Say! That fish appears to be... deceased?
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What? Mud Cat? No way! It's just resting!
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Yes... resting in peace.
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I'd be in trouble if Mud cat died! It's the shop mascot! All the kids come to see it!
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(Looks like he's gonna suffer a big revenue loss, then.)
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Poor Mud Cat. But I'm past the age where I want to be playing with dead bodies.
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Unfortunately that's a goldfish... Not a piranha.
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Of course, I had some great ideas for disguising it as a piranha! Like drawing some whiskers, or a moustache...
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But the sorcerer said the cure wouldn't work without a REAL piranha. This sucks.
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This is Mud Cat, the poor dead fish.
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I'm a grown up. I don't play with dead animals anymore.
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These are imported from France? Cool! They must be tasty!
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Good thing I came all the way here!
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I had no idea bananas were a variety of pineapple!
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Well, that's definitely colorful! Must be some kind of candy?
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You're right! The kids love it!
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I probably shouldn't ask, but... what's it made of?
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I mix the unsold fruits and vegetables, as well as all the rotten ones that fell behind the counter, then I add some sugar.
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Excellent idea! I hate wasted food!
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So, that's leftover food mixed with sugar? Awesome!
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I should suggest it to western supermarkets! They waste so much food.
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The sugar wouldn't be enough to soften the Malaki fruits...
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"Buy 2 for the price of 3"? Pure marketing genius!
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I just found my master! This guy is even better than me at marketing.
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I know better than touching that cac... Ouch!!
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What?! I hurt myself without even touching it!
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Was it really necessary to put a cactus right at the entranc... Argh!!
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Did it bite me, or what?! Maybe I shouldn't talk about it, it's too dangerous...
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Why even bother putting a cactus in a pot... There are cactus everywhere, outside!
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Haha! This time I didn't get hur... Ouch!
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Ouuuch! I'm such an idiot...
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What have we here?... Some cleaning products... Perfume...
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And some kind of cheese stuck under the shelf.
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May I have that piece of cheese stuck under the shelf?
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Why does every client ask that?
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I can't, it's fossilized. There's no way to cut it without breaking the shelf.
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Such a shame. That cheese must be insanely good by now!
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Looks like I won't be able to get that fossilized cheese. Too bad... I'm getting hungry.
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Here, we can find... Some perfume... Powder... And a family picture of faceless people.
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On that shelf, there are some books... without titles? What's the point?
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I wonder what's in that bag.
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Please don't ask. That's of no interest to westerners like yourself.
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Well, now I'm even more curious! What's in it?
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I'd rather not tell you!
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Oh, come on! Please! The curiosity is killing me!
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Alright. It's full of manure.
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No, mine. I use it to make the vegetable grow faster.
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I'd rather not talk about that bag anymore... I already lost my appetite.
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Ngh... This drawer... is stuck!
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Go on! Keep at it! It's a bit rusty!
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NgghNNNghhhhhhhh!...
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NGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! ARGH! Impossible!
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Indeed. It's fake, just for decoration.
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What? You were making fun of me?
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That'll teach you to try opening it without permission!
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Well, at least... That's one less spot for me to look into!
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Fake drawers are fake. I'm not falling for that again!
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Those are... giant... bicycle... wheels?
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No idea. My knowledge of cars is very limited.
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A barrel full of... Err..
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I'll help you! The word starts with a P.
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What? No! This is petrol!
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That's full of pi... petrol.
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I don't want to drown that in p... petrol.
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Haha! There's a mysterious hatch here! Something must be hidden behind it!
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Hey, stop playing with the floor! It's already damaged plenty!
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Nothing under there. I still don't understand why it looks different... Maybe just to piss me off.
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I can open it without the crowbar... And there's nothing underneath.
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Some... small suitcases?
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Maybe I'll buy one later for Sandra. That'd be easier than carrying sacks and cardboard boxes through the airport.
