
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Hey, no need to yell at me! I'm a very sensitive person!
NOTE:
I'm starving! When's dinner?
NOTE:
Sitting here doing nothing makes me bored. And when I'm bored, I have to eat!
NOTE:
No dinner, no snack, no food!
NOTE:
Don't count on me giving you a good rating on MyKidnapping.com!
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I'm hungry! Dying of hunger!
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Not again! Stay quiet, or I'll end you!
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But look at me ! I'm decomposing! I'll be dead in a few minutes if I don't...
NOTE:
Spare me the details!
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So nothing. Hold it, like the big boy that you are.
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But I can't! I haven't peed since yesterday, and I can hardly hold anymore!
NOTE:
Don't make me regret not shooting you, little brat.
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You're so mean to me!
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Please! I need to go the toilet, it's urgent!
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In that case, can I have a pot?
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What are you, three years old?
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Just stay quiet, or I'll knock you out!
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I'll tell my mommy!
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I can't hold it anymore! Where are the toilets?
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You're kidding? You just pissed yourself!
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But this time I need to poop!
NOTE:
Don't complain when you'll have to clean everything! And I promise, it'll smell horrible!
NOTE:
For a while I thought you were acting like an idiot, but no. You really are.
NOTE:
But I haven't said anything yet!
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"Can I go poop, please oh please?"
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That was a very bad impersonation of me.
NOTE:
What are you doing, exactly? Opening and shutting that trap constantly?
NOTE:
It's getting on my nerves!
NOTE:
Good! That's the point. Just making sure you don't try anything!
NOTE:
I feel like you don't trust me. It hurts my feelings!
NOTE:
So you can do something stupid? No way.
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But I can't sleep if you do that constantly!
NOTE:
I can put you to sleep! Just ask. Even forever, if you insist!
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Can I call a friend?
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And why not call collect, while you're at it?
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But my friends will worry!
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I have to let them know I'm safe, otherwise they may search for me! And then, you'll be in trouble!
NOTE:
Don't worry. I know you don't have friends!
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Not true! They're dangerous, they may even destroy the whole place with a bomb if necessary!
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Bluffing doesn't work on me.
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I just remembered! I need to call someone urgently!
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My wife! I left her at home! She must be worried sick!
NOTE:
Yeah, right... As if someone like you would have a wife.
NOTE:
There's something wrong with the light!
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I'm bored, I could really use a book.
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We don't have any books here.
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(Yeah, well, that's not really a surprise.)
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Now stop bothering me!
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Wait! There's... another reason I'm asking.
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I'm... afraid of the dark...
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If I don't have a light, it's very bad. Weird things happen. Sometimes I turn into a werewolf!
NOTE:
You know what? I'll check it, just so you shut your mouth.
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Oh, thank you so much! I'll be forever in your debt!
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Please come back! I'm scared!
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You're such an annoying brat.
NOTE:
Please fix that light bulb! It won't take long!
NOTE:
Please, please, please, please, please, please...
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OK, OK! Just... shut up!
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(Who said begging doesn't work?)
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Do you often drive the truck outside?
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Yeah. Alain was too dumb to pass his driver's test.
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Right... You'd have to be really dumb to not have a driver's licence nowadays, uh?...
NOTE:
Can you turn a little? I can't see your butt very well...
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Erm... Never mind...
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Oops, sorry. Just a reflex. I didn't mean to kill you.
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Then again, you should know better than to attack someone with a toothpick like this.
NOTE:
Sorry... Will do better next time. Urgh.
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It hurts though! Can you finish me, please?
NOTE:
It was nothing. Just a bad contact.
NOTE:
This place is falling into pieces.
NOTE:
Weird. How does this light bulb unscrew itself?
NOTE:
I don't know! Ask it!
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Pfft. Anyway it's fixed.
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(There we go! He didn't notice...)
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What? What? I didn't do anything! I swear, it wasn't me!
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I... feel like something's missing.
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Oh. That happens sometimes... Like when I leave without my keys... Err, I mean...
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(Phewww... Once again that was close, luckily I know how to improvise!)
