A photocopier... in a police department...
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Actually, I made a bet a while ago...
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I love the sound of these!
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Unfortunately I have nothing to copy...
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I may not get a second chance!
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That photocopier is strictly reserved for police staff!
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Hey, what are you doing? Don't sit on it! You'll break it!
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What... What's that horrible thing you copied?!
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You copied your butt?!
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I made a bet with someone! I had to!
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HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! NOW!
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Peeing on the plant wasn't enough for you?!
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Hey! You're not supposed to remember that!
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I'm sorry! I'll pay for the photocopies I've made!
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You crapped on it?!
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Um... That wasn't supposed to happen...
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I thought I'd just fart, but when I let it go, suddenly...
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You're going to jail!
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But first, you'll clean up that crap.
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Oh, please no! I can't! It's all liquid and it reeks!
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Forget the bet! I can't take the risk.
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I'm not interested in making photocopies anymore...
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That photocopier is strictly reserved for the police.
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What the... Are these bank notes?
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You're counterfeiting money? At the police station?!
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N...no! I'm just... making copies for my board game!
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OK, but please stop. This photocopier is only for the staff.
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If I do that again, I'll probably end up in jail!
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Hey! Who said "so what?!"
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Nice plant! I should put one like that in my toilets.
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"Peeing on the plant is forbidden"
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Mmm... That certainly gives me ideas...
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You're not allowed over there!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! NOW!
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But I haven't zipped my pants yet!
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Well, do it! Quick! Put it away!
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You totally flooded the plant!
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Err, sorry... Couldn't resist the urge... Couldn't find the toilets...
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Pooping on the printer wasn't enough for you?!
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Hey, you're not supposed to remember that!
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Not only that, but you tried to kill me with a dart earlier!
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That was an accident!
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I can't believe it! We put up that sign on purpose after what happened last time!
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Oh, someone else did this too? Cool!
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Come on, move, you pissing pig!
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Yeah. I'm crazy, but not insane!
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Weird... Something tells me I should listen to that sign.
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That'd be even worse than ignoring the sign!
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I can't... The smell of urine prevents me from approaching.
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Looks like we're having fun at the police station!
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Maybe I chose the wrong career, after all!
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Mister? Where are you going?
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Just playing some darts. Is that OK?
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Ah! Usually no, but I'm curious how someone so simple-minded would do.
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Hey! What do you mean "simple-minded?"
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Never mind. Let's see if you're better than Eugene!
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A little concentration... Aim... And...
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Whoops. In the wall.
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That was your first try! Better luck next time!
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Nah. They'll watch me, and I can't play well with someone watching!
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Let's try that again!
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This time I won't miss!
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What won't you miss? The wall?
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Not perfect, but on the board this time!
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You sure? Look again!
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Whoops... Right in the shopping list.
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Looks like I hit "Potatoes."
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OK, I can feel it this time!
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You're not giving up, huh?
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Nope! Watch carefully!
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Well, at least you can't do any worse.
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Err... Where's the dart?
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You moron! You almost killed me!
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It flew an inch from my face!
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I take that back! You're even WORSE than Eugene!
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Oh, well. I'll try again!
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No! Stop that, or I'll call the police!
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Err, I mean... We'll lock you up!
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Man, you're no fun.
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Oh, come on! I'll do better, I promise!
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Read my lips. NO. WAY! READ MY LIPS.
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Yeah, why not display my money! After all, someone displayed their shopping list.
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Putting a string? On the board, or on the dart?
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Neither would really help, anyway...
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Would that help me to play darts better? I doubt it.
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What's that? A list?
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"Carrots. Potatoes. Milk. Ham. Cow tongue. Low-fat soup."
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Did they mistake the dartboard for a bulletin board?
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That's a shopping list.
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On a dartboard. Yeah.
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No. Way. I'm not going shopping today!
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Especially not for someone I don't even know!
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What if they need it? They might buy the wrong things!
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That'd be a disaster! End of the world!
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Maybe if I wasn't being watched by policemen...
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Isn't worth the risk.
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Some child's drawings.
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No, wait... Is that... a signature?
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And there's a message. "To my lovely Sarah. Eugene."