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Err... Some milk? A coffee machine? And a pack of crappy cereals?
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Some... sauce? Maybe mustard? And a... box of... little hearts?...
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None of this seems useful.
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What would you like?
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Nothing special. I'm just visiting.
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No problem! Take your time!
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Have you decided to buy anything?
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Well, I'm looking for a few things, but I'm not sure if you have them...
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Do you have glue? Or anything that I could use to stick things together?
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...None of my products are sticky! They're all fresh!
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OK. That was worth a shot.
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So, what are you interested in?
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I don't think I've ever seen you before! What are you looking for, exactly?
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Wait, let me take a look around the shop first!
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Oh, very sorry! Please take your time!
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You've come back! Great!
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Please have a look at today's deals! Just for today!
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Very glad to see you again! What would you like?
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
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Oh, you're here again!
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Please buy me something, this time!
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This is your seventh visit to my shop! Congratulations!
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What, you're counting?
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Yes! Every client is very important to me!
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Alright! You're here!
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Finally! I was waiting for you!
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Oh, mister! You've become a regular, haven't you?
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It's your tenth visit in one hour! It seems I wouldn't need to welcome you anymore!
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But don't worry, I'll still talk from time to time!
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Crap... That was too good to be true.
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Oh! No! Don't leave yet! Buy something!
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Sorry! Maybe next time.
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Did you really take the time to see everything? It'd be a shame to miss such fantastic deals!
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Yeah, yeah... Don't worry, I'll probably be back.
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I hope to see you very soon!
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Leaving already? Awww!
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I hope to see you very soon!
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Hey, mister! Would you like to taste our country's speciality?
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What is it, exactly?
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Just have some, you'll see!
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Are you sure you don't want to taste our speciality?
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No, no! Another time, OK?
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Our speciality is all fresh! Come and taste some!
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How many times should I have to say no?
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Well you said "another time," so I thought maybe you'd changed your mind?
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I insist! You should really enjoy our speciality! It's delicious!
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Alright, alright! If I taste one bite, you'll leave me alone?
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Here! Just a spoonful!
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(Crunch, crunch, slurp, yum, glurp...)
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Say! You're right, it's rather tasty!
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So? What's your guess? What 's in it?
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Mmmm... Some fruits from the region?
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This is tarantula sweetened with camel urine!
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Ggg...ggg... ARGH!!!
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Yuuuck, gross! Disgusting!
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How can you sell that? You should be ashamed!
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Ashamed? But you just said so yourself! It's tasty!
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So, you're buying some?
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You westerners... so illogical!
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Take a good look at our fruits and vegetables! They're all fresh from last week!
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Hey! Didn't you say you'd leave me alone?
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Oh, sorry! But keep looking!
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I've got some great shoes for you! I noticed your shoes aren't fit for the desert...
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No, thank you! And will you stop interrupting me?!
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What, am I bothering you? I don't understand!
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Yes, you are! I can't decide anything if you keep babbling!
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But it's a tradition to talk to the clients!
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Do you prefer your gigantic malls, with no communication and a gloomy atmosphere?
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I see! Then I'll shut my mouth!
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I offer a 75% discount on all perishable articles from last year! Have a look!
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What?... Why are you suddenly looking at me like this?
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How's your business?
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Pretty good! Except for the clients who don't buy anything!
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I hate them, you know? I spend so much time being friendly, and they don't give anything in return!
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(Just your average psychopathic merchant.)
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Are you always so annoying?
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Annoying? Did I do anything that didn't please you?
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If so, I'm sorry! I'll make sure to give you more information on our quality products!
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Never! Piranhas from this region have an awful taste. Inedible!
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What about the fish in that aquarium?
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Haha! You're a tourist indeed! These are goldfish, not piranhas!
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A few nets and some fish food?
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I'll pass. I'm not good with raising goldfish...
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You're selling fishing gear?