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Impossible... I can't run when I'm covered in pee!
NOTE:
Wait a second... I recognize those ribbons...
NOTE:
I associate them with something little... annoying...
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Aww, you've found me!
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What the heck are you doing here?!
NOTE:
Duh! You look so stupid like that! Even more than usual!
NOTE:
Why won't you look at me?
NOTE:
I can't! I'm tied up to that chair and being watched by a bad guy!
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I haven't seen you all day! Where have you been?!
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Well I was playing with my X-phone behind the hotel, but I've dropped it and now it's dead.
NOTE:
I was starting to get bored and then I saw you!
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So I used the spy abilities I learned from my "Secret Agent" app to follow you!
NOTE:
You're so lame! You didn't even notice me, huh? You wanna know how I did it?
NOTE:
I don't care! Just help me!
NOTE:
Why would I do that?
NOTE:
Because very deep inside, you like me?
NOTE:
The other day I went looking for your eggs!
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You promised to give me the "Horrible Things II" DVD in exchange!
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But you gave me nada. So I won't help you.
NOTE:
I gave you a beautiful tennis ball in exchange for a few rotten eggs!
NOTE:
Listen, there's no time to play!
NOTE:
I won't help. I thought grown ups knew how to get by on their own!
NOTE:
But this is no everyday situation!
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No! Please, don't go! I'm begging you!
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Haha! You're so lame! Begging and all that!
NOTE:
OK, I'll help. But in exchange...
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No way! This isn't the time for blackmail!
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...Darn! He's coming! Hide, quick!
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Don't play dumb! I've heard you talking with someone!
NOTE:
That was Caroline! She's an annoying little brat!
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Look! She's hiding behind the window!
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What the heck?! (Shoots)
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What have you done?!
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I can't stand children. They're maddening. Like fleas on a dog.
NOTE:
Well, you've got a point! But...
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This is wrong! Who kills children? It's immoral! Horrible!
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You're the one who pointed her out!
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Oh no... You're right...!
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I'm a monster! I can't go on like this!
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Oh, crap. I wasted all my bullets.
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Haha! You didn't get me! But you got him! Awesome!
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(With a girlish voice) It was me!
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(With a girlish voice) Me! I am Bjorn's imaginary friend, Caroline! And I'm a little girl so annoying everyone hates her!
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...I don't see anyone else. Are you serious?!
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(With a girlish voice) Yes! My mom said I'm so irritating that she would put me in a bag and throw me into a river someday!
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Man, you're totally nuts.
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Oh, I don't care. I'll let the boss deal with you and your craziness.
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(With a girlish voice) You suck!
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Who? There's no one here!
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Yes, seems like you're right...
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But I saw you moving your lips!
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Just complaining about how tight the rope is!
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I'll keep a close eye on you. You're quite suspicious.
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Good job, he didn't notice you!
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I told you! My app taught me everything about being a spy!
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Nope. Give me something first!
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Can't you see that I'm tied up? I can't move! And now I have to be careful so he doesn't notice me talking!
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Exactly! So I'm taking advantage!
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Mrrrphh... That annoying little piece of...
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How about a X-Watch 3?
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No, it sucks. The screen is too small, I couldn't play Crash of Plans on it.
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WILL YOU SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH AND LISTEN!!!
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Sshhhh! Quiet, or the bad man will hear you!
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If I ever get out of here alive, I swear I'll take you by the scruff of your neck and...
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I get it. I'm out of here. Bye!
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Listen, I promise! I'll buy anything you want, but only AFTER I get out of here! OK?
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Yes! I swear it on my dead cat's life!
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OK! So, what do I do?
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Erm... Can you look around and see if you can find something to cut me free?
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I'll check! Wait a sec!
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...Uh oh. That's not good...
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The pressing need is starting to become an emergency...
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...Oh oh. That's not good...
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I'm sitting on something else, and it's inside my pants...
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Is that... the fruit juice carton I got in the plane? I forgot I had it!
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I think I'm crushing it... I'd better not move anymore!...
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...oh no! I can't...!
NOTE:
...I feel both relieved and full of shame...
