It would be a little hard to put that in my pocket!
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Oh... I just noticed that my first thought about the candlestick was to steal it. Interesting!
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Alright, I've got its location memorized.
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Well, you never know! Maybe I'll need it to knock someone out!
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That would make sense... If it was lit.
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Yeah, I'm going to...
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Uh? I can't light the candles! Maybe they're fake...
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I... don't get it. Maybe I should just eat the candles? That would be less weird...
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Awesome! I've found something!... Err...
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Wait. I'm stupid. These are my airline tickets and the tablet.
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I hid them here so I wouldn't have to walk around with them. They're too precious!
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I don't need the airline tickets or the tablet for now! Better leave them here.
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Besides, it took me a while to hide them so well!
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I still don't need to walk around with the tablet or the airline tickets.
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I'll also leave the map. I've got all the locations memorized now... More or less.
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I might need that... I shouldn't hide it!
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The tablet! Where is it?!
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Oh, no... Don't tell me...
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Oh, great... What am I going to tell the archaeologist?
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And where is Sandra? Or even Caroline?!
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I really could use some support right now... (Sigh)
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Even the airline tickets are gone!
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I can't believe it! What kind of thief would steal such a thing?!
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And how are we going to get back to Paris without them?
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That newspaper is stuck. What's it about?
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"Get rich quick! Become a game developer and make an awesome adventure game!"
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Yeah, right... As if you could make a living creating stupid games.
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"Problems raising your child? Buy our special equipment!"
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And below is a picture of the kit: a straitjacket and a small whip woven with nails. Cool!
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Maybe I'll buy one for Sandra!
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Oops, I was confused... That picture is from another article, about a gruesome murder. Drat!
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The newspaper is garbage, but I don't want to destroy it!
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So, what's in these drawers?
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Hmmm... Some dust... A few dead cockroaches... A used tissue...
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What, not even a few chips or some used chewing gum? What a disappointment!
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Nothing useful in there, I'm afraid...
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Drawers aren't made for putting things inside.
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Or, to be more clear... I'm not confident enough to try that.
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I bet there's a dead body in there!
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...Nope. There's nothing. Nothing at all!
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Hotels suck. Why even have a wardrobe if they don't put anything in it?
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There's no blanket in there either!? What if I get cold?!
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I need to remember to complain about this.
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I don't want my stuff to gather dust in there!
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Eww! There's something hideous in the mirror!
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...On closer inspection... Nothing to be scared of. That's just me. The mirror is a bit wonky.
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If that was a pocket mirror, maybe I could take it.
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I knew it! I should have bought pants with larger pockets.
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Ohh... When I look at this in the mirror...
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It's the same, but inverted! Amazing!
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Of course I'll take it! But not 'til the last day.
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Otherwise, they'd notice it's missing!
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Sure, I'm a thief, but I'm not stupid!
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I don't need to take a shower. I wiped myself down on the plane, to remove the hurl!
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That should be enough for the week.
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Hotel towels are made to be stolen, not destroyed!
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That's a single-use cup. Better save it until I need it!
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If I don't use it before our departure, I'll take it. After all, I paid for it!
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It's way too big to fit into the juicer, and very hard plastic... I can't bend it. Darn!
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Destroy the cup? I could... But I'd rather steal it.
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... Wow. I can't open the faucet any more than this. They're probably running out of water.
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This is even worse than I thought! Why, oh, why did I come to this awful country?!
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I can see a creepy old man surrounded by trash bags and a few goats... some of them dead.
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Yes, I could jump out of the window!
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But I'm afraid of heights. It's like 10 feet from the ground!
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I could throw that out the window, but the old man might give me a goat in exchange.
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What would I do with it?!
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I don't get it! Where's the handle to open this window?!
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Oooooooh! I get it now! This is no window. It's a painting!
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I always fall for these optical illusions.
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Yeah, that makes sense. I haven't seen beautiful buildings like this outside.
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Only sand and huts. Oh, and rocks, too. Don't forget the rocks.
