"This vase was found somewhere. The writing on it is quite big so it must be important."
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Looks like a description I'd put on my own antiques...
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Cool piggy totem! Must be some kind of ancient children toy.
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Looks like the bottom is a primitive comic book!
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Now I almost want to break the glass to open the totem and read it. Almost.
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Yes, the pig totem seems more appetizing than the can.
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Tons of used plastic cups... What a waste!
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One cup should be enough for everyone!
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Anything else? (rummages)
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...Judging from the smell of my hands, there's coffee, chocolate and spit.
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None of the items in my inventory are garbage!
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Wait... actually it's more like the opposite... Oh, well.
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Now that could have been useful yesterday!
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And look! They're the perfect size for the juicer! Gah...
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No, I never drink water. Blergh.
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Except if there's beer in it.
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I'm afraid to find out that it won't fit in the cup...
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Plenty of water for everyone!
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How do you drink the water, by the way? I can't see a hole for your hands?
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Hey, they're running out of water!
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Typical. What are they waiting to refill it?
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No water! How scandalous!
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If I die of thirst here, I'll complain!
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I'm trying to put it inside! But I can't... Darned plastic protection!
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I'd be lost without those signs!
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So there's something that way?
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This must be the right direction!
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"The corpse of King Demetrios was never found. However, a gingerbread representation was placed in his coffin."
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"According to the team who unearthed it, the gingerbread is still very good. To test it, they ate several parts."
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Looks tasty! If it wasn't behind that glass, I'd take a bite.
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That'd be delicious! If only the gingerbread wasn't behind that glass...
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What a bunch of idiots.
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They just had to stuff it! Problem solved, I'd be the king!
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I don't get it... He just had to pick the green one. What's hard about that?
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Seems logical enough. I'd do the same! Who can resist good sausages?
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(Yawn) Boring stuff. This is why I don't like museums.
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Maybe it's just me, but...
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Was this Demetrios guy kinda... mentally challenged?
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More galleries with nonsense text here... And...
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Woah! Bigfoot in a cage!
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And there! Is that... a ghost in a suit, next to that woman?...
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Nothing much of interest.
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No point going back there. Just boring monsters and paranormal activity.
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Yeah, I'll open the electric panel with my bare hands, and then...
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Wait. Haven't I done enough bullsh... I mean, stupid things for the day?
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Somehow I don't like that death skull on it...
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It's possible they've put it there for a reason, not just because we're inside a museum!
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Mmm... Yup, I think the screwdriver should fit in those screws!
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Usually I don't need a reason to do stupid things, but... I have a bad feeling about this.
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I think I've played with that enough...
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How does this open?
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Well, looks like bare hands won't be enough...
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Come on! Come on! Open!
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How lucky, the screwdriver fits in those screws!
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That one is out... and now this one...
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Alright! That's unscrewed!
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The scissor blades are too large to fit into the screws... Just my luck.
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Opening it? With... that?!
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I'm insane, yes. But not THAT insane!
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Maybe for the alarm system?
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I have no idea what this wire is for!
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Mmm... Maybe I should look harder, there might be a hint...
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Oops... Who turned off the light?
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I can't see a thing! Maybe I should use my flashl...
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What are you doing!... Stop playing with the electric panel!
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I can't believe it! What are you trying to do?!
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Cut off the alarm, so I can steal the vase, to bring it to a dangerous man who can translate...
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What?! You're an idiot! A useless idiot!
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Uh, you're only saying that because you're angry!
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...What's that weird and disgusting stuff I'm touching?
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Hey!!! Watch out where you're sticking your hand!
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Err... What should I do, now?!
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Nothing happened? Probably a good thing...
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I feel like I'm taking a gamble, each time...
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I think I heard a noise... Like a machine switching off.
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A pointless vase, just like hundreds of others around here.
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I don't need to look at it again! It's not as if this was a crucial piece for this adventure.
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Maybe I could copy the text?
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No... That's pointless. I can only see a part of it.
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Only one solution left, then...
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Better not go find the archaeologist, he might not agree with me...
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Desperate times call for desperate measures!
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But... How should I proceed?
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OK. Here goes nothing!
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What have you done!...