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Great. Now I have an irresistible urge to take a dump.
NOTE:
Finally! I was starting to...
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What's so funn... Oh.
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Erm... I had a little accident...
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A big wet one, you mean! (Laughs)
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Stop it! I'm in a critical situation!
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You don't say! I can't wait to see Mom's face when I tell her!
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Not a word to your mother, or you can forget about my promise!
NOTE:
Maybe I will, maybe I won't!
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Well, I found a knife in the truck nearby. Here you go!
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Are you nuts?! You almost hit me!
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You're never happy! How was I supposed to get it to you?!
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You could have warned me, at least!
NOTE:
(Although I admit it was a good throw... It fell right next to my chair. With a little stretch, I could probably get it...)
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I'm getting bored now.
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Then do something useful! Check around for something that could help!
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I don't take orders from you!
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But... I guess it's better than being bored.
NOTE:
Err... I mean... There's something interesting here... I'm pretty sure...
NOTE:
I'm sure there's a reason for this irresistible urge to stare at that!
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Let's insert this...
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...Not the effect I expected.
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Hey! He has smaller feet than me!
NOTE:
...But is comparing our feet size the reason why I asked him to come here?
NOTE:
I could try to crush his foot, but... Which one?!
NOTE:
Dilemma, dilemma...
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No way! I know how much it hurts to get your foot smashed!
NOTE:
I couldn't do that to anyone, not even my worst enemy.
NOTE:
I guess even thugs like to play music sometimes.
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Or maybe they've murdered a musician. Yeah, that's more probable.
NOTE:
To play a swan song?
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Not quite the right way to play the guitar.
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Looks like a wooden cross. I pity the poor fool who gets that for his tombstone!
NOTE:
It's got termites, I wouldn't get any use of it.
NOTE:
Come to think of it... Maybe they didn't make that for a future tombstone, but they picked it from...
NOTE:
Ewwww... What kind of people plunder a graveyard?!
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I wouldn't want that on my tombstone...
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Clothes, I think? Not mine, anyway.
NOTE:
I kinda wonder why there are bloodstains on them, though.
NOTE:
And why there's a hand sticking out of the bag.
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No way! There's already a hand in that bag, no need to add another.
NOTE:
Even criminals deserve some fun!
NOTE:
For a second I considered kicking the guard with a ball, but I'm terrible at playing soccer.
NOTE:
Yeah, well... happens to the best of us...
NOTE:
I can't really decide if I was more comfortable before or after...
NOTE:
Really? A baby carriage here?
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Maybe in case they kidnap a babysitter?
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Nonsense! There's no baby inside.
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Yeah, I'll get inside and play the baby to get out of here! That ought to work!
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Looks similar to the vases I sell!
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Those criminals have good taste! I'll give them a discount if they come to my store someday.
NOTE:
Yeah, it's broken. So what? It's not as if those vases are useful for anything!
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It's not in good shape.
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Yeah, I know, I probably have more important things to worry about right now than someone else's ironing board.
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I can't even start to imagine what this is used for... Better not.
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It's close enough...
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Maybe I can lean a little...
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Oh, great... I can't get close enough to touch it!
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There must be some way...
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Ngghhh!!! Come on, come on...
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Get in my hand... That's an order!...
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(Breathing) Impossible... Now I kinda regret thinking the gym is a waste of time.
NOTE:
Go on, faithful friend! Do your magic!
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Whoops... Almost dropped it... Gotta be careful.
NOTE:
After all, it's not as if my life depends on it!
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Yes! I've found bombs in a crate.
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Well, don't touch them! Who will help me if you explode?
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They look pretty cool though!
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Bombs?! You're not serious!
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You don't believe me? I'll throw you one, you'll see!
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Wait, no!!! Don't do that!!!
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Come back here! Stop! STOP!!!
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Ah ah! Got ya! You looked so scared, I thought you'd piss yourself again!
NOTE:
OK, so I've cut myself free.
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You did? Then why are you still on the chair, in the same position?
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I'm just pretending! Otherwise he'll notice!
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Yeah, right... You won't admit it, but you like being a prisoner!
