Cool, a pizza! Let's have a slice...
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But... Hey! There's no pizza in it! Only a bunch of papers. This is outrageous!
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At least the documents smell good!
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Would that make a pizza appear? No!
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Looks like Bunny finally got rid of that hunter.
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I have to give him credit, that case is probably more important than mine.
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Is that related to this case? I don't think so.
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I don't mind eating food from the floor, but this isn't a beat'em up video game.
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What kind of slob leaves garbage like that on the floor?...
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Adding expired food to junk food? That doesn't sound very good...
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Who'd have thought the inspector would have fans? Well, he's got at least one!
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I guess having a fan is proof of higher rank. Front desk assistants deserve to boil in the heat.
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Don't play with my fan! You'll break it.
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Oh. That was just a little experiment...
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But... I'll improve it! Make it faster!
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Stop or I'll arrest you.
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What's that inside the glass? Absinthe?
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Who said policemen can't enjoy a drink, sometimes!?
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I can't hold my liquor!...
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OK, I don't sound very credible saying that.
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What if I break his glass? I would have to pay for it!
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Hmmm... A sleeping bag... Junk food...
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Yup, he probably camps out in his office.
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And I thought policemen being overworked was an urban legend!
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If I put that in his sleeping bag, he'd have some bad nights... It's tempting!
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What are you doing?!
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I'm trying to see if there's anything worth stealing from your jacket...
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What?!... Hands over your head! Now!
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Hey, wait! That was a joke!
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Dammit! Stop wasting my time!
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No, I'm sick of game overs.
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That's no police uniform, unfortunately... But maybe it's worth checking the pockets.
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What the... Ewww, what did I touch?
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My fingers are all covered with a white, sticky goo...
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Must be melted candy... But... Ah!
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Here's a police badge! I wonder... should I take it?
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I can't find anything other than the police badge. Maybe I should grab it?
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That jacket is gross, it feels like searching someone's rear end... No way am I doing that again!
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He said not to move... So I'd better stay here and...
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I'll hide it under my pullover...
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I hope he won't notice. (Gulp)
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I don't know... Would that be too risky?
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But I need it... What a dilemma...
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Should I take it? Hmmm...
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This is a kit to take fingerprints, isn't it?
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Yes. You can also take toe prints.
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Cool! Can I borrow it?
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It's not a toy! It belongs to the police department.
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You're sure I can't borrow it?
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Not even if you make me sign a discharge or something like that?
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Not even with a waiver.
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Don't you have several, in the department?
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Would it be such a problem if I took it?
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It would be a problem for me. It's my own personal kit.
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(Crying) Please... I'm begging you...
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I... (Sob) I want it so much...
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The kit... my life depends on it! (Sob)
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Would you please stop this act!
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Please, oh please please please please!
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Come on! Get up! This is ridiculous!
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Alright, alright! If you want it so much...
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I'll lend it to you. For one day.
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
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I can't believe that actually worked!
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My mom bought me one like this for Christmas!
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When I was 10. Wish I'd kept it.
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Maybe I'll end up in jail for this, but...
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I love playing with fire!
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Off you go! Under my pullover!
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I'm... not sure how that would help me get it.
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Mister Thonen? Please have a seat.
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Sorry, kinda forgot to set my alarm clock...
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I read the file that officer Duplantier gave me this morning.
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I examined it thoroughly.
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The truth is, your case seems very ordinary.
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It's just a regular theft, like dozens every day.
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You didn't need to approach me.
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My expertise is major crimes, and I don't see anything like that here.
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(He must have stopped at the first page...)
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There is a major crime! An antiques dealer was murdered a week ago.
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It's in this newspaper article. See?
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And look at the picture... The statue is identical to mine!
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It's the only thing my thief touched!
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Aside from your wallet.
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How do you expect me to make a connection based on so little?
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You could have invented this whole story, based on the article alone!
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I don't have any proof of your accusation!
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(Moves forward) See?
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What are you doing?!
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Here! You see this big, swollen thing? And it's still growing!
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I just wanted to show you the bump on my head...
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To be honest... Not really.
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Look... In my entire career, I've never seen a thief interested in something that wasn't valuable.