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Err... I might have made a very, slight mistake...
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What a moron... You're useless!
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Ah, you're only saying that because you're angry!
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I can't let you go on, you'll ruin my plans!
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No, no, no... What if there's an alarm system, uh?
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I'm smarter than that!
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OK! Here goes nothing!
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I feel a little shame for what I've done.
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Oh, well! I'll save shame for later!
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Maybe I shouldn't stick around here...
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What? Not even a scratch?
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Looks like it's going to be more complex than I thought...
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Nope... I didn't even scratch the glass.
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I need something much longer and harder...
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Mmm... Didn't I have something like that, yesterday? Maybe I can get it back?...
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(Throws the flashlight)
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Nope... I didn't even scratch the glass.
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I need something much longer and harder...
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Mmm... Didn't I have something like that, yesterday? Maybe I can get it back?...
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Who cares about a translator! I can read it myself!
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IlPoruIS SK...AIPNS... ESo AnEL1A; IM.
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See? I can read old Nogoyan perfectly!
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Hey! I can read that part! It says... Ass?!
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Must be a coincidence.
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No way! That... statue!
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Mmm... Looking at it, I have a weird feeling of...
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Err, what's the word again?... Ah, yes.
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So there are several more like mine?
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I wonder how much they're worth? The archaeologist said everything except the most interesting part!
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I swear, that thing is following me everywhere I go...
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Or maybe the reverse?
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Whoops! I forgot there was a window.
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Interesting, don't you think?
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To be honest, that sounds like a pile of rubbish to me.
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Say, do you know where I can find that god-forsaken archaeologist?
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That's me! I am Roger, the museum archaeologist.
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What took you so long, Mr. Thonen? I waited for you all day, yesterday!
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I even closed the museum specifically so we could meet in private!
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Well, I'm here now!
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So, where's the lightning tablet? Show it to me!
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I can't. I left it at the hotel.
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What?! You're insane! Anyone could steal it!
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Don't worry! It's well hidden. Under my pillow!
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You don't seem to realize the gravity of the situation!
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Listen carefully. I will tell you everything I know.
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But first, you must promise to keep it a secret!
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Of course! (whatever...)
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Thousands of years ago... Nogo was ruled by its last monarch: the King Demetrios.
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He was deeply respected by his people, despite being a child at heart.
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One day, after a few years of ruling, he got bored...
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(Yawn) Just like me.
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Will you get to the point? I didn't come here for a boring story...
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Listen. One day, he decided to go on an adventure, alone.
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During this solo expedition, he found... Or more precisely, he stole a strange machine.
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According to the writings we found, this machine could be used to create anything.
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Yes! Absolutely anything.
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(An ancestral 3D printer?)
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What do you think the King made with it?
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He resurrected dead people. And dead cats.
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No... He created wealth. Tons of it. Diamonds, gold bars, coins...
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To store all that, and protect it from intruders, he used the machine to instantly build a temple.
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The only reproduction we've found of the temple was in an antique children's coloring book.
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He lived in the temple for a very short while, maybe one or two days. Until...
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Someone attacked him to get the treasure and the machine!
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No. He didn't tell anyone about it.
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He was alone... and felt he couldn't trust anyone.
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After a very short while inside the temple... he got bored. Again.
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He realized that owning all these things meant nothing to him.
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It didn't bring him joy or love... It didn't make him better.
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And he wasn't hungry for power. He had no desire to conquer more territory.
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He was there, alone, surrounded by money he couldn't use. With nothing to eat.
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These are my own guesses, of course! The writings only say he got bored.
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So... He decided to leave the place, with all the wealth inside.
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(Seriously? What an idiot...)
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What the King loved was playing games.
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He decided to bury the temple. But, before doing it, he created five chicken statues, and five tablets.
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He scattered them all over Nogo.
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If someone collected them, that person would learn the location of the temple.
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The King reclaimed his real throne, and announced the game to everyone.
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Despite the King's announcement, very few people went looking for the tablets...
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His people were busy with their everyday lives, and most didn't believe him anyway.
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Mmm... How do we know this is a true story?
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The writings tell about chicken statues leading to the location of the temple.
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The statues and the tablets exist. So it's safe to assume everything else is true!