NOTE:
N... No! Not at all! There's totally nothing exciting about it!...
NOTE:
Well... how do I get out of here?...
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Why not use the door?
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You really have no brain, do you?
NOTE:
That's not very nice, even coming from you.
NOTE:
The bad guy is behind the door, watching me!
NOTE:
Just play sick and attack him!
NOTE:
Mmm... That's not so stupid actually, but...
NOTE:
I have a bad feeling about this.
NOTE:
You have a better idea?
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You're right. I'll pretend to be sick.
NOTE:
Cool! I'll hide here and watch! I'll be so funny!
NOTE:
Urgh!!! Oh no! I'm suddenly sick! I'm about to throw up...
NOTE:
First you pee and now this?! Look at that mess! You're a pork!
NOTE:
Not my fault! I'm sick...
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I'm sick of you! (Throws vomit)
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What?... Argh!!! Gross!!!
NOTE:
Take my vomit in your face!
NOTE:
I can't see a thing! I'm blind!...
NOTE:
(Quick, before he...)
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...Pee, puke and blood... Yuck. I'll have to clean all that now...
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Thank you for the gift!
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Trust me! Just scream! As hard as you can! And don't stop!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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She's good at that! My nose is starting to bleed!
NOTE:
Auuugh!!! My ears!!! Where's that coming from?!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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(Oops. What was the next part of this plan, by the way?)
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Girl!!! Will you please shut up??!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
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...Oh no! What have you done?!
NOTE:
What do you think? She was piercing my eardrums!
NOTE:
Plus, she looks like that girl from that horror movie with the priest!
NOTE:
This is all your fault! You and your stupid idea...
NOTE:
Hey, how can you talk? You have a hole in your head!
NOTE:
I hate you so much! Please kill him!
NOTE:
What?! No! Don't listen to her!
NOTE:
I'm getting tired of dying.
NOTE:
I've told you! My X-Phone is broken!
NOTE:
Ah, yes... In that case...
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Run very far, and find some help!
NOTE:
You could have asked that from the start, you know!
NOTE:
Hey, man! Good news!
NOTE:
I got the boss on the phone, and he was pretty angry that you killed one of us.
NOTE:
So he's OK to get rid of you!
NOTE:
What? Where's the good news in that?!
NOTE:
Oops. Never mind. I couldn't find help, anyway.
NOTE:
I know! Bring me a bomb!
NOTE:
What a good dog, very obedient!
NOTE:
Wow! I've never seen a little girl so happy to carry a bomb!
NOTE:
Here you go! What's next?
NOTE:
Put it down, and press the big red button!
NOTE:
Uh?! Isn't it going to blow up on me?!
NOTE:
There should be a timer. Probably.
NOTE:
No way! I'm not doing that!
NOTE:
Take your stupid bomb and do it yourself!
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WAIT! DON'T THROW...
NOTE:
Mmm... Those bars seem to be made of cheap plastic...
NOTE:
There's a truck nearby, isn't there?
NOTE:
The little one? Yeah, why?
NOTE:
Uh oh... That's usually bad.
NOTE:
Listen! Have you ever started a car?
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Of course! Mommy let me do it tons of times.
NOTE:
You see, a truck is just a slightly bigger car. But it's used for carrying stuff.
NOTE:
I know what a truck is! Do you think I'm stupid?!
NOTE:
Of course, because you are!
NOTE:
Hey! I'm your only hope right now!
NOTE:
I've even driven Mom's car many times!
NOTE:
Err... what?! Your mom lets you drive her car?!
NOTE:
Oops... Forget that...
NOTE:
(I can't believe it...)
NOTE:
Anyway... Can you find me a rope?
NOTE:
To hang yourself? Why not use this one?
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Of course not! It's not long enough and I've cut it.
NOTE:
There's one over there...
NOTE:
Here, got it. So now you're going to hang yourself?
NOTE:
Tie it to the bars, and then tie the other side to the truck bumper!
NOTE:
You're lucky! I know how to make strong knots. Just watch !
NOTE:
...I'm not sure about that... But with some luck it might work...