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They're signed, "Eugene". No doubt, these are the policeman's drawings.
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Pay good money for those?! I'd rather die, here and right now!
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Phew! Still there! I frightened myself.
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No ID card needed to look at those ugly things!
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Where's the justice?!
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When lit up, they're...
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Me?! Destroy works of art?!
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Even the worst crap on earth (which is right here) doesn't deserve that!
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I won't pick that up. I don't need an ugly thing at home. Or in my pockets.
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Somehow, I doubt he's a hobo. Even if he acts like one.
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Better stay away! Just imagine the horrors that might be in there!
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Wrong policeman. Wrong spot, too.
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Better not... I'm scared of the mentally handicapped.
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Sometimes I even scare myself!
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Wow! Look at that! A CRT monitor!
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With a flat tube! And here I thought the police had no budget.
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I shouldn't bother him. He's busy.
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I doubt waving some cash in his face would be enough to distract him.
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Nope. Lit up the screen, but he didn't even flinch!
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I'm starting to think he might be a robot.
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I covered the entire screen with the newspaper. Still didn't stop him from playing!
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Unfortunately, CRT monitors are way too resistant!
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He probably wouldn't even notice if I switched off the screen.
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I pressed a key, but it had no effect. I think the keyboard isn't even connected.
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Yup. That keyboard is only decorative.
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I put it on the keyboard, but it didn't change anything. He uses the mouse!
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Looks like a school pencil case.
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Oh, and there are little hearts on it!
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I'm starting to think the police should check the diplomas of their recruits.
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Or their mental age.
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Nah! I have bad memories of classmates putting crap in my pencil case.
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Hello? Hey! I'm talking to you!
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Mister, don't insist. Eugene has some hearing problems.
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What? You mean he can't hear anything I say?
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If you've got any questions, ask me!
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Hello? Anybody home?
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Blurgh bla nana pata pata lala tada babi bada?
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I doubt gibberish will help either.
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But I guess that was worth a try.
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Let's try something else...
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...What? I'm dancing right in front of him, and still no reaction?
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Well, Eugene has some eyesight problems, too.
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But he's playing a video game?
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That's not a game, but a special holistic program recommended by his psychologist.
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I'm... at a loss for words.
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I give up. That guy is either 100% disabled...
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...or 100% slacker.
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Better not... I'm scared of the mentally handicapped.
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Sometimes, I even scare myself!
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So he can cut out some pictures?
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But if I give them to him, I won't be able to cut out any pictures myself!...
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Looks more comfortable than mine.
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One day I'll be able to afford a good chair like this. I swear!
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Right! But if I buy it, where would he sit? On the floor?
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I envy him, such a great chair! I won't do anything bad to it.
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Something tells me that this doormat serves a specific purpose.
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I don't drive, so that red light has no effect on me.
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For a split second, I thought the sign said, "Stop doing stupid things!"
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Poor guy. His monitor is even smaller than his colleague's.
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I've heard the monitor size is proportional to rank.
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So he's probably all the way at the bottom.
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No... I have compassion for him and his tiny screen.
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Even if he is annoying.
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"Lodge your complaint here."
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OK, that works in my case. But what if I had another request?
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Like, what if I'm going to give birth or something? I'd be completely lost!
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Administration gives me the willies...
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Administrative people are a different kind of zombies. They're only interested in papers, or cards.
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They're not interested in people!
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Yes, I'd love to be rid of this whole reception area!
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Err, mister? Please put away your lighter.
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Oops, sorry! That was only paraphraxis!
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Maybe I could light your cigarette?
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Sorry... Stupid question.
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That's an idea, but better talk to him!
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Of course, but I need to show him, not the furniture!
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That's definitely something to do. But let's talk first!
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Throwing ice cream on the counter MIGHT not be such a great idea...
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Erm, may I use this?
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What?! No! Are you crazy?
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What if I answer "yes?"
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You know, I swear I've seen that character somewhere else.
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Can't pinpoint where or when though. Maybe I'll remember soon!
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure crocodile detectives are much more efficient than the police.
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That's the only thing that doesn't feel out of place in this office. Better not mess with it!
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Wow! Now, that's a useful message!