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What about the machine? What happened to it?
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The writings don't talk about it.
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However, the rumor says it's been buried with the temple, because the King forgot to take it with him when he left.
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Not surprising. I often forget stuff, too!
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In any case, there's no writing about the machine after that.
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What happened to the King after that?
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I suggest you read the information on the museum walls. We don't know any more.
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But I hate reading! It's so boring...
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I still don't get it. You talked about a grave situation?
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The story doesn't end there.
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The latest writings indicate that no one was ever able to find the temple.
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As time passed, everything got buried in the sand.
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Last century, excavations began in Nogo.
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Among the unearthed items was a chicken statue and its tablet. The one behind me.
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Ah! But I don't see a tablet on it.
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True, there's none. Because it's been stolen.
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Six months ago, museum security was breached by a group of people.
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The only thing they stole was the statue's tablet.
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Yes. And that can't be a coincidence.
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I suspect that the other chicken statues were scattered and sold, over the years.
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But someone out there is conducting a search to find them all!
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We haven't been able to find much information on the thieves.
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However, from their actions, it's clear: they're a group of criminals.
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Not only would they find an insane amount of wealth, making them very powerful...
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...But what if the machine is still there, as believed?
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Can you imagine what an evil hand could do with it?
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Dunno... A magic show?
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Create a weapon of mass destruction! A gigantic meteor, a nuclear bomb! Something that could destroy the entire world!
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Our world is in danger, Mr. Thonen!
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(OK. This man is crazy. Definitely.)
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I still don't buy it.
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If I find the temple, I'd be more interested in the money than creating a threat to the world!
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That would be wrong, too!
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If we find the temple, it must stay intact! It's an invaluable vestige of ancient history!
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Err... Yeah, of course! I was, uh... Only imagining what I'd do if I was a criminal!
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I need to be able to trust you, Mr. Thonen!
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You can! I assure you!
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(It's not like I have any chance of finding the treasure, anyway)
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Alright, so let's assume they're dangerous.
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Why me, of all the billions of people on Earth?
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(I wish Fate would leave me alone. It stinks.)
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Tell me more about the tablets?
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Each tablet represented one of the things Demetrios worshipped.
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They are: lightning, fire, snow, poo, a chair.
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These were the most important elements to the King.
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The lightning scared his inner child, and was a sign of nature needing to be respected.
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While young, he burnt his hand on an oven when cooking, so fire remained strong in his mind.
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The snow was cold, and it reminded him of the joy of Christmas.
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He loved his manly abilities to relieve himself anywhere, so he chose poo as an element.
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As for the chair, his throne allowed him to rest without getting tired all the time.
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Uh... OK. Makes sense.
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Where are the tablets, then?
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Well, you had one: the lightning tablet.
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Then criminals got your address, and found it at your home.
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You should have listened to me from the start!
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Yeah... But I was a bit drunk at the time...
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Anyway! I got it back! It's cool, right?
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And it's a miracle you're still alive! I don't know how you did it.
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You must be very talented!
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True! Some people say that! (But more often the opposite.)
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But how did they find out about me owning it? And you, too?
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Well. You put an ad in a magazine.
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Ooooh... That's true! I totally forgot!
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Now I remember why I moved the statue! To take pictures of it for that ad!
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When I saw that on the internet, I immediately called to warn you.
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How were you so certain they would come after me?
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Because they've done the same thing before.
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An antique seller was murdered in Brussels. He owned one of the chicken statues.
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And of course, the tablet is gone!
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Clearly, these people will do anything to get them, including murder!
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They're BAD people, Mr. Thonen!
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(Yeah, well, I knew that from the start... I can still feel that bump on my head)
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What about the other tablets?
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The tablet stolen from the museum showed fire.
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As for the two remaining tablets... Who knows?
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In any case, we shouldn't let these people get their hands on them!
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Make sure to keep your tablet safe! As long as they don't have it, they can't find the temple!
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Hey! No! Don't go yet!
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I haven't finished explaining everything!
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Please! I gotta take a pee!
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You can wait! The world is at stake!
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(And my bladder, too...)
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Oh, come on! I'm about to burst! I think I'm leaking a little!
