Isn't there something a little... odd... about that bench?
NOTE:
But I can't figure it out!
NOTE:
Must be awfully convenient to buy tickets when someone's sitting here!
NOTE:
In this country, they might literally mean cuts. Sounds bloody.
NOTE:
Guess I don't have much choice, eh?
NOTE:
Well, I always buy the cheapest ticket anyway. Who needs a stinkin' guide?
NOTE:
And I mean it... Museum guides always smell off for some reason.
NOTE:
Souvenirs... Also known as a "scam for tourists."
NOTE:
Not much of a selection. This is scandalous! Every good museum needs a whole room full of the stuff!
NOTE:
Hey, I have an idea! I could add something like this to my antique store!
NOTE:
One of them would be the key to the exit. So you'd have to pay something to leave...
NOTE:
This needs more thought, but I'm pretty sure I'm on to something!
NOTE:
I wouldn't even need that to steal them! If only they weren't useless souvenirs.
NOTE:
No way! Again? It's an invasion!
NOTE:
Get your eyes off me, you cute, creepy thing!
NOTE:
Nope... Can't make it squint.
NOTE:
(Yawn) Very interesting...
NOTE:
The pictures, I mean. I'm sick of reading!
NOTE:
What a big hole! Must be a hunter's trap.
NOTE:
For catching dinosaurs. Yeah, that makes sense.
NOTE:
Are they stupid? I know I'm in the museum! No need to explain it!
NOTE:
I hate the sight of a wine bottle broken.
NOTE:
For once there was something interesting in a museum...
NOTE:
That chamber pot in the shape of a butt looks really comfortable. Would have loved to try it.
NOTE:
Who's that dumb looking guy?
NOTE:
"Statue of Demetrios 1st, the last king of Nogo"
NOTE:
Funny... I could swear I've heard that name before.
NOTE:
Demetrios sounds ridiculous!
NOTE:
If I become king one day, I shall be named "Bjorn the 1st!"
NOTE:
...Wait, no. That sounds ridiculous too.
NOTE:
I can't do that to Demetrios! The game might crash!
NOTE:
"Native figure from ancient Nogo"
NOTE:
I bet it wasn't easy wearing a nest on your head everyday.
NOTE:
What if the birds had to poop?
NOTE:
Something tells me they must have had a pretty short lifespan...
NOTE:
Pretty cute! I'd like one like this at home!
NOTE:
It would look good next to the coffin in my bedroom.
NOTE:
Hey! What's with the smile? Is it making fun of me?
NOTE:
Maybe being dead isn't so bad, after all?
NOTE:
"Off to pee, back in two hours"
NOTE:
Looks like someone is slacking off...
NOTE:
How am I supposed to enter without a ticket?
NOTE:
Are they hiring? I might be interested!
NOTE:
In any case, I can't wait that long.
NOTE:
Without a ticket, I can't get inside!
NOTE:
Of course, I could jump over it. But that's plan B!
NOTE:
Let's try plan A first!
NOTE:
Well, I'm in the mood to play around! And there's no rush.
NOTE:
I should be able to get a ticket!
NOTE:
Are you ready?<jump> <wait=30>3...<wait=30> 2...<wait=30> 1...<wait=30>
NOTE:
⚙️ HTML tag detected: Keep formatting tags at a similar position in your translation.
⏱️ <wait=...>: Pauses the dialogue for the specified frames (60 = 1 second).
What's the capital of Nogo?
NOTE:
How many hotels are there in Nogo?
NOTE:
What's the name of the Bazaar merchant?
NOTE:
When were the excavations conducted?
NOTE:
The year before 1949
NOTE:
Between 1948 and 1948
NOTE:
What's the name of the shop's fish mascot?
NOTE:
What is the color of Demetrios' crown?
NOTE:
Blue, black, yellow, green and pink
NOTE:
Your score is : {score}
NOTE:
What's the holdup?! Come on!
NOTE:
Whoa! What happened?!
NOTE:
I think I won... But then the machine exploded.
NOTE:
But it didn't give me a ticket...?
NOTE:
Wait! It's OK. The turnstile blew up too! Looks like I can go through!
NOTE:
It's no use... The quizz machine totally blew up!
NOTE:
And for once, I didn't do it on purpose!
NOTE:
So what was that all about? Please tell me you only agreed so he'd shut his big mouth.
NOTE:
Listen. The only way the world will be safe is if the tablets are protected by good people.
NOTE:
Yeah, Mom! I'm a very good girl!
NOTE:
What? That's all?! I thought you had a good reason...
NOTE:
Look. If you don't go along with this, I'll leave the country!
NOTE:
I refuse to associate with someone who hasn't got any integrity.
NOTE:
You'll be all alone with Caroline! Seems like you two love each other's company.
NOTE:
Ugh! No way! He's the biggest idiot in the world!
NOTE:
Ok... that's pretty persuasive...
NOTE:
I know! Why don't you come with me?
NOTE:
There's only one ticket. And we don't have money. No one takes my credit card here!
NOTE:
Great... I don't have any choice, then...
NOTE:
Stop! Don't even think about running away!
NOTE:
(Crap... Now she can read my mind too.)
NOTE:
But I'm getting sick of this! I'm just a nobody! I shouldn't be putting my life in danger and all this!
NOTE:
Bjorn... Come here...
NOTE:
When this is over... I promise...
NOTE:
I'll give you... something... good...
NOTE:
If you get my drift...
NOTE:
Alright, alright! I'll go.
NOTE:
Good! In the meantime, Caroline and I will stay at the hotel, keeping the tablets safe.
NOTE:
Bring me a souvenir!
NOTE:
Well done, Mom! Good riddance!
NOTE:
And there I was... On an express trip to a graveyard.
NOTE:
The flight went a lot better this time, without Caroline disturbing me.
NOTE:
Well... except they confiscated some of my items at airport security. I lost my knife and my scissors!
NOTE:
As if you can slash a plane's wheels with a knife! Tsssk...
NOTE:
Thankfully I managed to hide the shears in my underpants. The customs officer stopped searching me after I accidentally farted...
NOTE:
That also helped them forget to ask me for an ID... Phew!
NOTE:
Anyway! I'm about to arrive and...
NOTE:
Now that's a weird souvenir! No one's here to watch me, so...
NOTE:
Hey! I thought that was some crap in the chamber pot, but it's actually a cookie stuck to the poster!
NOTE:
Someone must have been eating cookies in the line.
NOTE: