And obviously, I had to arrive in the middle of the night!
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Now it's raining... And me without my umbrella.
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I don't have a hotel room, so...
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Better be done with this quickly.
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The pattern... Is that someone drinking or playing an instrument?
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No, I've got it all wrong. This is someone kissing a duck.
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For now I don't have any use for a pot, but I'll remember it. Just in case I have a pressing need.
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Hey, I'm a cultured person! I won't just do it on the ground.
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That'd be like taking a crap in a chamber pot. Pointless.
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At least this proves I'm in Germany!
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Great, free for me!
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Somehow this looks like Sandra! Almost as if she's watching so I don't run away...
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Is that a fig leaf, or did she wet herself?
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Dang, it's closed! Just my luck... How am I going to get in?! I can't wait 'til morning...
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Looks like no one's inside... Well, no one who could open the gate.
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Open the gate! Please!
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...Darn! Dead people can't hear! What's wrong with me?!
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Alas, I don't have my mobile phone. And it can't browse the internet.
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The lock is locked. Looks like I need... some sort of metal piece to insert... What's the word, again?
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If only I had internet on my phone... I could look up how to pick a lock!
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Alas, I don't even have my mobile phone. And it can't browse the internet.
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It's open you imbecile!
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...Now I'm insulting myself. Great.
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Lockpicking? With shears? What could go wrong...?
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Losing a hand, maybe?
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Yeah, of course! Secret agents always pick locks like that.
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What's that?! Someone's watching me?!...
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No, wait... It's just a tombstone shaped like a dead body. What a relief.
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I'd better not stick around here too long. I'm starting to see things... (shudders)
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What? No way! I'm not gonna take off my shoes!
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I don't take them off at the swimming pool, so I won't do it here either! Stupid rules.
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Germans have weird habits... Or maybe I shouldn't generalize a single experience?
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(Unscrews, unscrews)
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I can't cut the sign! It's way too strong.
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What's this for? "First Aid Antiseptic Alcohol Spray"... Sounds good!
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Ewww! I've never had alcohol so gross...
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No, thank you! I'd even rather drink water than this so-called "alcohol"!
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Better stay away from that "alcohol". It might stain my inventory.
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There's a paper here... with a message!
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"George, I know you're a scatterbrain so I hid a spare key here. Don't forget to unmount your shoes before entering."
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"George, I know you're a scatterbrain so I hid a spare key here. Don't forget to unmount your shoes before entering."
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I hate this. Would it be so hard to just write where it's hidden?!
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What the heck?! They lied to me! They said to "unmount the shoes"...!
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I've torn these shoes to pieces, but there's no key! I don't get it... Where is it?
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So, "unmount the shoes", eh? Clever hint, good thing I'm so intelligent!
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There we go! I've destroyed the only clue that might help me.
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Nah! Just kidding. I just cut a hole in my pants.
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Invisible ink, maybe?...
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Oooh! Yes, there's text on it! It's...
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The same text as before. Great.
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Of course! And then, I'll eat it with the paper!
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Did someone mistake this for a tomb?
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Or maybe I'm mistaken... And this is really a tomb. (shudders)
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I could give them to Sandra, but I'm not sure she'd like that.
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After all, they're swarming with worms.
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That'd be a weird bouquet.
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I have no idea what this is, but it looks exactly like Grandma when she removed her dentures!
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I think this is a picture of the deceased. A close up.
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Shoes with little crosses on them?...
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Yup. Must be the priest's shoes.
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But if the shoes are here... Does this mean?...
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Great! I can take them!
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I'll try to remember that on the way out.
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Totally ruined! Honestly, I wouldn't call them "shoes" anymore.
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Boy, this is harder than it looks...
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Maybe under the sole?...
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Nope... Maybe in the other one?...
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What? Nothing? Nada?!
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Good idea, but it's not gonna be easy with a screwdriver... Maybe I have something better to cut them?
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...What? I wasn't supposed to put that in the shoes? I really thought that was the solution...
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Hmmm... Maybe the key is inside?
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Doesn't seem like it. But I found an old sandwich! (Eats)
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Just a nice, fluffy, empty tree!
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There we go. One less leaf on the tree.
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No! What if I need some leaves to wipe myself?!
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Is this a new kind of trash can? Not very practical, if you ask me...
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"No entry after 10 PM..."
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Well it's midnight. They didn't say when we're allowed to enter, so... it's not 10 PM yet today!
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I can't wait 'til morning! At least I won't be bothered rummaging through the tombs.
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Uh? Why is this fountain so low? It's not practical!
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Ooohhh... I get it! It's not for washing our hands!
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They should have made the hole larger... It's kinda... stuck.
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Good idea to plant a tree right next to it for wiping, though!
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No, I don't feel like it... Besides, it's all dirty. People are disgusting.
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Gross! Just think of how many butts have touched that!
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This must be the key I was looking for!
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I'll open the gate immediately...
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And throw the key away!
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There we go! One less thing to carry!
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The manuscript said... 4 down, 2 right...
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So... this rock?... Yes, I can move it!
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Is this thing really worth the trouble I went through to get it? I guess we'll see...
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A cookie on the graveyard gate! I wonder how it got there.
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Walls have secrets... And cookies, apparently.
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Either someone crapped on the tree, or that's a cookie. Either way, I'll take it.
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