That poor snake looks thirsty!
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I'll turn the tap on for it...
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Whoops. It ran away.
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Typical. Everyone says I'm selfish, but when I DO help, everyone runs away.
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Nope. That taught me a lesson: I shouldn't help anyone.
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Yeah, I'll water this...
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It'll take hours. I give up.
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Erm... If I do that... Who's gonna save Henri, uh?!
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OK, OK! I'll grab the snake!
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...Here, snaky snaky! Come to papa!
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Arrrrgh!!! It bit me!!! Bad snaky!!!
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Aww... And guess what... The poison... already effects...
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No way! I'd end up like Henri!
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I don't want Mrs. Basse to take care of me! Or Sandra!
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...Wait. Or maybe that's not such a bad idea! Maybe later.
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...It would probably work better if the can was open.
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Looks like it's not afraid of fire. Or of my lighter.
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Better not! The snake might choke on it.
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Weird... When I look inside, it's empty. But I can't move it an inch!
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Must be some black magic. Or a trick.
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Whatever. I'm not interested in a huge empty basket anyway.
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Of all the places I could store it... Why there?!
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What does that say?...
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Maybe "Cocker Ballet"?
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Say, do you know the name of the store? I can't see it under those blankets!
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Yes. It is "Sucker Bait"!
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So this the "Sucker Bait" store, huh?
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Let's have a look inside!
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...What a skinny sheep. I wonder how it's still alive!
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Too bad, I was kinda hungry for some meat.
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Man, I miss meat so much! Steaks, sausages, bacon, ham, frogs legs, pig heads, toad spittle... anything!
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A skinny sheep in a poor country. So stereotypical.
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Here, little sheep! Eat this!
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...What? It doesn't want my can? Why not?!
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What's in that bag behind you?
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More items! I have a lot more! Came back later, and I might have new items on display!
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I see. But can I have a look at the junk you've got in there?
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You want to see my junk? No, sarry! This is also my pillow, you saw!
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Oh well. I doubt there's anything interesting, anyway.
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No point, I have better things to do than searching through a pile of rubbish.
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That's no rabbish! Bag full of great items!
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Yeah! I could find another like this inside the bag!
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Except I don't need another.
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Nope... I don't have anyone to send a postcard to.
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No friends that I can think of, and I hate my family.
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Even if I bought one, it would probably arrive after I got back!
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Hey! What's with the sad tune?
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Like I said! There's no point buying one... I have no friends to write to!
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Oh no... Here comes the sad song again.
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No mess with cards!
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What? You read my mind?
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Mind! You don't have!
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That's not very kind, even from you.
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That's a... Err... I can't even say.
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That stinks. I wouldn't take it, even if I was paid to...
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By any chance... Would you pay me to take this?
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Yes, pay! Please buy it! Great staff!
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Why would I want that? It sucks!
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Oh my gosh. That thing is horrible.
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That's junk. I'm telling you! Junk, everywhere!
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Maybe I should teach some sales techniques to that merchant...
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Lesson Number 1: Sell attractive items. Not crap.
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Another useless doodah.
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I don't want that! It smells like goat piss!
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I swear, it looks like the merchant took a poo on it!
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I wouldn't even want to be buried with it.
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No way! I've already got enough junk in my store! And at home!
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That makes me wanna puke.
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There's got to be some kind of cup that would fit in the juicer!
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Erm... That thing? No, it's broken...
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This vase is too tall... That one's too short...
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I'm straining my eyes, but it's hopeless... None of this junk will work!
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I can't believe it! Not a single workable vessel in all this junk!
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How am I supposed to?! I don't even know what this is!
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Come check my staff!
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Take your bargain! Here, everything is cheaper than free!
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Come on! Take a lake at my great deals!
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Now, that's what I call a Bazaar... It's a real mess here.
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Indeed! Is everything interesting you?
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...More like nothing.
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Do you have anything useful, and not too costly?
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Of course! How about this uncredible square eggs making machine?
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You call that useful?
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I sea. Then maybe this bedding ring?
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A wedding ring? Not a bad idea, but it's a bit too early for that.
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(To be honest, I'm not sure I'd ever want to marry Sandra... Caroline ruins everything.)