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That wouldn't make it real!
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Is that a number "one" on it? Does that mean there's a number two? Where is it?
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The curiosity is killing me!
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Errrr... Yeah... They did fill it... with teeth.
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Granted, some teeth are the color of sugar! I wouldn't want to drink any with my tea, though.
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I don't need any sugar in my inventory. It's already pretty sweet!
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I don't have a use for that shovel. It's way too small.
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And there's no corpse to bury.
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Tiny shovel is tiny, and it's only there to use with the fire.
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Put this in the shovel: check.
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...Why did I feel the need to scream that?
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I know I wear ridiculous clothes, but I never, ever, wear mismatched socks!
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So I won't pick that up.
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Unless I can find the other one. That'd be a different story.
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I don't mess with other people socks! They stink.
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Cool, there should be things to visit around here! Let's see...
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"Come see the amazing Toothless Travis in his new show, "I have an abcess in my tongue"! Entry price : 500 Nogoyans"
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This sucks! Did I really travel all this way to see a toothless tramp?!
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There are hundreds of them in the Paris subway! And seeing them is free!
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"Big flea market on sunday! Five items on sale! Come early before they're gone!"
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Seriously? Oh, my... This week is gonna be the longest in my life...
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This might be useful!
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I guess a guest must have left it. It's better off in my hands!
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A fireplace in a hotel room? Very rustic! I like it!
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And with real wood!
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It's all good, but where's the air conditioning?
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They should reconsider their priorities!
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Technically, I could make a fire...
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I love to watch crackling, burning logs in the summer. So soothing!
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Sure! I'm so cold in here!
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Maybe I'm blind, but I could swear the fire is already burning...
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Burn, you stupid, hard-as-stone branch! BURN!!!
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...Looks like it's working!
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I'll scoop out some ashes with the shovel... There!
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What can I use to hold the ashes, though?
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Oh well! I'm getting tired of overthinking things. Here we go, straight into my pocket!
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Yeah! I threw the Gekom root in the fireplace!
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Now let's just wait for it to burn!
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It's not burning? Why doesn't it burn?!
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Oooohhh... maybe because there's no fire?
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Ouch! Still hot!... Maybe that wasn't such a good idea... My pants are burning me...
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Crap... I can't put out the fire.
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Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?...
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Why not... Except there's no fire.
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...Guess what. They're not burning! Even if they did, this wouldn't have made juice...
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Uh?! No, no, no! What am I doing?!
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Phew! I got it back. That was close. I need to think before throwing important items on the fire.
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Looks like I need to put something in there.
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No need to take them back.
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I've already put some fruit inside. That should be enough!
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I've already put the plant inside. That should be enough!
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Err... I'm not sure I should put THAT inside...
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The juice probably wouldn't be very good.
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I'll put my hand inside to see if...
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Aaarraraaaraarraghhhhhhhh!!!!! My haaaaaannd!
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Well, that didn't do much...
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Oops... I may have forgotten a minor detail.
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Looks like a slot for...
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Some kind of recipient? A cup, maybe? But I don't see one!
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Maybe I should ask Sandra?
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I need a cup with specific dimensions...
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Something 2 inches wide, or about 5 centimeters, I'd say...
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Where the heck am I going to find that?!
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For a second, I thought maybe I could use my hands...
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Then I realized I can barely get a finger in there.
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That machine wasn't designed to work without the provided cup...
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Another case of planned obsolescence.
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I'll put the glass inside...
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Uh? What the heck?! It doesn't fit!
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Oh no... Looks like it'd have to be just the right size to work... About 5 centimeters wide...
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I'll ditch this glass, it's useless.
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Nope, that doesn't fit! And if I force it, I might break it!
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Oh gosh, no... It's too big, it won't fit! I must have made a mistake!
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Let's ditch this pot. Guess it's back to making pottery...
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The pot seems too small, it just fell out. I must have made a mistake!
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Let's ditch this pot. Guess it's back to making pottery...
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I can see the pot, but not the point of checking... It's still empty!
