Wait... Is this a bar, or a nursery?
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That's pretty colorful for a bar of ill repute.
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Maybe they're trying to attract a younger crowd?
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... Does it matter?
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To enter. Need a little card.
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Like a membership card? I don't have one...
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(Great... Please meet Mr. Muscles No Brains...)
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(But I need to enter... The sorcerer must be in there!)
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Show me little card.
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A card? You mean a membership card?
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Ah, come on! You know me, don't you?
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We've talked before! We're friends!
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Show me little card.
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What you want? Enter!
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So, what does that membership card look like?
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Erm... OK, but what's on it? What are the colors?
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Wow, you're incredibly helpful!
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Do you have a "little card" yourself?
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Yes. Is in my jeans.
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Would you lend it to me?
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No. My little card. MY.
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Look! A little card!
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With my picture on it!
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Oh? It is real little card!
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(Good thing he didn't smell it.)
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(Let's hope he won't notice that his card is missing... Not as long as I'm around here, anyway.)
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Erm... Thanks, I guess...
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(I think he could open it with his bare hands... but I'm not hungry right now.)
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If you let me pass, I'll give you this DVD!
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I care not. Go away.
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This is for you... Now let me in, please.
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Paper?! Me no want paper.
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That's money! You can buy things with it!
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It's a magical device! You can make light with it!
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Is flashlight. No magic.
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Great... I just made a fool of myself.
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Do you want some scissors?
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One day. I killed someone. With scissors. In eye.
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...Better not give him those after all...
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This string is useful! For... Erm...
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Yeah!... Oh gosh. He's sharper than me.
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Oh! Hector has one! Same!
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Uh?! You know Hector?
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Here's the little card!
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Oh! Is little card! You pass.
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Not real little card! You fooling me?!
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Err... But, look better! It's a card, right? And it's little?
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So it's a real little card!
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(Oops. He has a brain after all. Too bad.)
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Here's the little card you asked for!
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Is not card. Is picture of idiot.
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(I think I just made a fool of myself...)
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Here's my little card!
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Oh! Little card! Real one!
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Is MY little card?!
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N... No! We just... have similar faces, don't you think?
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Haha, no... I doubt that guy is into home improvement.
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You hungry? Here's a snack!
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No like sausage. Vegetarian.
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Let me enter! Or else...
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Yeah... I guess he uses crowbars to clean his teeth.
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I'll come back later!
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Forget not! Little card!
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This can't really be the same woman just going around in circles, can it?
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She's stressing me the heck out...
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If I try anything, better wait until she's not here to see me...
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I can't aim! She's moving too fast!
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Looks like a membership card! Let's have a look...
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He's stealing! A thief! A thief! Help!!!
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uh oh... Looks like I've been seen...
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What you do?! Thief?!
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This... is a mistake! I was just... err...
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Ya know what we do to thief here?!
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You give them a kiss?
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Is this... a membership card? Interesting! Let's take a closer look...
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You stealing! I see you!
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N... not at all! These are my jeans, and...
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You lie! Is my jeans! MY!
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You try steal little card?!
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Erm... Just... checking what it looks like...
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Ya know what we do thief here?!
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You give them a kiss?
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Uh oh. Why is my head spinning suddenly...?
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No one's watching me? Perfect!
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They're pretty well organized, for a "clandestine" bar!
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Poor plant, it's all dried up.
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Interesting! This definitely looks like the Gekom root I'm looking for!
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I doubt anyone will mind if I pick up a random plant...
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...even if there aren't many left around here. Man, what a dry country!
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Hey! Where's the big dummy gone?
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I should say "good riddance", but that's kinda disappointing...
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Considering all the effort it took to make that fake card.
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There, behind the entrance. No one will notice us here.
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Err... Are you sure? What about that woman?
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She can't see a thing.
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What? But she saw me steal...
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Believe me, she can't see us here.
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On one condition. Nothing much.
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I want you to get rid of the sorcerer.
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Get rid of him? As in, make him leave the bar?
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No. As in, kill him.
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B... but that's absurd! Why would I do that?!
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Do you want that translation?
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That's the condition. The translation in exchange for his life.
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I've... never killed anyone... I can't!
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There's a first time for everything.
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(Great... The trouble that archaeologist is getting me into...)
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Why do you want him dead? And why don't you do it yourself?
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He never leaves the bar. If I slit his throat, everyone would notice and attack me.
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And... wouldn't the same happen to me?
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You seem pretty clever. You'll find a way.
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(Thanks for the confidence...)
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OK... I'll do it...
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Very well. I'll be waiting.
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(My gosh... Why did I accept?!)
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(I can't do that! But I have to find a way... somehow...)
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(Awww... Time to think. I hate that!)
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A gun? I was rather expecting a swor...
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You... You shot me! That hurts!
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Dumbass. You ruined everything.
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N... not my fault! The... player!
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Here, no one will hear us.
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Good job. I didn't think you'd have the guts to do it.
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To be honest, neither did I...
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(I hope I didn't use too much drug...)
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(What if I really killed him? Gulp!)
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Alright, so can you come with me? I'll show y...
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Erm... I can't do that. It's on a vase, in the museum.
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I don't care how you get it here. I'm not going with you.
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Bring me the text. Then I'll translate.
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I'll be waiting at the bar.
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Erm, isn't that dangerous? With the murder that just happened...
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Mph. It'd be even more suspicious if I'm not there.
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(And here I thought my problems were solved...)
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Behind the entrance again?
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You know, I'm starting to think this is just a safe place to kill people without being noticed!
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...Show me that vase.
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...How much is it worth?
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Does it matter? I'd rather not say...
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OK! It's a museum piece, so it's old and probably rare! But it's the archaeologist himself who asked...
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Here's what's written on it.
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"The five you shall lay, then the hen will lay"
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"The temple revealed to all, into happiness you'll fall"
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Interesting! Thank you so much!
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I'll need some time to memorize it, but...
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Don't waste your time.
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Why do you say that?
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Because you're running out of it.
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This vase seems valuable. You're not.
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Oh, no... I knew I had a bad feeling about this...
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(I need to act fast!)
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Oh, no... I knew I had a bad feeling about this...
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(I need to act fast!)
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(Pulls crowbar out of his pants)
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Take my big thing in your face, you...
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Mommy... That hurts. (Falls)
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Oh, no... I missed.
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(Bang!) But I didn't.
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To think... I travelled everywhere... with that can... for nothing!
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Snow White, it's your turn! Show your magic! (Throws)
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Ouch! What's this garbage you threw me?
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Great. The DVD just bounced off his head. What a useless princess.
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I wish... a prince... will come... wake me up.
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I'll finally make good use of this flashlight!
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The light will burn your eyes! Die!
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Maybe I should have thrown it instead. (Falls)
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To pierce his eyes?!
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I can't do that! It's not Walking Bed or Game of Chairs!
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Urgh... I should stop watching so much television...
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I'm gonna stick this screwdriver up your a...
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Urgh... Or... you'll do that to me. (Falls)
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Uh? How can this help?
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Good riddance. (Walks away)
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What? Err... What just happened?
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Oh, yes... I was shot... But I don't feel any pain.
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Nope... It's hell on Earth.
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Ah... I see! The bullet got stuck in the medallion!
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So it really does attract metal. Either that, or I'm a lucky bastard.
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In any case, I'd better get out of here as quickly as possible...
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The best cookies are the ones encrusted onto walls!
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Ouch! Argh! My hand is bleeding!
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Who would have thought collecting cookies could be so dangerous?!
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A cookie on a curtain? Why not!
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