Oh, gosh... I'd rather not know what happens behind that curtain.
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I'm sure it's full of men eating food like pigs!
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I've seen enough horrors today...
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I couldn't bear the sight of a naked man covered in chocolate.
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I'll never be able to get that sight off my mind... What a terrible idea... (Shivers)
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I can hear some music coming from behind the door...
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Err... Accordion music? Maybe some elders having a party?
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Come on! Let me in! I love hoedowns!
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Did I really come in here to throw my stuff at the door?
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I could have used a rope a while back! But for now, I don't need it.
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Besides, it would be dangerous... That rope's old and rotten.
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Nah... I couldn't climb it anyway. I'm afraid of heights...
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Would that fix the rope? I think not...
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He's holding a glass of a magical transparent mixture...
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I could snatch it from him, but he would see me!
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Nah... It's not even worth trying, that glass is way too big for the juicer.
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Nah, I'd rather spit in his glass.
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So in this bar, clients drink... Geometrical shapes?
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Please tell me this is a sect... That would reassure me!
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Hello? Are you listening?
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... And I thought the hotel bartender wasn't a talkative guy.
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Hey! I'm a customer!
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...Nope. He must only be here for decoration.
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What's your desire, stranger?
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I don't know... Probably money and sex, same as everyone else?
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WAIT, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!!
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I smell gigantic power coming from you!
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Ah, you must mean the hurl on my sweater. I've tried washing it repeatedly but it just won't...
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WAIT, STOP! STAND BACK!
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LUMINA! Watch out for your power! The devils shall not fill their hunger!
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Uh? What's she talking about?
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A terrible fate! The sun goes against what your logic can bear!
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From the summer solstice to the winter thaw, nothing shall prevent it from arising!
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You're completly nuts!
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Vade retro, satanas! May the devil carry you by the ears, and feast on your viscera from inside!
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And the death shall gnaw at you further than the azure sky, when the subway of tranquillity will have brought happiness...
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(Better go while I still have a chance.)
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Still insane, you crazy old hag?
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AAAH! ERR! WHEEE! OOOH! YOUU!
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The horror stands immobile before me, further from the time wall, and the pallet with its macaques will call upon the devil to inflict your penitence!
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That answers my question.
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Hello! I'd like to hear some more nonsense, please!
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What are you talking about?
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A session costs 500 Nogoyans.
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Uh? What's going on with you, suddenly?
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Oh no! OH NO! OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Cool! Here we go again!
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If the sun comes to the west, rising up to the night, at noon the pathway to glee will be surrounded by red and blue potatoes!
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I just can't get enough!
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There are good loony bins, you know!
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Loony is for loonies who loses a lone love in lost lunatic loons! I love looney tunes!
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On second thought, she's too entertaining to be kept locked away!
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I believe you're the sorcerer?
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Some people call me that.
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Who are you, stranger?
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Just a regular foreign guy, here from France.
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You didn't have to tell me...
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But I don't have any elixir for personal hygiene. Just buy some shampoo or something.
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Not that! It's something more important...
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I see. Yes, I do have a potion to reduce deep wrinkles.
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Would you also like to get rid of that swollen pimple?
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Will you listen to me? It's for a poisoning!
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Right! Give me an hour and the poison will be ready.
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No, the opposite! I'm looking for a cure.
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You seem quite healthy, for someone who's been poisoned!
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Not for me, but for someone who can't move anymore.
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Oh! Why didn't you say so, in the first place!
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Of course, I can handle that. But I'd need to know what kind of snake is responsible.
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He wasn't very clear about it... (or I can't remember, to be honest I didn't care much.)
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I think it was in the plain nearby Nogo's hotel.
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In that case, I'm sorry. I can't do anything.
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Don't worry! Death should be quick and painless.
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WHAT? But... That's not possible!
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He promised me a ton of money! There's got to be something we can do to help him!
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Hahaha! You should see your face!
