Looks like it's hooked up to a lawn mower. Even criminals can take good care of their homes!
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Yeah, I could cut the wire, destroy it, eat it, smell it, lick it, put it in my...
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But even though I hate this guy, that just wouldn't be enough to avenge myself.
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For a second there I thought I might climb the wire to get some eggs...
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Then I noticed the wire is like an eight of an inch thick.
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Well, the wire is stronger than it looks... I can't cut it.
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Darn... The wire doesn't burn!
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I could attach the mouse to that wire, but... What's the point, if I can't take it?
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Ohhhhh, I get it! This is Snow White's house!
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Do I look like the kind of guy who'd steal a garden gnome?
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I mean, look at me! It's way too heavy to carry!
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Hey, garden gnome! Here's Snow White! Sing a song!
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I can't hear anything. Is he Dopey?
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That's no flea market.
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I'm not fond of garden gnomes, but this one is too cute to damage!
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Well, looks like the mailman can't read. It clearly says "No mail, please" on the mailbox!
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It's terrifying to see public workers messing up like this. That mailman should be fired.
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I already have enough unpaid bills...
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I want to destroy his life, not give him presents!
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I can feel some fresh air coming out of it...
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Correction. I can feel *foul air* coming out of it. Like a blend of mold and rotten eggs.
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Better avoid standing too close, I might catch some exotic disease...
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No way! I'd never get rid of the stench!
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I can't see anything... Must be a privacy window, you can look out but not in.
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It bounced back... Must be an extra solid window...
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It's firmly closed... I can't break it, and I can't see anything.
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There must be another way to get inside...
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Break his window? That'd be vandalism! I don't want to lower myself to his level.
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Err... what? That can't be...
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This looks like Hansel and Gretel's candy house!
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Nope... No mistake, this is the correct address. Hector's name is on the mailbox.
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I'm trying, but I can't move the hatch with my fingers.
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This guy has something to hide, that's for sure...
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To knock? I can use my hands...
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There's a nest with some eggs in it in the tree!
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Must be magpie eggs.
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No matter how hard I try, it's too high to reach.
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I knew I had to travel with a ladder in my pocket!
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Yup! Definitely a nest.
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I'm afraid that won't make a good rope...
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It fell back on my head. I have terrible aim.
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Oh, what a nice little earthworm!
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And it's quite fast for a worm!
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I'll find you a good home, kiddo!
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No, I can't leave yet!
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Maybe it's a mistake, I don't know... But I came here to talk to Hector! I want to see who I'm dealing with.
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Yeah? Whaddya want?
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I'm from the "CLEAN-DOWN" company, first-ranked in France for cleanliness!
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I'd like to show you some of our...
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No, I'm not interested.
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Wait, I haven't shown you our products yet!
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Go see the neighbors instead. They love cleaning.
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Look at this! It's the new patented gel, the "Crap Washer"! Unique in France, and made especially for your toilets!
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With this, you won't...
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...you won't have any problem removing the crap stuck in your john! You know what I'm talking about...
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Get the heck out of here!!!
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...everyone gets a big fat turd stuck to the bottom of the toilet eventually and it's impossible to...
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(Puts his foot in the door to prevent it from closing)
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...and you're lucky! Currently I'm offering a 50% discount on all the air fresheners...
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Remove your foot immediately! Or else...
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Or else what? You're gonna hurt me?!
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What a naughty dog! I'm so scared!
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(Takes out his gun)
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That's it, huh? That's the way you are! You dirty scumbag!
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Admit it! You're a thief! A disgusting rotten piece of crap!
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I swear it! I'll send you to jail!
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I'm a student from Monoeil university.
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I'm doing a survey to study the relationships single men have with other people.
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Sorry but I don't have time to answer your questions. I need to take care of my goldfish...
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Ah! There's an interesting answer.
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Here, let me write it down: 'Prioritizes goldfish over humans...'
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Come on, go away, you're wasting my time.
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Wait, not so fast! '...doesn't give a damn about my questions...'
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Now, beat it, you little pain in the ass!
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Me, a pain in the ass? What about you? You second-rate crook!
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You're the one who knocked me out, that night, huh?
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(Takes out his gun)
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H...How did you find me?!
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You'll go to jail for this! Or worse!
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My name's... err, Bertand... Thegrass, I'm a journalist for... 'Little Duck Magazine'.
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I'm studying the robbery from the day before yesterday.
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Don't you know? It's the front page of all the papers!
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A guy named Bjorn Thonen got robbed, before getting knocked out.