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Yes! Here are nets in several sizes! Great deal, only 2000 Nogoyans each!
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Do you think someone could catch a piranha with a net?
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Don't do that! They'd cut through the net with their teeth!
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...On second thought, please buy it anyway! More sales for me!
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Nope... I'll find another way.
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What about those little boxes? What do they contain?
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That's fish food! For raising your fish!
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Could I use it as bait?
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Of course not! It's powder!
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I don't get it! Where are your fishing rods? Hooks? Worms?
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We're all out of stock on those!
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And you call this fishing gear?!
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Gotta sell what's left!
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When's the next delivery of REAL fishing gear?
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I'm always so lucky...
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That's pointless... None of these things would help me catch a piranha.
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Yeah! I'll use it on the fishing gear, and then I'll get a fishing rod!
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I'm living in a dream.
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Interesting... There's a crowbar stuck here...
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Now, if only he'd stop looking at me... Let's figure out some way to distract him, and...
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You want that crowbar?
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(Oops!) Err, actually yes...
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Go ahead! Take it! I'm in a great mood, so I'm offering it to you!
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Really?! Awesome! Thank you so much!
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I'm not used to so much sympathy! Usually, everyone ask for something in exchange.
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Now, if you could maybe buy something...
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I'll think about it!
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I just gave you that! You MUST buy something!
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Of course! I promise! But... Let me take a look first, OK?
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You're lucky I'm in a good mood!
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Hey, where are you going!
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You promised to buy something!
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Tssk! That'll teach me to be nice!
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Looks like there's a shortage of this fruit.
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(I already have Malaki juice... No need to talk about it anymore)
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Do you have any idea how I could extract juice from the Malakis?
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That's pretty uncommon! They're meant to be eaten.
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But do you know a way?
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I believe you'd need some kind of machine? A juicer?
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Of course, you don't have one!
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Do you sell Malaki fruits?
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Of course! We always have some!
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Except today! I'm all out of stock!
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Just my luck, again...
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Don't you worry! I rang my cousin earlier, and he's making a delivery today!
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Just come back a little later, OK?
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How does he make his deliveries? On foot?
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Of course not! He's got a bicycle.
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(Let's just hope it won't be too late.)
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So, have you received your Malaki shipment?
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You see that empty crate over there?
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Does that answer your question?
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How many times should I say it? I'm out of stock!
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You don't have any rotten ones lying around, behind your counter?...
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If I did, I'd have already sold them!
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Say... You don't happen to sell any kind of vessels?
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Like a glass, or a tiny cup...? About 5 centimetres wide?
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I don't think so! That's very specific!
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But if you want a drink, would you like some aquarium water?
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...No, thank you...
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Have you ever heard of Gekom root?
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No! That doesn't ring a bell! But I like the name!
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Here, take a look at this picture! Do you sell something like this?
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No, sorry! But if other clients are interested, I may look into it!
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How about Stagilis Strasimum? Do you sell these?
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This reminds me of something! Isn't that the name of some weed?
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Then no, I don't sell weeds anymore!
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Some customers complained about the side effects, like dizziness, coma, and death!
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What a shame. Stupid customers.
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I have great news for you! My cousin just delivered some Malakis!
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I'll buy two or three.
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Two or three?! You bothered me that much, just for two or three?!
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Well, yeah... I only need to make one cup of fruit juice.
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I won't sell any, unless you buy at least half the crate!
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Alright, alright! Just give them to me and be done with it!
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That'll be 1000 Nogoyans, please!
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Uh oh... I forgot, I don't have any Nogoyan currency. Only euros.
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No problem, I'll exchange your money!
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Here, take these 200 euros. Oh, and 25 cents.
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I'll exchange that for 2 000 Nogoyans!
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Err, wait a minute... Didn't you say those fruits cost 1 000 Nogoyans?
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So that's half of my money? About 100 euros for some fruit?!
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This is highway robbery! I can't accept that!