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Of course I can cure little problems like that! What kind of a lousy sorcerer would I be, otherwise?
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Pheew! You scared me.
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Do you have that in stock?
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This isn't a shop! I make my potions on demand.
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I've got the recipe here. So if you don't mind bringing me some ingredients...
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Woah! Feeling déjà vu here!
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Don't complain, I'm doing this voluntarily. You didn't really expect to get that antidote immediately?
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Of course not, I'm starting to get used to it...
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So, what should I find?
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One cup of Malaki fruit juice, two leaves of Stagilis Strasimum, some Gekom root ashes and one dried up piranha.
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Oh, yes! Of course!
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And why not a sliced duck leg, 100 oz of shoes box crumbs, one liter of sewer water and 20 inches of barbed wire?
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That wouldn't help, those are only ingredients for weight loss potions.
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You'd better be careful, the effects could be irreversible!
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Alright, alright! I'll get you all that!
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I'm hoping this is the last time during this adventure that I have to run errands...
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May I borrow that paper? Those pictures might help.
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Sure, it's a photocopy anyway.
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Can I ask for some clarification?
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You need help, don't you?
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Where do I find Malaki juice?
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Malakis are common fruits. They don't grow here though, they're imported from nearby.
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You should be able to find some in stores.
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Easy, then? What's the catch?
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You need juice, and they're hard as rocks. Don't expect to squeeze them with your bare hands!
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Hard as a rock? That doesn't sound so tasty...
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Kids love them! And dentists, too.
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About the Malaki juice...
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You'll need to extract the juice of a few fruits.
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But watch out, this might be a little difficult. They're very hard.
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Ah... I'll come up with something after I find some first.
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Alright, I've got the fruits. But how do I extract the juice?
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Like I said, you can't do it with your bare hands.
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You'll need a machine for that.
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You don't happen to have such a thing, do you?
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There you go! Here's the juice!
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Great job! Keep it with you until you have all the ingredients.
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...do you know how hard it is to carry a cup of juice all over without spilling it?
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About the Stagrinis Strapimum...
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Stagilis Strasimum.
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Whatever. What it is?
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A small plant that grows near ponds. It usually has little flowers on it.
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Just take a look at the picture and you should find some!
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Alright, that's a big help.
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Please tell me this is the correct plant, this time!
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What? That's all? This is really the good one?
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I don't have to run around to find a yellow one? Or paint it another color? Spray some deodorant on it or anything?
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You're wrong! This isn't Stagilis Strasimum!
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This has a red flower. Stagilis Strasimum has blue flowers.
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I don't get it! In your picture, it's red!
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I forgot to replace the blue cartridge on my printer, so the colors got funny.
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But you should keep that plant. This is Stagilis Sleepysum.
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It's a strong sleeping drug. Pour some in a glass of water, and a few seconds later, you'll be out like a light!
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Be careful though, with a strong dose it can leave you comatose. People might think you're dead.
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That seems kinda dangerous...
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(That'll be perfect for Caroline, on our return trip!)
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I'll keep it! I guess I should look after the plant with blue flowers, then...
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What if I painted the Stagilis Sleepysum flowers blue?
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Next time you have foolish ideas like that, please don't tell me.
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What about the Gekom?
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It's a very common plant that looks like tree roots. You'll probably find some around here. Just take a good look at the picture.
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I've got the Gekom root!
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Perfect! But I need its ashes.
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No problem! I have a lighter.
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It's a dry plant, but that doesn't mean it will burn that easily.
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Gekom ashes, just for you!
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You're pretty good! Now, find the other ingredients.
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Hey, you're not giving me any time to rest!
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You're not the one suffering!
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Do I really need a piranha? Wouldn't some other fish be good enough?
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No. Piranhas have specific bacteria that help destroy the poison.
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And they give the potion a nice flavor, too.
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Look, I've got one!
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And he's got you too!