NOTE:
Yes it will! It's tied up on both sides very strongly!
NOTE:
Never mind. Go into the truck and start it as hard as you can!
NOTE:
Like in action movies? So cool!
NOTE:
What's going on? Why are you back?
NOTE:
I can't start the truck! There's no key.
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You just said a swear word. Mom says only bad people swear.
NOTE:
The guard must have the key... He makes a rattling sound when he walks!
NOTE:
Wait here and hide, I'll try to get it.
NOTE:
Alright, but how are you gonna do that?
NOTE:
Cool! That'll be funny!
NOTE:
Don't stay too close or he'll see you!
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As you wish! But I won't be responsible if you get a bullet in your head.
NOTE:
Impossible! Spies know how to avoid bullets!
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(She's crazy... totally and definitely crazy)
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Can't you hide? The guard might see you!
NOTE:
Well I just don't like being watched. It's distracting.
NOTE:
Cool, then you'll probably make a mistake! Can't wait!
NOTE:
Quick, start the truck!
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...Fingers crossed...
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(Hey, the guard isn't opening the trap anymore?)
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(Better take advantage!)
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Look! Didn't I do great?
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Perfect! Here, take the tablets!
NOTE:
And some of my stuff... I'll keep the most important...
NOTE:
Uh? What are you doing with all that junk?
NOTE:
Don't just stand there! Put them in the truck!
NOTE:
Now I'll squeeze through!
NOTE:
If you can. You're fat.
NOTE:
No... I'm not!... Urgh...
NOTE:
Help me instead of blabbering! Ooof... Pull me!
NOTE:
Your fault! Ooof...
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...I'm out! Quick, in the truck!
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OK, but you'll have to let me drive!
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What?! I won't let an eight-year-old girl drive! That would be irresponsible!
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Oh, you're no fun... Alright... Go ahead, then!
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Sure... I... will drive. Erm...
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Oh my, there are three pedals!
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Erm... One to accelerate... One to go backwards... And the other one... To... fly?
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No way! You can't drive?! Hahahaha!!!
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Go ahead! Laugh! But...
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Erm... Please get us out of here! Quickly!
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OK, OK! I'll drive! You're so dumb!
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Uh?! What are you doing?
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I can't quite reach the pedals... Mom's car is smaller.
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So I'm putting a rock on the clutch, I'll change the speed on the gearbox, then I'll move the rock to...
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I don't care how you do it! Just be quick!
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(On the phone) Boss! Finally! I couldn't reach you!
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Oh, you were in a theater! How was that French film?
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I see. Yeah, French films are always pretty boring.
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Ah yes, erm... Well, there's been some trouble here...
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I caught that idiot... Yes, Bjorn. But he's... escaped...
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S... sorry boss... Oh and erm... He stole our tablets, too...
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I know you're angry, but please keep my mommy out of this!
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I see... So that doesn't change our plans. We just keep it going. Got it!
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Thank you, boss! See ya!
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I still can't believe we made it out alive...
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I'm too fast for them, they couldn't follow us!
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...I wasn't referring to them, just your driving...
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You're such a crybaby.
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I'm wondering where the lightning tablet ended up. We left in such a hurry that I didn't notice it wasn't one of the two tablets.
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Oh, who cares about that. I'm starving! My stomach is empty...
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Of course! You puked the whole way!
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...Anyway, we're back to the hotel. Let's leave the truck here.
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I wonder what Sandra is doing!
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...About that... Erm... Can I ask... a favor?
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I'm afraid I might be scolded for going out without telling Mom. And for coming back so late.
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I see! So you want me to keep her from bursting into "the wrath of Sandra"?
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OK, I'll try. But no promises!
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So here I am... Talking to myself.
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Nope. That guy really has nothing interesting to say.
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I'm not in the mood to commit suicide.
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Yeah, I can move my feet. But how is it going to help?
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I wonder if I walked in some dog crap...
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But it's hard to tell with so many smells on me.
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Now I know how disabled people feel...
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And it sucks. I can't stand up, I can't do anything useful! Not even scratch my back!
