Oh, this is adorable!
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100 Nogoyans, monstress!
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(I have no idea how much 100 Nogoyans is worth... Better not ask, I don't want to sound dumb...)
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Deal! Take my card!
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Yes, it's a BustedCard! They say you can pay for everything, everywhere with it!
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I don't want cart. I want Nogoyan money.
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In that case, where's the closest ATM machine?
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Hey... tee... hem?...
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That's beautiful! I love flea markets, so much good stuff! And to think most people would ditch it...
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If only I could buy something.
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Oh, my! I want that!
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Totally. I should buy that. I'll ask Bjorn if he's got some spare money.
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I've never seen anything like it! But it looks really good!
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I'm pretty sure this is not just marvellous, but very useful too!
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Of course not! I'd risk damaging that beautiful thing!
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...Good thing I didn't want to drink.
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At this rate, I'd dry out faster than I'd hydrate.
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I hate wasting water! I'm not thirsty right now.
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No... If I want to wet that, I could just put it in my pants.
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...Wow. Did I really say that out loud?
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A snake! It looks so cute!
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Here, handsome! I want to caress your big tail!
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He's gone... Just like guys whenever I say that. I don't get it.
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Better leave it alone! But I admit it's hard to resist... It's so cute!
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Here, little snaky! Eat this!
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...Oh, I scared it. But why?
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What a nice basket! I'd love to go shopping with that.
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I'll try to find one like that on E-Pay when I get back home!
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Why would I? It's not mine!
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Oh, no... Poor sheep! It's so skinny!
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Why don't they give it more food? I'm shocked!
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I can't bear looking at it... Poor thing!
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Here, little sheep! It's for you! Eat it!
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Come on! What are you waiting for?
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Darn! If I were an animal, I'd eat it!
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"Locker Ballet"? What a strange name!
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But I'll admit, it's rather attractive!
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I like it! Quick, let's enter!
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That can't be very comfortable...
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Who knows what kind of treasures are inside! I really wanna see!
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There must be a better way to get access to what's inside...
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Maybe I could buy a postcard?
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Just one. To send to my parents!
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Which one should I choose?
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I only needed one and it's sent.
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My parents will be pleased! I made the right choice!
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Mmm... No, that one is stupid. Let's try another.
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I should go in the store to pay for it.
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Are these... butt cheeks?
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Not really my style, but my parents might like it!
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Sand... Appropriate for this country, I guess.
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"You just got screwed"
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That's not very nice. My parents already know they were screwed when they had me...
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It's a picture of a kitty flattened on the side of the road!
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But... what's that?
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A postcard shaped like a hamburger?
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That's not really a postcard, is it?...
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Either way, it's soft like toilet paper.
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Good day, monstress!
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I was told that you're selling a tablet like this one...
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Ah! Yes yes yes! I have tabled.
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In bag... Hold down.
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Oh! It's very pretty!
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...well, except the symbol on it.
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I'll take it! How much do you ask?
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What that is? Plastic?
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Plastic no interest me for!
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Don't tell me you don't know what a credit card is? It's a BustedCard!
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You can pay worldwide with it! Look, it's written right on it!
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Alright... I think I have my checkbook. Do you have a pen?
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Pain?! Why you want hurt me?!
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No, no! I mean, I'll write you a cheque!
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Tcheque? Don't like tcheques. Bad people.
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Give me Nogoyans. Cash.
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I've told you! I don't have cash!
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1000 Nogoyans. Or no tabled.
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(Puts tablet back in bag)
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There's got to be something I can offer you!
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...Why are you standing up, all of a sudden?...
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Stop! Don't come any closer! You're frightening me!
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A kiss?! No way!!! You reek of camel!
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Come down! Just one! Little kiss!
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No!!! Don't insist, you pervert!
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No cash, no kiss, no tabled.
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(That's a problem... I really want that tablet, but I have no intention to give him "cuddles".)
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(There must be another way...)
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(Maybe I should walk around, I might get an idea.)
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Finally! Kiss! Mmm mmm mmm!
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What?! No! Stay away!
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But you good smell!
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Sounds like a compliment... But my answer is still no!
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I still want that tablet...
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Forget it, old man!
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I'll come back later!
