So one game is free to play?
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I hope it doesn't include micropayments.
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Plate Shoot and Pet Shoot...
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Wow! It must have taken ages to think of those names!
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Here's that creepy bunny again! And it's multiplied!
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I won't take them. I don't want to make it easier for Big Brother to follow me everywhere!
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No! They might eat it!
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Dooooon't touch it, mister!
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Talk to me fiiiiiirst!
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Sorry! I thought...
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Talk to me, taaaaaaaaaalk to meeeeeeeee!
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Stooooooop! You're gonna ruiiiiiiiiiin it!
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Sorry. My hand slipped.
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That's enooooooough!
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I don't know! I'm having fun!
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What's in your bag?
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None of your buuuuuuuuusiness!
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Ah, come on! Tell me what's inside that bag!
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Prizes and surpriseeeeeeees!
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How can I get some of the prizes?
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Exchange your coiiiiiiiins!
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Don't touch my baaaaaaaaag!
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Weeeelcoooome, Mister!
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Tryyyyyy our luck wheel, and wiiiiin some coins!
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Or eeeeeexchange some of your coins for wooooonderful prizeeeees?
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Heeeeeeeyyyy! Weeeeelcome baaaaaaack!
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Caaaaaan you stooooooop talking like that, please?
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Nooooooo, I caaaaanoooooooot!
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Haaaaaaaave a niiiiiiice daaaaay!
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Sooooo you'd like to spiiiiiiiiiin the wheeeeeel?
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Here, you goooooooo!
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I'd like to spin it again.
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What could you offer in exchange for absolutely no coins?
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Absoooooooultely nooooooooothing!
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So, I can exchange my coins...
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...to get increeeeeeedible priiiiiizes!
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Heeeeeeere's the list!
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Whaaaaat do you waaaaaant?
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Whaaaaat item do you waaaaaant?
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Heeeeeere you goooooo!
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Be suuuuuuure to bruuuuuush your teeeeeeth!
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Can I have a postcard?
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Suuuuuuure thiiiiiing!
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Dooooon't fooooooorget the staaaaaaamp!
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I'm soooooorry! You don't even have twoooooo coins!
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Yeah, I know... I'm so poor.
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Fiiiiiive coins, pleeeaaaase!
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Is this coin special or something?
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Noooooo, it's juuuuuuust a regular coooooooin!
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So you've ripped me off?
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I don't belieeeeeve this! You don't have enough cooooooins for one coooooin!
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This exceeds my understanding.
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In thaaaaaaaaaat case, pleeeeease come clooooooser!
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I see... you'll whisper it into my ear, huh?
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Yeeeeees! It's a seeeeecret to everyyyyyybody!
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Whaaaaat do you thiiiiiink?
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This... This will totally change my perception of humanity!
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Whiiiiich is why it muuuuuust remain a seeeeecret!
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You neeeeeed more cooooooins to buy a seeeeeecret!
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Don't taaaaaaaalk for me, pleeaaaaaaase!
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Noooooo! You alreadyyyyyyy have that!
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What? I can't get two of these?
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I'm all ooouuuuuuuuut of stoooooock!
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Hey! What just happened?!
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You won ooooooone coin!
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That's not fair! I should have won tons of coins!
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Nooooooooo, you didn't!
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No! Again?! Why did the wheel move at the last second?!
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Must be the wiiiiiiiind!
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Yeah, right... You cheating son of a...
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Hey, you don't payyyyyyyy! Don't complaaaaaaiiiin!
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Bad luuuuuck! Try again!
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Toooooo baaaaaaad! You suuuuuuuuck at turning wheels!
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Here you go! One coin for you!
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Oooooh! How luuuuuuucky!
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That's not luck! It's... Good spinning!
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Five big coins for youuuuuuuuu!
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Looks like you owe me a coiiiiiiiin!
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What?! Are you serious?!
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Yes! That's what the wheel sayyyyyyyys!
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And don't try running awayyyyyy!
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A shaaaaame! Give me a coin!
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Pffft... Here, take this...
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But I don't have any coin!
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...It's on the hoooooouse, then!
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What does that mouth mean?
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I think you knoooooow!
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Hey? What the!... Stay away from me!
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Gotta give you a kiiiiiissss!
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What in the world...
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Uh? What does this m...
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Ughhh... My... heart...
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Attack... Help! P... please!
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Too bad! Better luck next tiiiiiiime!
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Oh, silly me! There won't be ooooooooone!
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I'd like to show you this...
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I don't caaaaaaare! Spin my wheel!
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We only take funfair coins, you idiooooooooot!
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Err... Can you explain it to me, please?
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Pfff... People, these days...
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You have "Pet shoot" on the left, and "Plate shoot" on the right.
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Go ahead. Just don't bother me.
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Err, miss? Can I play?
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Uh... Ah... (Yawn) Yeah...
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Thank you! That was fun!
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I'd like to try "Plate Shoot"!
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Ah... Oh, yes, go ahead.
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But, how do I play? What are the rules?
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Take a plate, shoot on the targets, repeat until you're out.
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OK... That seems simple enough...
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I'd like to play some "Plate Shoot" again!
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In that case, take the plates and shut your mouth!
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Can I play "Pet Shoot"?
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So, how does one play the "Pet Shoot"?
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Oh? There's an entry fee, then?
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Yes. One coin. Give it here.
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Here you go. But you didn't answer my question.
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Use the rifle next to you.
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Are they real guns?
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No... They shoot poison.
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The guns fart, and it asphyxiates the animals. The more animals choked, the better the score.
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Erm... Now I've seen everything...
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Reassure me, these aren't real animals?!
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No. We tried real animals before, but we had issues with animal rights groups and other idiots.
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Now shut your mouth and play!
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Here's a coin. I wanna play "Pet Shoot" again! It's so much fun!
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The gun's right next to you.
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You should have told me.
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About your disability.
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Hey! I'm not... I'm just... very bad.
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You're sure? Then you're the worst non-disabled player I've ever seen.
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Hey, look! Look! I hit one of them! Nice, huh?
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You poor thing. I've seen 3-years old do better than that.
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Of course! I'm not a child anymore!
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Because you played like a monkey.
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Hey! That's not very nice!
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Hey, I'm pretty good!
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Pft. Now, let me sleep please.
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Oh, yes! I'm awesome at this game!
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Of course. No one's here to see it.
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Oh, man! I got a WOW!
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WOW? I shouldn't have played that for so long yesterday... (Snores)
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What the heck are you talking about?
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Unbelievable. I'd never have thought someone like you could get a perfect score.
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What's that supposed to mean, "someone like you"?
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...Anyway, my boss forces me to say this to anyone who gets a perfect score: "Congrats".
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And are you stupid or what?! I should make you pay!
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You wasted {number} plates, throwing them everywhere except at the targets!
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I... didn't even notice...
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Pfft. What do I care, anyway. I'm just an employee.
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...By the way, I hate people doing that.
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You cheated. Hitting targets after the game was over.
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So? Did I win anything?
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Excuse me? Did I win a prize?
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...Uh? Ah, yeah. Here you go.
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Awesome! Thank you so much!
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So, what did I win?
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Hey! Give me my prize!
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Wow! A trophy? Thank you so much!
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Hey, look at that! Isn't that great?
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A cookie must have fallen from the wheel.
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Did someone eat on that plate?
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Wait!... This isn't a tongue! That's a cookie!
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