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I'll be careful with it... I really don't want to start over.
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I put the pot back yesterday. Ready for use!
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I have the drug. I'll put the pot back later!
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Here's a nice batch of coma-inducing extract!
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Now, how will we administer it to the patient?
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There, I put the juicer on the dresser. Let's try it!
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Oh no... This stupid, stinking country...
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I had such a nice dream of being back in Paris, that I thought it was real...
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And it's so hot in here that I didn't sleep well.
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Well! Better make the best of it. After all, I'll get to do some sightseeing with Sandra today!
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Hopefully I can get rid of Caroline somehow, so it'll be just the two of us...
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...Oh, and I promised to go see the archaeologist, too. Bummer.
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Bjorn! You're back already?
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What the... Why are you in my room?
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The hotel manager noticed you were gone and almost threw us out!
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We still haven't paid, remember? Thankfully I've been able to convince him to keep one room...
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I see... (Good! I hope she stays in here with me.)
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So, did you find it?
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The last tablet? Of course! Here!
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Oh my! What's happening?!
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Awesome! It's the end of the world!
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The statue! It just appeared!
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That's all? That sucks...
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It's one of the bird statues... Where did it come from?
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It looks like the one from the museum. Mine wasn't like this.
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I know! This happened because we've gathered all the tablets together!
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Somehow it must have teleported here... so we can do something with it?
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You know, I wasn't buying in to this story about a magical device and everything... Until now!
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I have an idea! Let's try putting all the tablets on it!
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Mom, can I have a snack? I'm hungry!
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Caroline, don't be ridiculous! This is hardly the time!
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Pffft... It's never the right time with you.
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...That's the last one.
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Look! It's hatched an egg!
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...Uh? All that effort for a measly egg?!
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Wait! Don't touch it! Let me think...
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Mom, can I play with the egg?
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Will you stop?! Can't you see we're doing grown up stuff over here?!
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Pfft! I don't care, I'll play anyway!
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Caroline!!! What did you do?!
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Oops, looks like I broke it. What garbage.
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I'm gonna... strangle... that... little brat...
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Bjorn, wait! Don't strangle her yet.
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Look, there's a paper inside!
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Great, more indecipherable scribbles...
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Oh! I get it! This is it!
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Yeah! It is! But... what, exactly?...
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A map! It's a map to the temple!
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Hmmm... I'm not sure, but I think it's in the middle of the desert...
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Wait a second... You don't mean...
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Let's find the temple!
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You're crazy! It's too dangerous!
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Mom, your boyfriend is a coward. Dump him!
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Shut up, you little egg breaker...
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Listen! We're so close! And if we don't find it ourselves...
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...the criminals will, and they'll take over the world, and it'll be doom! Hell on Earth!
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Well, true, but I just thought we'd be rich and retire with the money.
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You know, I'm getting sick of working overtime for my nursing job.
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(Yeah, right... She's at work all the time... home in her apartment.)
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But you said we were the good guys! The only ones who could keep the tablets from falling into the wrong hands!
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Is that incompatible with getting rich?
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What about the archaeologist? Don't you think he'll notice his statue disappeared?
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Who cares? I don't really trust him.
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(I'm starting to really like this girl! The more I'm with her, the more she thinks like me!)
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Let's get out of here. Who knows if there are hidden mics in this room!
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(Great, everyone around me is paranoid.)
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What are you thinking?
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(Whispers) Pssst... The desert, of course! No one will be able to hear us there!
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(And no one will hear us screaming, either...)
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...OK, I give up. Despite everything that's happened, I've got to admit I'm still interested in the prospect of getting rich.
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Quit it with the fancy sentences you don't understand and let's get to the truck!
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Oh no, you won't. You're too young and Bjorn failed his dr... I mean, I'm the only one with a driving licence!
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Not true! I didn't fail!
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I just... didn't try...
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This cookie is a bit crushed, but it must be still edible!
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There's often good stuff under the carpet!
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A cookie is stuck on the sock? It stinks, but I don't care.
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