What a pleasure to have you in my store, milady!
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What brings you to my humble establishment?
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Well, I'm just visiting. If you don't mind.
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Not at all! Please, take all the time you need!
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You're very nice! Thank you!
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I'd like to buy this postcard, please!
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Sure thing! It's one Nogoyan.
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Erm... I'm short on Nogoyans, currently.
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In that case, don't worry! It's free for you!
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Really? That's great! Thank you, I really appreciate it!
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Do you have a pen? I'd like to write it now!
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OK. What should I write to my parents?...
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Let me know if you need anything!
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Finally! You came back, milady! I'm so happy!
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Don't overdo it, please...
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...Now I add the address...
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There you go! Ready to send!
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Now, where will I find a stamp? And a mailbox?...
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I'll stick a stamp and send it.
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Thank you! I'm very grateful!
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Anything for you, milady!
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But make sure to check what my store offers!
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Yes, I think I will!
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I just gave you this postcard, a stamp, and the postal service! You MUST buy something!
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Oh... sorry. Let me see first.
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Tourists... All the same.
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Awesome! Then I'll buy two of each item!
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I hope I can spend enough money to get one free!
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What's that? It's pretty!
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This is candy for children!
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It's made from my fruit and vegetable leftovers, with added sugar.
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That's revolting... It must have a rotten taste!
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That's why there's sugar!
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I see. Maybe I'll buy some for Caroline, later.
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I prefer chocolate! There's too much sugar in those candies.
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I'm not really fond of pineapple.
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Besides, I didn't come all the way from Paris to buy a product imported from France!
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I didn't expect this... Where are the local products?
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You should remove it from the aquarium.
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What? Removing Mud Cat? Why would I do that?
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Because... It's dead?
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No, no, no! You tourists can't tell your ass from your elbow!
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It's just sleeping!
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I didn't know sleeping fish could rot...
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You could at least remove the dead fish... It's starting to smell.
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Oh, no! That's just the natural smell of my store. The fish is alright!
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Yes... I guess it doesn't suffer anymore.
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Wonderful! I want a cactus like that at home. I'd put it right behind my door.
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Caroline could play with it all day!
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It could serve as a coat rack, too!
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It's fake! Only a fool would fall for that.
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No doubt. That's a wheel from an ATV!
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I'm pretty sure that's a gas barrel. I used to sniff gas when I was...
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Err... I said nothing! Nothing at all!
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I love the smell of gas!... So soothing...
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Some smelly goods. I bet they're expired, too... I can see some mold on them.
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Eww... Something disgusting is stuck on that top shelf!
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I'd better get out of here fast...
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Everything here stinks. No, I mean it reeks.
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Then again, I came here to enjoy a different culture, so... Let's enjoy the smell.
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Are you looking for something specific, milady?
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Do you sell ice cream? It's so hot!
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Do you see a freezer here?
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Please don't ask stupid questions, then.
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So, what did you choose?
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How is that possible?! With all the great items in my shop!
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I don't know. Maybe you're overestimating the quality of your products?
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Never! They're the best quality you'll find in this country!
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(He's right... considering this is the only shop in this country.)
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Hey, milady! Would you like to taste our country's speciality?
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Why, yes, of course! I came to discover your culture!
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...The color doesn't inspire confidence...
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Don't worry about that! Just eat!
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(Crunch, crunch, slurp, yum, glurp...)
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So? Isn't it good? It contains...
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Don't tell me! I'll guess!
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It's... Salty... With a strawberry taste... And very crunchy...
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I know! These are mushrooms crisps with onions!
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This is some tarantula sweetened with camel urine!
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Why did you do that?! I just cleaned the floor!
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...Gross! Even at the farm, I never ate anything so disgusting!
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You're being silly!
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First you want to discover our specialities, and then you reject them... Go figure.
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Come on, milady! Buy something! Everything is cheaper than free!
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How could it be cheaper than free? That doesn't make any sense!
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Unless you're willing to give me money?
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Women... Always trying to split hairs.
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Where are you going, milady?
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Please honor me with your presence a little longer!
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Sorry, I don't see anything that interesting.
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And to be honest, your shop is smelly.
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Sorry... I didn't mean to offend you! But it really stinks of death in here!
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...But... come back later, OK?
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Well, yes? I have to leave, at some point!
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But you still didn't buy anything!
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I would, if you had better products.
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I was mistaken. You're no lady. You're a peasant!
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Why, yes! It's true!
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That wasn't meant to be a compliment.
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That's it! Go away! Leave me alone with my despair!
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Oh, don't worry! I'll come back soon!
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Don't lie. You'll never come back.
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I heard someone had his hand cut off, just because he ate some grapes in a foreign country!
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Now I know why people say harvesting hurts your hands...
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I sometimes help my parents collect grapes. I always come back with blood on my hands.
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And most of the time, it's not mine.
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Those fruits look tasty!
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They're fresh from yesterday! Go ahead, have one!
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Alright! I'll take this one. It looks ripe!
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Is that a rock or what?! I almost broke my teeth!
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See? I told you, they're very fresh!
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How many do you want?
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Are you insane?! None!
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I don't understand. You don't like it?
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No! I'm not masochist! Well, not when it comes to eating rocks, anyway...
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You foreigners are so weird.
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No way! I'm still young, I don't want a hole in my teeth!
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I doubt the seller would let me smash his fruit.
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It'd be pretty hard to catch fish with only a net and fish food...
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But I love fishing! Maybe I'll suggest it to Bjorn.
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I'll bet he's never caught a single fish in his life. Not even a dead one!
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Yes, we could do some fishing this week! I could teach Bjorn!
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Let's grab this from the shelf!
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That's a cookie... Or a dried up fish?
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I'll give this cookie to Caroline!
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