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They've already wasted enough money!
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Alright... the window is here.
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That could prove useful, in an emergency!
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It's stuck. I can't open it more.
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I'm guessing they want to avoid people escaping through the window. Rats!
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Oh no! I threw it out of the window!
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...Nah, I'm joking.
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It's fake. I pulled a leaf, and it's all hard to the touch!
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At least no one's going to pee on this one.
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It's way too perfect. I can't stand that.
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But that's not the best way to fix it!
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Look at that! Trash on the plant!
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They should at least clean up occasionally!
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Maybe it's a trash-making plant?
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It's so hard to resist piling on more garbage.
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The only thing preventing me from doing it is the threat of jail. Stupid, huh?
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Well, I'm lucky they haven't noticed it...
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Oh, well... They surely have a cleaning lady.
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She'll take care of it!
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Nah, I've already done my bad deed for the day.
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This is becoming a standard joke!
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Someone cleaned it up yesterday.
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They can do it again!
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I'm amazed at the quantity of rubbish people make in a day...
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Nah, I've already done enough bad deeds this century. One more and I'll go to hell!
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I can't stand people wasting perfectly good food!
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Ugh! What are you doing!?
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Can't you see? (slurp)
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I'm (licks) eating that delicious vanilla ice cream you just (yummy) wasted!
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Of course not! (slurp) Pigs don't eat ice cream!
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Well enjoy it then...
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Thank you! That was delicious! How could you not like it?
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I have... erm... better taste.
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Yes. I'd like to file a complaint for burglary and aggression.
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Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, don't get carried away.
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First of all, do you have your ID with you?
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What, you don't even ask my name first?
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There are two options.
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1) If you have an ID card, your name is written on it.
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2) If you don't, any answer you'd give wouldn't be acceptable anyway.
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Do you have your ID card this time?
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I have something for you!
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Still hanging around?
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In weather like this, you shouldn't get yourself so worked up!
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Oh. Still here, I see.
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So! I'd like to file a...
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Wait! You still haven't shown me an ID!
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Is it really THAT necessary?
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You can't do anything without it, huh?
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I don't believe it!
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I'm here, standing in front of you! I'm more than just a number!
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Sorry, but your administrative nonsense is getting on my nerves!
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Well, I can file a complaint about it if you want.
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But before I do that, I need you to show me your ID.
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Alright. Clear enough.
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Listen, I'd like to speak with someone competent.
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Are you suggesting I'm incompetent?
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No, I don't mean that...
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(It's pretty clear you are incompetent)
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Just...Could I speak to an inspector please?
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I'm sorry. There's only Inspector Cassé, and he's terribly busy these days.
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Come back another day!
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But... I need to see him now!
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That's impossible. Very sorry, sir.
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So, can you book me an appointment with Mr Cassé?
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I said already. He's very busy.
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I know, but you still haven't told me when he'll be available.
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He has a 5 minute opening next week at 6 AM.
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You're kidding, right?
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I'm a police officer, sir. I wouldn't dare.
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You can't give me a real appointment?
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(I need to find a way... somehow)
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So, how about that appointment?
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How about that ice cream?
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Inspector Cassé will be expecting you tomorrow morning.
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There's something else I need to tell you!
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You have hemorrhoids?
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You sure? Because you keep scratching yourself. All over the place.
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That's not why! The door to my antique shop was forced open!
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It can't be a coincidence! The thieves were looking for something.
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I doubt that. There are dozens of stores robbed every day you know.
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But both happened during the same night!
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You're probably just an unlucky person.
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What did they steal?
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Then they're not thieves.
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Can you at least add that to the report?
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Alright, if you insist...
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There. It's added. Happy?
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Forget it. I can't remember what I was going to say.
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You'd better see a specialist, mister. You have serious mental problems.
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I'd like to report something important!
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You see, I've got a rare statue at home.
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It's supposed to have some kind of a tablet on it.
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And it's gone! It was there yesterday, now I can't find it anywhere!
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So this must be what the thieves were after! They've stolen it!
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Or maybe you just moved the tablet someplace else.
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Or it went in the trash when you used your vacuum cleaner.
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You don't take me seriously, do you?