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Alright, alright! Go, the toilets are other there!
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(Flushes the toilet)
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Sorry, I... told you it was an emergency. The bathroom floor is... kinda of a mess right now.
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But I'm sure the cleaning lady can handle it!
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(...We don't have one. More work for me...)
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Are you finished, now?
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(I guess not... Maybe I should have escaped out the bathroom window.)
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So what should we do?
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Get your lightning tablet! Let me examine it!
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Maybe I can get more information on the temple!
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Alright! Just you wait, I'll be right back with it!
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I'll make sure to keep it on me, in a safe place where no one will look.
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(Down my underpants.)
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(Says the guy who spent an hour talking nonsense)
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So... What should I do, now?
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Were you even listening?
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Go back to the hotel and get your tablet! I'll be waiting for you here.
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Finally, you're back!
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Please give me the tablet!
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We have... a bit of a problem...
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It's gone. I couldn't find it.
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This is... a catastrophy!
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How could you be so negligent?!
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Hey, it's not my fault! I did everything I could to hide it!
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(...Though I suppose I shouldn't have left the door open.)
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You don't realize what this means! They know you're here! They'll come after you!
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Oh, come on! Why would they do that?
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You know too much, already!
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You're just overreacting.
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I... I'll have to think of a situation.
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But, in any case, I have a mission planned for you.
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Well? What are you waiting for?
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Please find someone quickly!
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Have you seen this wonderful vase behind us?
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We believe it was created at the same time as the statues.
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There's a message on it. It's said to reveal the exact purpose of the chicken statues.
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The purpose? Don't we already know it?
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Not precisely. We assume they lead to the temple, but how are we supposed to use them?
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Unfortunately, I cannot read the message.
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I don't get it... If you can't read the message, how do you know it's important?
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Well, that's what the sign says, just below it!
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Let me explain. The message is written in old Nogoyan. Unfortunately, none of us at the museum can read that.
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The archaeologist I've replaced could read it. Unfortunately, he died last year.
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I took his place, but I'm still a rookie, and I can't find any old Nogoyan lessons on the web.
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Have you tried Gaggle Translate?
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Of course! But Nogoyan isn't in the list.
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So what's the solution?
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Very few people still know this language. Your mission is to find someone who can read it!
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Why don't you find someone yourself?
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I can't leave the museum! The criminals know me. The museum is constantly guarded, so I'm safe here.
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I'm 100% certain that someone is outside the museum, waiting to put me a bullet in my head!
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(Mr. Paranoia, here...)
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Pffft... Alright, I'll go.
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Any clue on how to find someone? Or should I ask everyone in the city?
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I've heard of a religious group named "The Bent Spoon".
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They pass old Nogoyan from father to son. They tattoo a spoon on their back to identify themselves.
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OK... A bent spoon tattoo on their backs. Got it.
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Wait here, I'll find someone.
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Please be discrete!
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So, err... What should I do?
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Don't tell me you've forgotten already ?
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Find someone who can read old Nogoyan. Most likely someone with a bent spoon tattoo on their back.
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Hey! Where's the archaeologist?
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I thought he said he couldn't leave the museum? I guess he's hiding in back?
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Anyway... What should I do with this vase?
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Mr. Thonen! There you are!
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The situation is critical!
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Not only was your tablet stolen, but someone has stolen the vase too!
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Ah! You scared me for a second. I thought you had bad news.
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Err, I mean... Oh-my-gosh! What are we gonna do?!
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I don't know! But this only proves how determined they are!
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Stealing from us a second time, despite all the security and cameras we've added?!
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...Cameras, you say?...
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Erm, anyway. I've got a good news! I got the text translated!
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Really?! Before the vase was stolen? What does it say?
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"The hen will nay, and the five will be grey. The sample revealed to all, into cushions you'll fall"
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Or... something like that.
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Interesting... But I don't quite understand.
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The five could refer to the tablets, but why would they be grey? And what are these cushions?
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No, wait! I made a mistake! It's...
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"The crap you shall say, then the pen will pay. The needle will pierce you all, into vomit you'll fall"
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Really? I'm quite surprised, but... That might makes sense.