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So, yup... That light bulb is waaaaaay out of reach. Like a million lightyears away.
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If I wasn't tied up. But that's just a detail, eh?
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I can't stand light!
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I've changed my mind. How can I do anything in the dark?
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Hey! Don't touch it, can't you see I'm working on it?!
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What the?!... Were you standing?...
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Err... No, not at all! Just my shadow!
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Mmm... Must be my imagination. Don't try anything funny!
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Who, me?! I'm totally not a funny guy!
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(That was close... Better be more careful.)
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Yeah! I've seen it in the movies! The hero jumps with his chair from one side of the room to the other!
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Darn it! Is the chair stuck to the ground with super-strong glue?!
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I can't move it at all! Let alone jump!
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There... must... be... a way... to move it!...
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Nothing doing... Either I'm too tied up, too weak, or the chair weighs a ton and is screwed on the floor.
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In any case... I'm screwed.
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I don't believe it! Even free from my ties, I still can't move the chair!
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I'm starting to think it's just not meant to be moved... For technical reasons.
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Uh?... I have something hard between my legs!
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That's not normal... What is it?
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I don't feel comfortable like this. I hope I can move it...
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Now it's under my butt...
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Maybe if I move it a little...
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Either my eyes are playing tricks on me...
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...or these are the two tablets I'm looking for! How lucky!
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I can't believe they hid them so badly! Don't they realize how important they are?!
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Sure thing, I'll get them! But not now. Gotta find a way out first!
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Looks like my medallion! What's it doing there?
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It must have slipped into my trousers when I fell, and the villain didn't see it...
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Maybe it'll help! I'll try and catch it...
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It's harder than I thought... My feet can't reach it...
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I wish I was that elastic supergirl...
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Come on... Come on...!
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Nope... It's a few inches too far...
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The medallion's moved! I should be able to reach it...
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With my feet... There... Slowly...
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I'll slip it there... Almost... Urgh...
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There! I've managed to get it within reach. The guard shouldn't notice it.
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Finally, an item! I felt so bad with nothing on me.
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My precious junk! I mean... My stuff!
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He has it over there. Good! With all the effort I've put into gathering that, I'm glad he didn't get rid of it!
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Yes! I'll use my telepathic skills!
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I just need to concentrate...
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Better not! If I try to take anything, the guard will surely hear or see me!
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I'll just wait 'til the last minute.
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It's sturdy... Large... Well fastened...
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In two words - I'm screwed.
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And the hero gathered all his strength and might to break his bonds!
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Gah... It's endless!...
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I'll keep the rope just like before... I wouldn't want the guard to know I'm free.
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It's cut so I could get rid of it. But I'm worried the guard will notice...
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Better not move or I might not be able to put it back correctly!
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Help! Somebody help me! I'm being kidnapped!
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Why does that sort of thing always happen in the middle of the desert?
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No one... I'm alone... All alone... With the loneliness... Desperate... Isolated... Deserted...
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And no one in sight.
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Looks like Caroline isn't back yet...
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I still can't believe that annoying brat is my last hope of survival.
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(Gulp) I'm in deep trouble...
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Unless she's suddenly become invisible, Caroline isn't there.
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Impossible... The bars are pretty thick, there's no way I could cut them!
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...Uh? Did someone laugh?
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Did you just... put your hand on my ass?!
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Oh... Err... Ah ah...
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Did you like it?... Because, uh... I could do more...
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Hey! You cut the rope!!!
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N...no! It was rotten and...
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(Shoots) Shut up, you filthy pervert!
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And for your information, I'm straight!
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Uh?! What are you...
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And how did you get free?!
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Wait! Can we talk like gentlemen? No hard feelings, OK?...
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Ouch... Never mind the keys, I can't drive anyway...
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Now that my arms are free, I can grab that cookie on the wall! I was starting to get hungry.
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I see it! But as long as I'm tied up, I can't get my hands on that cookie!
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It's right under my feet, I should be able to get it...
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There! I crushed it a little with my shoes but it should still be good.
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What's that? A cookie on the rope?!
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Did he eat on me?...
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