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Listen, I'll add this to the complaint file if that's what you want.
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Yes! But, don't you understand? This is no ordinary burglary!
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Yeah, yeah, if you say so...
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What can I do to convince you?
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I don't know... Maybe...
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Give me some proof that this case of yours isn't an ordinary theft. Then we'll see.
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That tablet must be important if they were after it!
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You don't really care about what I'm saying, do you?
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Well then I'll leave.
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Goodbye! Don't forget your ID next time!
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See? That wasn't so hard!
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Speak for yourself.
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Mister Bjorn Thonen.
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Say, your name doesn't sound very French?
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Listen, I was born in Paris, I'm French, end of the line.
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Whoa, don't lose your temper! That was just a little joke!
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But you're right, these days I don't feel so well.
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And I'm so thirsty in here. I wish we had an ice cream machine...
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Anyway, let's not get off-track.
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So, you'd like to file a complaint. One second, I'll grab a form...
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Go on, tell me what happened.
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So, yesterday I was at my apartment, when suddenly blah, blah, blah...
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There, you know everything.
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So now, I'll just wait for the ink to dry, then put your complaint into the appropriate file cabinet.
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Wait, I don't get it. I explained I've been robbed and knocked unconscious, and that's all you do?
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My good man, we receive dozens of complaints about attacks like these every day.
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Anyone with any sense would understand that we only follow up on the most important cases.
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Hopefully we'll find your aggressor.
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With a whole barrel of luck, you mean...
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Sorry, I can't do more for you.
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I'm afraid you might have Alzheimers, sir.
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Whoops. Just forgot I showed you that already.
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I'm sorry. I have orders. I can't help you until I know who you are.
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Man, you're so annoying.
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Yes? What am I supposed to read exactly?
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An antique seller was killed a week ago!
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I... kinda lost track of the reason why I'm showing you this.
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Don't you see the correlation to my story?
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It says an antique seller was killed last week.
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That man had a statue identical to the one that belongs to me!
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And look at the picture! No tablet either!
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Alright, but that doesn't prove anything.
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You could have made up the whole thing based on that newspaper.
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I'll include the article in your report, but that's pretty much it.
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So, despite all this, I still can't get an appointment with Inspector Cassé?
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Sorry, but I really can't be of any help for now.
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And I'm literally dying of thirst.
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Mmm... Let's say I bring you a drink... Would that help get me an appointment?
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Just... maybe if you brought me an ice cream.
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OK! I'll get you that!
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Quick, please! I'm suffocating in this uniform.
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So, you want an ice cream, eh?
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What are you waiting for?
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Seeing you idle like this makes me all sweaty!
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(Says the guy with his butt in a chair all day...)
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Oh, is that an ice cream in your hand?
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I... have nothing in my hand...
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Then, why are you just standing there!?
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Bring me an ice cream!
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How could you even pick vanilla in the first place?
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Vanilla is disgusting!
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Hey! Most people love vanilla!
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Most people are stupid!
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Thank you again for that ice cream!
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Erm... No problem! The pleasure is mine!...
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Thank you again for that ice cream! (burp)
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But it's weird? I keep burping since I ate it?
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Oh, err... yeah, really weird...
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...And I have serious gas.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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(Wow! He snatched it from my hand!)
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(Licks, licks, licks)
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Yuuuurghhh! What's this!?
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Well... A vanilla ice cream?
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Vanilla? You said VANILLA?!
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I hate vanilla! It's awful!
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Hey! You didn't have to throw it away!
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And how was I supposed to know?
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You should have asked!
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Well, I still brought you an ice cream.
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So, how about getting me an appointment?...
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You almost poisoned me, and now you want me to help you?!
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Ok, I'll bring you another! What do you like?
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Good. Coconut. And?
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You only like coconut ice cream?
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(I had to get the most annoying police officer ever... I'm always so lucky.)
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Alright, alright... I'll bring you a coconut ice cream.
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Are you trying to trick me?
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That's not coconut ice cream! That's an ice cube in a cone!
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Take it back, before I lose my temper!
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Man, you're so picky.
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Guess what I have in my hands?
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Almost. A coconut ice cream!
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Awesome! Can I have it?