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The needle must refer to the edgy part of the statue. That green spot is most likely the vomit.
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Sorry! I remember! I'm the one saying crap! Actually, it's...
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"The five you shall lay, then the hen will lay. The temple revealed to all, into happiness you'll fall"
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These are instructions on how to use the tablets! The "five" must refer to them!
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Basically, this means we should put the five tablets into the chicken statue.
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What about "The temple revealed to all?"
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Something will probably happen after all the tablets are placed.
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Maybe the temple will emerge, or appear before us?
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(Well I'm especially interested in the "Fall into happiness" part.)
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This is good to know. It means they won't be able to do anything until they've got all five tablets.
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If it's not too late already...
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...We don't have a choice.
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Listen to me. The situation is critical. If we don't get those tablets back...
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The world is doomed! DOOMED, I'm telling you!
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There's only one option. We need to get them back.
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By cross-checking information on the internet, I've been able to locate their hideout.
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It's in Nogo, not very far in the desert. Here's the address.
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I need you to go there and get the tablets back.
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(Laughs) Hahaha! Now that's a good joke!
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(Rolls on the floor) Hahahahahahaha!
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What!? No way! You... don't really expect me to go there and...
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Steal their tablets! Yes!
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Read my lips. No. Way.
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Please, Mr. Thonen! You don't want to see the end of the world, do you?
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I told you! I'm stuck here! They'd kill me the instant I went out!
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(And they WON'T kill me?!)
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Think about it! Think about the treasure! The wealth! The girls!
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...OK, maybe not girls. But, if we do find the temple... I promise you.
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I'll give you part of the treasure. Enough for a living. No one else will know.
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Can you picture it? Not having to work anymore for the rest of your life?
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Laying on a beach, sipping orange juice, just the hot sun all day?
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And all this, just for one tiny, whiny, itsy bitsy little mission?
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Sounds nice, but... That's too dangerous! I almost got killed earlier!
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Alright. It's up to you.
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What's your decision?
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So? What's your decision?
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"The man shall pay, on the bed he'll lay. The gun will shoot you all, into death you'll fall"
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Oh no... Looks like I've made a mistake.
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This has nothing to do with the chicken statue!
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Err... No, don't worry. I'm the stupid one! Actually, it's...
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No way. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of this country, and I'm sick of you!
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I'm going back to the hotel. Bye.
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I'm afraid I can't let you go. You know too much already.
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Not in the head, please! That hurts!
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(No problem! I'll use the medallion again...)
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Ah, you aimed for the heart. Good.
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But... the medallion... Didn't catch... Too bad.
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Alright, alright! I'll go!
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Don't wait! There isn't a minute to lose!
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Can you help me somehow? Give me some equipment, a bulletproof vest or something?
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Trust me. You'll only need your brain.
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(And luck... a whole heap of it)
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Just stay here. I'll bring your darned tablets back.
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I didn't intend to move!
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Why are you still here?
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Go! To their hideout!
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Hey! You could at least thank me! I may never come back!
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What the heck are you doing?! Are you dumb?!
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Use a cup and close the tap, dammit!
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Oooh... Sorry! I didn't know! You should post instructions!
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No way... Look at this disaster! The floor is flooded! Are you nuts?!
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Not my fault! My hands refused to close the tap!
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Very funny! Clean up this mess right now! We'll lose visitors because of you!
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What visitors? There's only us.
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Besides, you said you closed the museum yesterday so we can meet! It shouldn't be a problem.
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Any idea who spilled all that water? Look at that! The floor is totally flooded!
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Not really... It... was like this when I came back! I swear!
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If I find the brat who did that, I'll kill him!
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Hey! You shouldn't threaten a little boy like that. It's mean.
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Um... Can you move aside, please? I can't read that!
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I thought you weren't interested?
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Well I paid to get in, so better make the most out of it!
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(Actually I didn't pay. He just annoys me by standing still right there.)
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Will you please move your butt aside?!
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(What the heck? He just went back to the exact same position!)
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(I hate people who do that!)
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This is useless junk.
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You archaeologists are so annoying with your "I know everything" attitude.
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You said you never leave this place? Then take this!
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What? A can of food?
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No, thanks. I order my food on the internet, fresh and delivered direct.
