This is quite tall and look at that giant dome...
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I get it! This must be a giant ice cream cone!
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Yes, this is totally an ice cream! A giant coconut ice cream cone! Yummy!...
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I mean... Vanilla ice cream.
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It looks delicious, but I'm not sure that'd be the cherry on the ice cream sundae.
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(Smells) Mmm... This has a nice scent to it!
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No doubt, this belongs to a woman!
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I'm not the kind of guy who'd just pick up a women's lingerie. And I'm not transgendered.
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Me? Messing with women's lingerie?!
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Why did I come here, when I could have just had a vacation in Paris!
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So much truth in this ad. I wanna go back! (Sobs)
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No! It's a good ad.
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What's with this awful non-advertisement?!
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I love ads! You get free things for a piece of your mind!
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Oh, but look! Somehow, that non-ad is an ad, too! Guess I won't tear it down, then.
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That's a pyramid? I can't pin it down, but something seems off.
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...Some things will stay a mystery forever.
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I've done enough pyramid crushing for the day!
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Let's get closer first!
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Actually... Let's not. I'm too tired to try stupid things.
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The sun is sunny! I can almost see it wearing sunglasses!
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The sun is way too hot!
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If I did that, the sun would get revenge! I'd stand no chance. It would follow me everywhere!
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Hey, you! Come here!
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Don't run away! I just want to put you in my pocket and try tons of items on you!
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Those lizards are quick little fellas. It's near-impossible to capture one!
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Now we know why the dinosaurs went extinct, but not them.
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Seems like no one's here. Good!
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There are... holes? Maybe bullet holes?
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Not very interesting.
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What the?! Tomato sauce on the floor?!
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I bet a tourist lives here! People around here are starving, and they're just wasting food?!
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Oh! My bad. This is blood. That's fine, then.
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Yup, that's definitely blood. Nothing unusual.
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I don't want my inventory to smell like blood. I prefer the smell of crap.
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"Treasure hunting and Killing, by Drathan Naked"
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I have mixed feelings about this. I love treasure, but I don't like violence!
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What's in this bag?
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More stupid clothes...
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And even more clothes! Totally boring.
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Only clothes. As if I needed those! What a waste of time.
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No way! I hate tidying clothes.
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Nope! I didn't go on vacation to take pictures.
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I could take a picture... But there's no way I could print it, unfortunately!
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I miss my old Poladroid camera...
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Take a picture of the vase? Impossible... It seems there's text behind the vase that I can't reach.
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Besides, there's no way I could develop a picture in this country!
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What if the owner comes back and kills me? I can't take that risk!
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A plant with red flowers. Very pretty!
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That flower looks a lot like the picture the sorcerer showed me!
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I hope it's as soothing as it is pretty!
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Just your average plant with blue flowers. Why am I even looking at it?
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Hmmm... The shape is similar, and he said it should be blue...
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I'll take it, we'll see.
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Let's hope it's the correct one, this time.
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I'm getting tired of running around everywhere! If only I had a bike...
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I'm not sure... The picture for Stagilis Strasimum shows that it's red.
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Maybe I'll have a use for this!
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I'll just keep the crowbar.
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There's fish in this water... Well, if you can call it water.
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And if you can call them fish, too. They look weird... and mean.
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I'm no expert, but I'd say this is the perfect spot to go fishing!
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Good idea! But this is hardly a fishing rod... It's lacking something.
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Fishing for piranhas... with a string?! That's a recipe for a quick game over!
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Uhhh... Seriously?! Even prehistoric men could fish better than that!
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Weird. No fish seem interested. What am I doing wrong?
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I'm ready! Let's do some fishing!
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It doesn't work... The fish just swim away when they see the hook.
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Maybe it still needs some improvement... How could I make those piranhas more interested?
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Brilliant! And now that I have some experience fishing...
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Let's catch a piranha!
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I've already got a piranha! I won't go through the hassle of getting another...
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... I might not survive it!
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I'll take one of these!
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They don't seem to be magnetic like Tom's. What a shame!
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One should be enough. If I need more, I'll just come back!
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Was this an excavation site, or were they looking for oil?
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What?! No! I don't want to go down there!
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I should know by now! Everytime I have a choice like that, it ends badly!
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Pheew... I scared myself for a second.
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I really have no idea why I'm doing this...
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But I admit I'm curious to see what's down there.
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I'm really not used to climbing rope...
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Yeah! Easy! I made it to the bottom!
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Well, I don't see anything interesting... That's a shame. But at least...
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Everything is fine, this time!
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There doesn't seem to be anything down there. Better not check it out!
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I might fall or get hit by a meteorite or something.
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Oh no! What have I done?! I needed that item! I can't complete this quest without it!
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Got ya! Actually I just threw a dead bird. No big deal!
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Cool, there's a cookie stuck here! Must be a free sample!
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A cookie in the grass. Nothing unusual.
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Yes, that's a cookie on that rock... My expert eye tells me it's been munched by animals.
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