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Give it to me quick, I'd do anything to taste it!
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First, I'd like to talk to Inspector Cassé.
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He's not here currently. But I can give you an appointment for tomorrow, if you really want?
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Do you seriously think I searched high and low for that bloody coconut ice cream just for fun?!
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Alright, alright. So, your appointment with the inspector will be 10 AM tomorrow morning right here on the first floor.
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Does that suit you?
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Very well. Here, take this. You earned it!
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Now, I must run an errand... Bye!...
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(Licks) Mmmm, delicious!
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(Hmm, it has a weird aftertaste?)
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(I should quit smoking. I'm losing my sense of taste...)
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Hello, mister... Thanen, was it?
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Whatever. Inspector Cassé is waiting in his office.
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It's on the first floor, the door to the right. Just up the stairs.
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Oh, and, Mister Thunen?
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What was in that ice cream you gave me?
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I couldn't stop vomiting last night, as if I had a stomach flu or something...
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...Gotta go, I'm late! Bye!
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(Mmmm... Suspicious...)
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(Oh, well. The ice cream was worth it anyway!)
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Say... I need a fingerprint kit. Do you have one?
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No, sorry. Only inspectors do. You should ask inspector Cassé!
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He's not willing to lend me it.
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Just insist! The inspector always gives up eventually.
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That's how I got my job here, you know?
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He said I wasn't qualified! I had to ask him at least ten times until he accepted.
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Please don't bother me anymore.
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Inspector Cassé is studying your case now. You should be happy!
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Erm... Yeah, I guess.
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(Except he's no more helpful...)
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You're not allowed to go there.
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There are beautiful flowers on the first floor?
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Well that's true, but...
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You can't go over there!
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You shall not pass!
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Next time, I'll call the police!
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We're going to arrest you!
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I'm sure you won't!
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I have better things to do than watch over you.
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Like what, staring at the wall?
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Including but not exclusively staring at the wall.
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Next time, you go to jail!
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Yeah, right... As if you could.
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See? You can't do anyt...
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What the?... Get off me!
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Ouch! That hurts! I'm gonna complain to the police!
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What do you think about that?
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I'm too hot to think at the moment.
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So, does this help?
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Is that... a bribe?!
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Oh, that's big word! Let's just say it's my way of showing my appreciation...
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No way! I'm an honest policeman, mister!
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OK, OK! I'm kidding!
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Been there, done that...
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We use flashlights like this when investigating.
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(It cost me two euros... What cheapskates.)
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I think this string will help!
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I don't know. I thought you'd tell me.
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People always expect the police to know everything!
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I bet you don't have scissors like this at the police station!
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Actually, you're right! We don't!
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Maybe you could give it to Eugene. He wants to do some cutouts.
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Eugene? Your colleague?
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Yes. He's made some beautiful drawings and wants to cut them out.
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Sorry, that was just a joke. I'm not giving them away!
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That's not funny! Poor Eugene.
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Would you be able to tell me what this key opens?
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Not me. I only take complaints all day.
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But judging from the size and shape, it's probably a wardrobe or cupboard key...
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Very helpful! Thank you!
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Or a car key... Or a jail key... Maybe a pirate treasure chest key?
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You should have stopped at the first answer.
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Here, take this book!
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Cooking? I don't get it?
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Whoops! Wrong person!
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I'm trying to stop! Get that thing out of my face! It's dangerous!
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What, a lighter? Dangerous?
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Of course not! You just press here, and...
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See? You burned yourself!
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That's your fault! You distracted me!
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In a few hours. Why?
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Well, I found this can of food in my wardrobe.
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It expired a few years ago, but it's probably still edible...
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(I need to work on my salesmanship.)
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Hey, do you like animated films?
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No. I hate them. They're too violent. The characters keep dying in those films!
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In cartoons? Of course not!
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Well, there was a study. Children's animated films depict death 3 times more often than regular films.
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Next time you watch a cartoon, pay attention!
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Look at these! So cool!
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Batteries? What's cool about that?
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Someone angry with the bureaucracy must have put that cookie here.
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Looks like someone was aiming at a cookie!
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The policeman must have eaten some cookies recently!
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