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What if the bad guys put poison in it?
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There's a better chance that I'd get poisoned by your expired food.
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This place is no fun! You should play this on the museums TV's!
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Sadly, this is a European DVD. Our DVD players are region locked, so we can't show this.
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(Sniff, sniff) What's that awful smell?
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Ahhh! Stop it! Are you nuts?!
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Whoops! Looks like it was on. Good thing you told me, I could have killed the batteries!
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I don't have need scissors. I have more precise tools.
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I've heard this can be used as sleeping drug!
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Then you'd better keep it. You're clearly sleep deprived.
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Look! This belonged to one of the bad guys!
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Argh! My... pendant... urgh... can't... breathe...
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Whoops, sorry! Forgot that thing attracts metals.
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I have a screwdriver! And you don't!
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What are you? Three years old?
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Finally, Mr. Thonen!
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You took so long I thought you were dead!
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I thought I would be, too... I took unbelievable risks because of you!
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...And... Who are they, exactly? Family?
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I'm Sandra, nice to meet...
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Take a look at these.
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The tablets? You got them back?! Fantastic!
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I hate being ignored.
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Welcome to the club, Mom! It's always like that for me. Grown ups, they're so annoying.
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We've got four, which means only one is missing!
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Now tell me, any advice on how to destroy them? We've tried everything! Smashing them on the wall, hitting them with...
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Yes! They're too dangerous. You said the world would be in danger if the villains got their hands on all of them!
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You can't do that! They're the creations of an extraterrestrial machine! Don't you understand?
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Yeah, they're indestructible. We figured that out...
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And precious! Priceless! Just like the temple!
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Simple! We find the last tablet!
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And incidentally, I booked you for a trip to Germany...
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Hurry! The next flight is in two hours! There's no time to lose!
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Hey, how do you know about...
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Wait a minute... My brain is starting to do something weird...
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That's it! The mic! It was you!
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I... don't know what you're talking about...
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Don't lie! I never told you about the last tablet being in Germany.
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I've got my sources...
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Yes, you do! The microphone you hid on me!
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Alright, I admit it! I just wanted to stay in contact, that's all! Where's the harm in that?
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And you didn't think you should mention it to me? What kind of person are you?
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Why should I trust you now?
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Because you're simple-minded?
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True, but... Hey!!!
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I didn't like you from the start. You've got a nasty face.
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What do you have to say? What makes you believe I'd do anything more for you?!
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The world... in danger!... Impending doom!... The apocalypse!...
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Come on, Sandra. We're out of here.
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Maybe you should go to Germany.
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What?! Whose side are you on?
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Bjorn, do you like me?
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Err... Yeah... Of course!
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You, pathetic archaeologist! Give me that airline ticket! Bjorn will go and get that tablet.
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Alright, take it. You're not as brainless as you look!
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(How was that a compliment?)
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Don't forget! You'll find the last tablet in the coffin of the Count of Vitocks, in Munich!
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I've done some research and he was a very rich man interested in world mysteries.
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We can assume he bought the tablet and understood its importance, because he specifically asked to be buried with it. It's in his obituary.
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Come back to me after you've found it!
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There are screws so I guess it's meant to be opened! But I have a bad feeling about that lightning symbol.
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Nope... I can't open it with my bare hands.
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Here you go! It's...
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OoooOOOPPPppppeEEEeennNNnn!!!!
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What's that? Some sort of box?
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I wish I hadn't slept through my technology classes...
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I'm pressing on it, but nothing happens...
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Can't see any way to open it, either.
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A list with three items: Lights, Fridge, and Security.
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What could it mean?
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I get it! The light in the fridge activates the security alarm!
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Or something like that.
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Ah! This must be interesting if it's hidden!
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...But it's filled with figures. Blergh. Better not dwell on it, I can feel the headache coming.
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125 + 1 equals 129? Really? Who's the genius who calculated that?
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Even I know the answer is 124!
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"Do Not Forget"... OK, but...
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No, nothing's written on the back...
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Seriously, what's the point of that message?
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Someone threw a cookie and it landed on the lamp!
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Well at least the sign was useful for something!
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I chased the wire and got the cookie!
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