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Ouch!!! My finger! Let it go! I thought it was dead!
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Looks like you're having fun with it! Just keep it until you get everything else.
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Not a moment too soon. Fetch those ingredients fast, or you can forget about your friend.
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For your friend's sake, you'd better be!
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This may seem like a stupid question, but...
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You always say stupid things, anyway. Go ahead.
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Do you have any glue?
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Like I said. I make potions on demand, I don't store anything.
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You should add this to the potion!
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Maybe, if you want to make a love potion!
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Can you drink this, please?
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Something... Good for you! You'll see!
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No, thank you. It looks poisonous.
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Oh please, please, please! Drink it!
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(Pfft. I'll force you to drink it anyway!)
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Maybe this will entertain you!
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Unfortunately, there's no DVD player in here.
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Will this speed up the process?
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No, but I'll take it!
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Not bad! I could stick that on my repulsive potion.
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You probably can't see anything, it's so dark in here. Let me help!
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Stop that! You're burning my eyes with your damned light!
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I think you're spending too much time in here...
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Do you need to cut anything?
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With a toy? I'm not an amateur!
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Do sorcerers smoke?
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Depends. Smoke what?
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I'd rather not ask.
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Do you have any use for this?
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Yes! But you might think it hurts!
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Better not insist...
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So, will this work?
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Here, take this glass!
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Can't you see I've already got one?
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Can we put the potion in this?
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Of course not! You need a vessel made of gold and shaped like a diamond!
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You're kidding, right?...
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Look, I'm a member here!
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Interesting. You changed the picture.
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Err... Please don't say anything...
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(I'm such an idiot. Why did I show him that?!)
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Here's a bribe for you!
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Thank you. But I was already willing to help, remember?
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Oops... Give it back!
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Make the potion faster! Or else...
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It's up to you. Bring me the ingredients.
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I should be able to catch a piranha with this!
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Or they might catch you.
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Nah! Any idea where I can find piranhas?
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I heard someone saying he caught one near the excavation site.
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Hello! I'm looking for someone with a bent spoon on his back.
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Why are you saying that?
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I'll let you guess!
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You're not very helpful...
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Are you talking to me?
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Err, no, I was just... Erm...
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Talking to myself! Bye!
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(That man scares me...)
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(Why did I try to talk to him, anyway? I don't think he'll help me...)
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(Aside from cutting my throat, that is)
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... Maybe later, when my heart stops pounding...
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And no, it's not because I've got a crush on him! Because he could crush me!
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Mmm, I noticed the bent spoon tattoo on your back...
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Well, I need someone to... read old Nogoyan...
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Not much, just one sentence!
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(Uh? I have a bad feeling about this...)
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So, err... Any suggestions on how to kill him?
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Sssh! Are you stupid?!
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You're not helping...
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I still don't know how to...
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I don't care! Do it!
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Use your brain, dammit!
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Easy for you to say! I'm not used to that!
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Uh... What happened to the sorcerer's body?
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The guys carried him into the desert.
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(Ooops! I hope not too deep...)
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So, erm... You're sure you can't come with me?
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Yes. Bring the text.
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What are you waiting for?
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Bring me that text to translate, and let's be done with this!
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Yes! The text is on it!
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Here you go! I've got everything!
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This is the Malaki juice?... Mmm, tasty!
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Hey! Don't drink it!
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Don't worry, there's more than enough!
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Two Stagilis Strasimum leaves... Alright.
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A piranha... alive?
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What? I thought I had killed it!
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(Twack!) ...dead now!
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Uh... Thanks, I guess...
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And the ashes from a cardboard box!
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...Cardboard box? I thought I was supposed to bring you Gekom root ashes!
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Same thing, I just needed some wood ash.
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Mix them together...
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... And here's your potion!
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Finally! Thank you!
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The potion's still in my pot? You couldn't put it a bottle?
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What did you expect? I'm doing this for free, you should be more grateful!