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In that case, please take a good lake and let me know.
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Take this wanderful iron! Only 200 Nogoyans!
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For this prize, it can iron, clean, heat up, lubricate and even make holes in your clothes!
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Tell me, is this all of your stuff here?
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No, there's more staff in the bag bewind me!
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I rotate the items from time to time, so come buck later and I might have new staff for you!
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Honestly, this is all junk. Even my store has better articles !
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This is not junk! This is Bazaar!
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I'm looking for a few ingredients.
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Some Malaki fruits, a Stagilis Strasimum plant, a piranha and a Gekom root.
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Do you have any of that?
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I'm serry, I don't sell any natural products here. Only human made staff.
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Then why are you even here, in the first place?! You're taking up a whole space for nothing!
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(I think he doesn't understand me very well...)
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You're certain you don't have anything from my list?
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A list? Yes! I have notepad! You could wrine lists on it.
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(No point. He doesn't have anything at all, and his engrish is terrible)
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Please! Tell me that you've got a machine to extract fruit juice!
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To extruct frust juice?
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I have machines. But no extruct frust juice.
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You're the most useless merchant in the world!
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I give up. Maybe I should get back to the hotel, instead of wasting my time here...
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Surely you have some glasses or cups in your mess?
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Cups! Yes, trophies a few!
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I don't need a trophy... Just some kind of vessel, about 5 centimetres long?
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I've got a kind bear for you! Let me look!
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It'd be better to talk to a wall. It'd understand me better.
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Maybe another time.
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Please came back later!
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This is boring. I'm outta here.
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Any chance you might have some glue in your mess?
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I have anything! Let me sea.
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Oh, here's a wonderful clock! Take it!
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What's that? A machine to make vases?
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I don't remember seeing it before. Maybe it was part of his stock.
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I'd need a very good reason to make pots!
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Auntie's awful pottery made me sick of it...
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Hmmm... Does this pottery machine work?
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Work? Yes, it needs work!
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Good price on it! 1500 Nogoyans!
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Crap... I only have 1000 Nogoyans...
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You're tourist! I shouldn't tell you this, but! You should bargain!
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Oh, yes! Bargain! I'm not really good at it...
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So, err... I'm taking it for 1000 Nogoyans! And that's my final price!
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(Somehow, I feel like I could have negotiated better...)
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(It hasn't been a single day, and already I have no money left!)
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Anyway, you were finally useful for something!
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What? Why insults?!
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But... that wasn't...
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(Aww... That'll teach me to compliment someone, for once...)
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Bad client! Go away!
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(Awesome... Just when he was starting to be useful.)
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You carry lots of things! How? Where is bag?
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I don't have a bag! Just... extra large pockets and underpants.
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Here's food for you!
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Good? I am not tramp!
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You're sure? Why are you sitting in the street, then?
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Hey, have you seen this DVD?
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Oh, that's beautiful picture!
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That's no picture... it's a movie! How retarded.
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This thing is very practical! It's a magical device to...
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Yes, flashlight. I have many.
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Oh. Guess you're more civilized than I thought.
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Are you imbecile? Empty glass!
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Whoops, didn't think you'd notice.
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Grass too dry for smoke.
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What can I buy with this?
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...Nada. Not Nogoyans.
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You're an annoying old man. Money is money!
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Oh, great picture! Beautiful!
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Really?... Wait, he's probably using the wrong words again.
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I've done this with the pottery machine! Cool, huh?
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Yes! Cool crap! Give it me, will sell it!
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Hey, no! I need this crap!
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Can I get a discount with this card?
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No card for I! Always rebates, all the time!
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I bet you don't have a cool medallion like this, huh?
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I did! Old cranky tourists buy it the other day.
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I could break all your junk with that, you know!
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Bad tourist! Threatining poor seller me?!
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I said I could! Not that I would!
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Look what I've made with a crowbar and a string!
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You want string? I keep woman lingerie somewhere...
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No, I'm not int... Err, maybe later.
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Dunno if it's on purpose, but he hid a cookie under his carpet.
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A cookie must have fallen on that rock! Sometimes I wonder if it's raining cookies.
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Is that what I think it is?...
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