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N... Never heard of that.
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You might find it surprising, but I have reason to believe you could be the culprit!
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Yes, and that's why I'm here.
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Come on, admit it! You're the one who did it, didn't you!
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What the heck?! Get out of here!
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No way, you bastard! You came to visit me that night!
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If you admit it right now, I swear I'll never tell anyone! (more or less)
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(Takes out his gun)
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Then again... Can we talk about this...?
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I won't beat around the bush: I know everything about you and your acts.
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Who the heck are you?
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I am Bjorn Thonen. Has a familiar ring to it, doesn't it?
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How did you get my address?!
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(Amazing! It's working! Look at him, he's literally confessing!)
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I told everything to the police! They're only waiting to put you in jail!
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Now, if you tell the truth immediately, you might get a reduced sentence.
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Maybe the judge will be lenient, and will exchange the electric chair for a lifetime in prison!
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(Takes out his gun)
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TAKE THAT, SCUMBAG!!!
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Whoops! Sorry, wrong house!
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Good, that suits me.
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I couldn't help it... He's a scary guy!
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Maybe I should have been better prepared...
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In any case, I need to find a way to avenge myself. Such criminals don't deserve freedom!
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Maybe I should get some help...
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Whoops! Wrong house again!
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It's no use talking to him again, I need to be better prepared.
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Not yet... I'm still missing a few things!
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Beware, Hector! Your end is near!
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Alright, let's suit up...
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These trousers... Hard to put on...
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I'm good to go! Time for justice!
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Err... Hello, officer.
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Are you Mister Hector Salimont?
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Yeah, that's me. Is there a problem?
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I'm afraid so. Can you come out here please, so we can talk?
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(Great, he's taking the bait! Looks like this disguise was a good idea after all!)
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Thank you. A witness saw you breaking in an apartment before a burglary.
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On Friday night, I was at home, watching TV! I couldn't have done such a thing!
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How do you know this happened Friday night? I didn't mention the time.
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Well... I... heard about it on TV!
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The police haven't reported this case publicly.
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But... That's impossible! You don't have any proof, do you?
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Actually, we do. We have fingerprints and a picture of you committing the crime.
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(Oh, man... I'm in big trouble... I shouldn't have accepted that job...)
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(But, that's weird. Why is he alone? And why is there so much dust in his hair?)
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This is just a bluff.
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No, it isn't. Listen: if you're truly innocent, let me to take a look inside and you'll be cleared of charges.
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N... no way! I can't let you in! You don't have a search warrant!
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Move, and I'll shot you right this instant!
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Ah!!!... Are you crazy?!
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Still think you're the strong one, huh?!
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I want you to admit it!
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Say it! Say that you committed that burglary!
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It's true! I... broke into an apartment to steal things!
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Which apartment? What did you steal? Say it!
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I... think it was the antiques dealer's apartment! He had a stupid name, like Barn Thanen or something!
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Err, yeah! And I stole some money! That's all!
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I swear! I'm poor, that's why I needed the money!
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What about the tablet from the statue?! Huh?!
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I... don't know what you're talking about!
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(If I admit that, I'm a goner!)
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SAY IT, YOU SECOND-RATE THIEF! YOU STOLE IT!
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Dammit... Well, that should be enough. Take that!
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...He's unconscious. Well, that will teach him to knock out innocent people!
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Wow, that went a lot better than I anticipated! I recorded everything.
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Let's lock him here with these wonderful handcuffs...
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Perfect! Now, let's call the real police!
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This is Mister Thonen! Remember me?
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Oh, you're that guy who brought me that delicious but weird ice cream? What do you want?
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I'd like to talk to Inspector Cassé. It's urgent!
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He's busy currently. But I can forward a message, if you'd like?
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Yes! Tell him to send a police car! I've gathered all the proof he needed to put my burglar in jail, including the man himself!
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Really? If that's a joke, we'll have to charge you, you know?
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No joke! Just tell him to hurry!
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Fine, I'll tell him right away.
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I'll leave the fingerprint, the cassette and the memory card next to Hector...
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Now I can get rid of this awful outfit! My gosh, it itches everywhere!
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Much better! I suddenly feel lighter, and with a clear conscience!
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Say, maybe I can take the opportunity to look inside? Maybe I can get back what he stole from me.
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I should have more than enough time before the police arrive...
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Ewww... This cookie has a foul odor...
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Yes, flower pots are always a good place to find cookies.
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Oh! Looks like he got a sample cookie in the mail!
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