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Here we say goodbye with kiss, monstress!
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(Let's find another way...)
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Kiss! Kiss! For tabled!
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(The fortune teller gave me a pendant. It's time to try it.)
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(I wish she had given me instructions though... A user manual or something!)
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So, err... Please take a good look at this!
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This? Oh! Plenty! Sell to me?
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No! Just... Look at it!
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(That doesn't work. Maybe it needs... a magical formula?)
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Uh? You think I am door can open?
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It's you! Open door! For kiss!
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No! How many times do I need to repeat it!?
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(Let's try something else...)
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Oh, you want collar? Got collar! Nice for dog, cat, or you!
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(OK, maybe another formula will work...)
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Aww... You hurt my fuelings.
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Oh no... Sorry! Please, I still want that tablet very much!
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Then kiss! To be forgived!
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(Uh oh... I should try something else, quick!)
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I... Err... Got an idea?
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I idea too! Litter kiss on cheek!
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(I'm stupid! How did I expect that to work?)
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What you... are... try... balls... ZzZzzZzZz...
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It's... Err... Working?
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Hey! Don't sleep! Wake up! (Slap)
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I am listening, monstress. Ask me anything you wont.
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Alright. Give me that tablet!
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At once, monstress.
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Here for you. A pleasure to be at your servile.
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But... what's that?! This isn't the tablet!
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Yes! Is it! Chocolate tabled.
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You no like chocolate, monstress?
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I do... I'm just trying to watch my weight...
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Darn it, I'm hungry! One or two chunks won't hurt (crunch, crunch)
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But... (crunch) Please look again. I need a tablet (crunch) that looks like this one.
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Immedialety! (Searches through bag)
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Finally! Give me...
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No, you idiot! That's a Checkers game!
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I add committed a litter mistake, monstress.
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Is bloody mess in my mess.
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Give me that bag of yours! I'll search myself!
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Oh my gosh... There's just about everything in here.
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Here's a bicycle... A keyboard... And a... cat?
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Ouch, it bit me! Go away!
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Bjorn will be very pleased!
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Now... Let's see...
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Stick your head up your ass.
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(Time for revenge!)
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Monstress! It doesn't fit! What I do?
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But... where I am? What happen?
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Uh, oh! Looks like the charm is broken!
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I'd better head out, fast!
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My tabled! Gone! Don't understand!
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That's a shame. No kiss, then!
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Yes! Kiss! Tons good stuff!
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Ouch! Back hurts... Don't understand too...
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...and crap taste in mouth.
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So the tablet is in there?
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Can I see what's in the bag?
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No! Kiss first, then bag!
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(Pffft. He's old but I can't snatch it from him! I should find another way.)
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It's infuriating to think that the tablet is there, just a few inches from me, but I can't get it!
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You can! Litter kiss!
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How about this? In exchange for the tablet?
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What? I'm sure it has more value than most of that stuff you're selling!
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Worthless! I want kiss!
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Never! How many years has it been since you've last brushed your teeth?!
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Look! This is a very sophisticated bag! You can even put things in it!
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Is plastic bag! I have! You idiot!
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Hey, if you insult me, you can forget about the kiss!
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Oh... Well... You intelligent bright sexy girl?
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...Forget it. Just forget it.
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Do you like animals?
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Yes! Good lizard. Very tasty in soup.
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...That's not what I meant...
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But OK! I'll give you the lizard in exchange for the tablet!
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No! Lizard easy to pick! Kiss!
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Are you sure I can't pay with this?
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Paper? Where money?
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It's virtual! Just some figures in a bank account!
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Pfft. Better to trade with that goat, it would understand me better.
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Food samples! Just for you!
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What? Are you vegetarian?
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Vai... jai... terrian?
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You only eat vegetables?
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Gah... I just can't talk to that guy.
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See? That's another tablet like yours!
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What, no! Give me that back!
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No way! Take that! (Kicks)
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Don't try my patience!
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With these papers, you could leave the country!
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No! Just airline tickets!
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Can not leave. No identity paper.
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I hate to admit it, but... He's right.
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He won't notice if I take this cookie.
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I don't eat food that fell on the ground, but I can give it to Bjorn.
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I hope this is really a cookie...
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