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Which means the statue's tablet is valuable!
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That's what I was trying to say from the start!
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Even if you're right, I can't do anything for you.
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Can't you interrogate my aggressor?
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Maybe... If we knew who he was.
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I know who he is! His name's Hector.
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He accidentally left a lighter with his name on it on my doorstep.
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Go ahead! Make him spill the beans!
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We can't interrogate a random person just like that!
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Again, you'd need more proof.
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I'm sorry. This meeting is over.
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I'd like to ask... Do you have a recording device?
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Like a digital voice recorder?
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No, sorry. We had some, but they all broke at the same time.
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A faulty component, apparently. We returned them all.
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This is a private office, you know!
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You can't come and go as you please!
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Are you going to bother me much longer?
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I have work to do, you know...
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Is there anything new?
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(Not too close, I hope)
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Leaving my office would be a great start.
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I thought I'd get help by coming here.
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If you find some better proof of the importance of your case, I might reconsider it.
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Come see me again if you find anything of importance.
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I hope you're not disturbing me again for no reason.
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Erm... Of course not, I just wanted to say...
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Can you hold on a minute while I answer this, please?
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"I'm coming immediately."
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Please excuse me, this is important...
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I'll be back in a few minutes. Don't touch anything.
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I'm very sorry for making you wait, but...
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Oh, don't worry about that!
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What is that thing jutting out of your sweater?
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Show me! Remove your sweater!
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Hey!... This is a violation of my privacy!
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(Though it's quite enjoyable... If only he'd scratch a little to the left...)
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This is my fingerprint kit!
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You're trying to steal it?!
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Of course not! It just... accidentally fell under my sweater!...
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You're under arrest!
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Really sorry for the wait, but...
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Ah, don't worry about...
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"OK... I'll check it out."
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Well I have to go off again...
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Alright, so we were talking about...
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"Alright! I'll come."
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Got to go, I get it.
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I think this phone is ringing just for me!
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I'm very sorry for making you wait, but...
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Don't worry, that's fine!
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Alright. So, what were we talking about, before the call interrupted us?
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To be honest, I can't remember... so it probably wasn't important.
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Oh. In that case, I won't hold you up any longer.
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(Gulp! That was close!)
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Please take a look at this, it's proof...
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...that you're insane. You're wasting my time.
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I noticed you like camping in your office, so I've got the perfect thing for you!
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What? A can of food?
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So, will you take it?
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I don't have a microwave in here to warm it up.
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I didn't want to go this far, but...
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Why are you showing me these coins?
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Well, I thought maybe it would help... You know...
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I see! A tip, right?
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You don't need to do that, my services are free.
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(I guess a few coins aren't enough for a bribe...)
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I guess you'll need this.
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Your ID? No need, I think Agent Duplantier already took care of the paperwork.
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Nice picture, though!
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(Ah! Finally, someone who likes it! How unexpected!)
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We use flashlights like this. They work half the time.
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Yes, except when someone is shooting you and you can't see a thing.
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I'm sure you need scissors!
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Actually, yes. Thank you.
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Erm...no! That was a joke...
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That's a shame. At last you would have been good for something.
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Look at this! A great movie!
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This lighter belonged to the thief!
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Really? How did you get it?
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My neighbor, Sandra... She found it on my doorstep...
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That's all? Anyone could have lost it then!
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You can't accuse someone with so little.
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(Technically he's right... But, somehow, I know this really did belong to my thief!)
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Wh... What?! Isn't that a funeral urn?!
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Why are you showing me this?
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Are you threatening me? If that's a joke, it's not funny!
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It's a joke... Just a little joke!
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Why you are carrying this in the first place?
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(I should keep an eye on him... That man has serious mental problems)
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Look what I have! A professional fingerprint kit!
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I bet you don't have one like this, huh?
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Obviously, considering that's the one I lent you.
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True... I already forgot.
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How it this relevant to our case?
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Well... It's a fancy mouse?
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Stop wasting my time, please.
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Ah-ha! Someone's been eating cookies while sleeping in his office!
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This is weird, but there's a cookie in this cup of french fries.
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Yeah, I like eating cookies at my desk too.
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