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And be careful! Don't just spill it!
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(That'd be easier if you actually gave me a bottle...)
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Well, what are you waiting for? Give it to your friend!
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You're right! I almost forgot why I was even doing this.
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By the way! Using this potion at all can sometimes be fatal for certain people. Small side effect of the potion.
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Hello! How are you?
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Why are you smiling? Don't tell me that potion actually worked?!
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Oops! I haven't tried it yet!
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Ah! That makes more sense.
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Uh? What are you talking about?
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What? The potion actually worked?!
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Yes, of course! Why are you so surprised?
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Oh, erm... Nothing! Nothing at all!
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Erm... Can I ask you something?
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Depends. What do you want?
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Would you, err... Play dead for a while?
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I... can't tell you... But do it, please!
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Out of the question.
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(Oh, well... I tried)
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What was that again, about playing dead?
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It's... a secret! Can't tell you!
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I see! You're organizing a party? To thank me for the potion?
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...Not exactly! But you're close!
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How are you? Feeling well?
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No pain, no tumors, no hemorrhoids ready to burst?
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I'm perfectly fine! Thank you!
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It's nice to know you care!
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Is that a bird on your hand?
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Yes! Pretty, isn't it?
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I call it "Blurry the Blue Bird".
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Nice! Can it do any tricks?
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I want to see your bird fly around again!
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Sure thing. Go, Blurry!
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Your bird is so lovely! Can you...
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No problem! I could watch it all day too!
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(I'm grateful for the potion, but I don't have time to chat with him.)
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Wow. Just look at him. Completely in awe because of a bird flying around. Pitiful.
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No point trying to talk to him while the bird is still flying around.
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Good death! Err... I mean, good day!
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See you soon! Or not...
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There you go! Now he'll get sick tomorrow!
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...Or, OK, I need a faster way.
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This doesn't smell like anything. Must be water...
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Yeah, I could pour the expired food in his glass...
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But I don't want to kill him for real!
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Think he would be bored to death watching it?
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Lighting up the glass, I can see it's really dirty.
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Why am I doing this again?...
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OK! I've put the scissors in the glass!
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I'm trying, but it won't catch fire! Must not be alcohol in there.
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To poke his eye out? Really?
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Who put a pair of scissors in my glass?! I cut myself!
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Oops! That didn't work as expected.
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What are you doing?! Trying to kill me?! Thinking I'd swallow scissors?!
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I want to, but I can't fit it in the glass!
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So he can choke on it? Nah, I think he'd notice...
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Not a bad idea... But do I have any reason to put him to sleep?
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Good idea! Let me just pour...
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What are you putting in my glass?!
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Err... Water! I noticed your glass was almost empty, and...
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Green water?! Don't make fun of me! I'm a sorcerer, and I know this is...
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(...Oops. Better get out of here, fast!)
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Help! That man just tried to murder me!
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I have one of those feelings again...
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That "I shouldn't do that, unless I wanna die" feeling!
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Hmmm... Let's consider all our options, before making a mistake...
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Quick, while he's looking away!
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Now let's take a few steps back...
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Urgh... My... throat...
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(Cough, cough) What's that... ?...
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This was foretold...
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As the moon rises over the hamburger, little green riding hood will never see the light again!
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(Pssst... Come outside.)
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Hmmm... OK, I've put the red flowers in his glass.
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What's that plant doing in my glass?
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I recognize it! That's the Stagilis Sleepysum you gave me yesterday!
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Are you trying to drug me? Or put me into a comatose state?
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N...no! Not at all!
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I'm only trying to kill you! I swear!
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I think I can reach that cookie... And that bartender is looking away...
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Got it. I'm glad it's a regular cookie, instead of a square one.
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That cookie is as rotten as the rope it's stuck on...
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Dishonest! Why the sneaky touch of your disgusting sausages on my precious?!
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I just want that cookie! Is that OK?
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OK! KO! I love cocoa!
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