...Uh? That doesn't work?
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The room is too dark... Dang! Guess I'll have to search by myself!
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Nope... Nothing happens.
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No problem though! I'm not a beginner anymore! Right?...
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Awesome! There are naked babes!
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Or... Maybe some ham? I'm not really sure.
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I can see just fine! There's...
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Blackness! Tons of it!
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I'm screwed... Unless I can find a way to lit up this place.
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Good thing I kept this flashlight!
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...Uh? It doesn't work?
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Oh, come on! I already replaced the batteries, and I didn't use the vibrating Eiffel tower that much!
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Mrph... I hate these chinese knocko... (Bang!)
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Ah! Never mind, it works! I just had to smash it against a wall.
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It doesn't light much up in here, but this will have to do!
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...Yeah. I thought that was stupid.
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Looks like I can open this coffin!
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I wonder what's inside?
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My gosh, it stinks of death in here! They should aerate sometimes!
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Looks like it didn't move. Good!
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Don't take it personally, ugly corpse, but there's nothing interesting in here.
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Just a poor guy. Better desecrate another.
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I want to see the corpse again! Just a look-see.
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Some kind of storage box for corpses. How do I open it? Let's try...
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Urgh... Argh... It's... no good! Totally stuck!
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Nothing doing... it won't budge.
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Maybe I should start eating spinach?
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...I still can't open it, but it's getting loose!
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Oh my gosh... That stench! (Bleuargh)
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Better leave. I hate smokers, dead or alive.
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I wish Sandra could have come. This'd be easy for her! She's a nurse, she must see dead bodies all the time!
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Anyway, here we go...
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What the?... It's a bloody mess in here!
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You know what they say. Messy in life, messy in death!
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Oh my gosh. What am I doing?
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I didn't wash my hands before opening it! Oh, well.
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I'll be able to add "professional profaner" to my resume!
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No corpse? Nothing at all?!
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Profaning tombs is such a waste of time! Who would have thought?
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Is that... the name of the dead person inside?
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Great! That will speed up my search!
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Erm... What was the name of the guy I'm looking for, again?...
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Oops... I forgot to ask his first name!
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"Bertrand Vitocks"...
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"Victor Vitocks"...
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Why do they all have the same surname?! I'm so unlucky!
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"Raphael Vitocks"...
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Pfft. As if a name would be important for a dead person.
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Some kind of lock... Very tight.
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This must be the thing preventing me from opening it!
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It's your turn, screwdriver friend! (Unscrews)
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Buying this screwdriver was the best thing I've ever done! (unscrews)
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I mean... stealing.
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And another one! (Unscrews)
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Man, this is tiring... (Unscrews)
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Aaaahh...(Sighs but unscrews)
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Is it the last one already? (Unscrews)
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I can't! I'll probably burn the coffin.
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I don't know what's inside but I need it!
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Uh? Come on... (Cling)
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Nothing doing... It's too hard to cut, even with the shears.
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(Pants, pants) I can't... Too exhausting.
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Better find something else to remove the lock.
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Yeah, right! I'm going to carry the coffin up to the airport, and take it on the plane with me!
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I'm sure there are discounts for dead bodies!
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Or... I'll find a way to open it here.
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Dang! That's not a lever to open the coffin! I'm stumped.
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Erm... Some kind of... snake with a finger... and a flower...
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I can't get it straight. With my intellect I'd normally be able to understand this! But it's so dark in here.
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Didn't I see another snake wrapped around a stick like this somewhere?
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Was there a sale on these?
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A beer?! Great! Let's have some...
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Egyptians were far superior to Germans. Here's the proof!
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When they buried someone, they kept precious items around the deceased.
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Here, people have no respect for the important things in life.
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Is that a mouse or a rat? I can never tell...
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Well, it's dead anyway.
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Yeah, I guess I could bring it back as a souvenir for Caroline...
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But my pockets are full! And so are my underpants! Such a shame.
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I'm past the age where I want to play with dead rats.
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A fossilized lump of crap! What a discovery!
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Maybe I could take it. The archaeologist might be interested?
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He certainly has a taste for crappy old things.
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What's the point? It's already crap!
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A candlestick... with candles?!
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That could be useful! But... I think I can't use it right now.
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...Oh no. The wick won't burn. Must be too wet?
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Then I'll just stick with the flashlight.
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Yeah, I'd ask for a cushion in my coffin too.
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After all, it's important to be comfortable if it's the place you'll be for eternity.
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This guy must have been wealthy. And obese, too! The bones don't lie.
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Not much space in here! I'm sure he had to make tough choices to fit the most important things from his life in here.
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Awesome! Gold teeth! Let's pick them up!
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Or... let's not. Just yellow teeth. The result of years of smoking.
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If I had a camera, I'd take a picture and put it on cigarette packages with the slogan - "Soon, here's how you'll look, too".
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Now that would be convincing!
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He's not very tall... This must be a child. Poor little boy!
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I wonder why he has little testicles all around his tummy?
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Must be a genetic disease. I heard a baby was born with several penises.
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Nah, I don't like cigarettes and cigars. I'd rather drink.
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Alcohol is much better for your health. At least it doesn't damage your br..
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Err... I mean, the... What's the word, again?
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He should quit smoking before it's too late!
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That would have been funny! But the cigar is too wet to lit up.
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Good idea, it's probably freezing in there! Especially when you don't have skin.
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I did a thorough search, there's no tablet wrapped in the sweater.
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It works! Now that's what I call a long-lasting battery!
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Obviously, a toaster! How else could he eat breakfast, huh?
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I wonder if there's some toast inside! I'm hungry.
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Empty! What a shame. Looks like he already ate it.
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No surprise though, this was the only food in here.
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Some pages? I can't read them for some reason...
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Maybe because they're empty.
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The title on the side is... "Tips for living a longer life".
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I guess it's bad advice. Anyway, there isn't anything inside the book either.
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Pink underpants? Maybe his girlfriend's?
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No tablet inside. But they're very soft!
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Yeah, I thought about stealing it and offer it to Sandra!
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But they wouldn't fit. Way too small.
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A worthless painting.
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I mean, who'd be interested in a cat's portrait?
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A bright idea! But... where's the lamp?...
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A fancy hat! Perfect for a party of the dead!
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Nothing like a good pair of socks for a cozy sleep in a cold coffin!
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This is a disgrace! Unacceptable!
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No one has watered these poor flowers!
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Just a little toy, in case he gets bored.
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And who wouldn't get bored in here...
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No way! I'm not drinking from a dead person's bottle!
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Poor guy. He'd end up dying of thirst!
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Ouch! Man, this toast is hard as a rock!
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...Ooooh! Would you look at that!? The tablet!
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This must be the one I was looking for! Yippee!
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Sorry buddy, but I'm going to borrow this!
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Don't worry, I'll never bring it back! You're dead, why am I even talking to you?
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OK, time to leave this creepy country and go back to peaceful Nogo! I could really use some rest.
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Either my eyes are deceiving me, or it's a cookie! I wonder how long it's been on that coffin?
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Great! There's a cookie stuck on that fossilized pile of crap!
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The rat is lying on a cookie!
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It must have died while eating it. Stupid animal!
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