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It's my only offer! Take it or leave it!
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Do you want those fruits, or not?
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(Mrrrph... He saw me coming. I always end up being cheated...)
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Alright, alright! Give me the darn fruit!
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And here's the rest of your money in Nogoyans!
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This is real Nogoyan currency? Aside from the amount and the label, I don't see much different from euros...
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I don't print the money, sir!
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(The people who did must be lazy asses...)
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A real pleasure dealing with you!
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So! What will you be buying, today?
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Probably nothing...
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My Malaki fruits are still fresh! Buy the rest!
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No, thank you... I don't need anymore.
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And I almost broke my teeth trying to eat one!
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You're ruining my business!
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Why are you here, if you don't intend to buy anything?
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Hello! What do you...
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I have a question! Do you have a spoon on your back?
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I had breakfast in bed this morning and for some reason the spoon got stuck.
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What?... That's ridiculous!
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Wanna see? It's right here...
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Are you interested in this?
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Hey, that's my job! Buy stuff from me, not the other way round!
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I had no intention of selling it... It's way too valuable!
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Can I get anything in exchange for this can?
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Not really... Isn't it heavy to carry around?
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A little. But I'm sure it'll be worth it!
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You don't watch movies on DVD often, do you?
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That's true. Especially since I have Netflax at home.
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Here! Can I buy something with this?
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European money? Alright, I'll take it!
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But I'll only exchange it if you buy something. What do you want?
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Mmmm... Let me see...
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Oh-ho! What a funny picture!
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I know... Go ahead, laugh!
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No, but that might be useful! I'll hang it on the wall if you steal anything.
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Looks like a Chinese product. You should get mine! It's home made!
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No, thank you! As long as it works...
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Don't play in the store with those!
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What? Don't worry, these scissors won't cut anything!
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Believe me, I could cut you in half with these. Wanna see?
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I've got a string! And you don't!
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It's long enough! I could hang you with it.
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You... can't be serious?
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Of course! How do you think I keep calm in front of irritating clients like you?
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(...talk about reversing the roles.)
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Do you want this screw...
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Wow, you're carrying a whole store in your pockets! Amazing!
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Can I have a glass?
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Sure! Slimy Worm juice or Iced Pig tea?
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Any idea how to extract the juice?
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But you sold them to me! You must have some advice!
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I don't do customer service!
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Look! I did it myself!
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If I give you a compliment, will you buy something?
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How much of a discount can I get with this card?
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Oh, sorry, that's the wrong card! But I can give you our shop's card!
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You'll get a FREE glass of water for every 100 purchases you make!
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Too bad! Think about it! Water is scarce around here!
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Ah, you still haven't spent the rest of your money!
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Go ahead! Buy this bag of old shoes! Only 1000 Nogoyans!
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What a coincidence! That's exactly the amount I have left!
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I'll take i... Wait. I'm being cheated again.
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Too bad! I was just going to throw them out.
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Thanks again for the crowbar!
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Just remember to buy something!
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Come on! You're one of the worst clients I've ever had!
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Look! I can go fishing!
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Not in my aquarium, please!
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But there's fish in it!
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Cool! A bunch of grapes! I love grapes!
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I'll taste one, I'm curious to know if it's better than the ones I buy at WallPart's!
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(Crunch, crunch, crunch)
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What are you doing?
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Just eating a grape!
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(Takes a cleaver and cuts)
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Ggg... Ggg... Gah!!! My hand! My... hand!!! YOU'VE CUT IT!!!
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I don't accept stealing in my store!
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But, I forgive you! Now that that's solved, will you be buying anything?
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I love grapes, but I know better than tasting them in a dangerous foreign country!
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Can I have that cookie on the shelf?
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Well, alright! It's my special gift to you!
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I hope you enjoy a rotten taste, though.
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That cookie didn't fall in the aquarium, so it must be good...
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He put a cookie in the candy! That's overkill.
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