A personal computer from the 80's. It came with a few startup manuals.
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I also have some games in mint condition... "Tennis", "Soccer", "Volleyball"... all the classics!
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This computer is way too old to be compatible with a mouse!
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The DVD doesn't fit in the floppy drive...
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Weird, I can't see any wires to cut...
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It's weird, but all the fish I put inside disappear after a while.
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The grit at the bottom must be quicksand.
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I wonder if maybe the fish just jump out...?
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Nah. Quicksand, definitely.
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That would hardly replace the fish.
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Some kind of box. Looks Egyptian... Or maybe Aztec...?
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Who cares. There's nothing in it anyway!
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Nothing useful in the fancy box...
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I'd prefer to keep it with me.
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Cassettes! What memories! The joy of having the tapes of our favorite tunes ripped apart by our player!
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Or the joy of our favorite songs replaced by someone singing in the shower!
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That's not a cassette!
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That's my aunt when she was pregnant.
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That's odd, though... She never had a baby.
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A portrait of my aunt before she had liposuction. Yeah, that must be it.
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I don't want her picture.
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Looks like a vase, but it's not. There's no hole in it.
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My pockets aren't big enough to carry useless stuff like that.
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This pawn was part of a giant chess board that I've lost.
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I would play, but two problems - I can't play chess, and I'd need a giant opponent.
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I painted them myself. Why can't I sell even a single one?
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No one understands my art.
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I'm sure their value will skyrocket after I'm dead. Can't wait!
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No! They'll be valuable someday!
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Looks like all the magazines with pretty pictures are gone already. Drat!
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Just boring newspapers with boring articles... Wow! Even the ads are boring!
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I'm too old to make collages.
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Nah, I'll only do that when I need to burn down the whole store.
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That clock always shows the time upside down, so you have to turn your head to read it properly.
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I bet this was invented by doctors to give people headaches.
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Maybe it's the opposite? A tool to loosen stiff necks?
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Or maybe I just have it upside down...?
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A flag for "Tooth Land," a country filled with dentists.
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Yeah, I admit. "Tooth Land" doesn't exist. That's just a picture of panties for grandmas.
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What? I can't cut the cord! Looks like metal...
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Whoops! Looks like I forgot to remove the "Made in China" sticker!
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An authentic Egyptian head at a bargain price! Only 2,500 euros!
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I shouldn't damage it! As long as it seems to be in mint condition, I can sell it for a good price.
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The perfect tool for a princess...!
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Err, I mean, for a wife!
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I saw it carrying buckets of water once, I swear!
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No, that's my only broom. I use it all the time, at least once a year!
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Valuable collars, watches... to the customers.
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I buy them at 5 cents each.
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I don't really need them, and I'm too lazy to get the key to open it.
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No way! This junk is way too valuable.
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Awww, no... Looks like I can't put my fingers in!
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If I cut the wire, the lamp wouldn't work anymore! I won't!
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That wouldn't fit in the power socket...
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This is my most precious statue! But... There's a problem!
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Looks like that cat doesn't want to be bothered!
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Great... How am I gonna get my statue?!
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Good kitty...Good kitty...
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It's no use. I can't get my precious statue...
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With the cat gone, it's so much easier!
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Come back, little Pissy! You can return to your special place!
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No, that darn cat prevents me from trying it!
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Hey! What's that cat doing there?
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I wonder how long it's been here...
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You remind me of Auntie's cat!
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What was its name, already?...
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Here, Pissy! Play with this!
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No reaction. That seemed like a good idea, though...
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Maybe I can improve it.
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Come on, Pissy! Look at this great string!
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Cats love strings, right?
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...Not this one, apparently...
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Hmmm... Maybe with some prey, he'd be more inclined to play with it.
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Oooh, look at this, Pissy!
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You're interested, huh?
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...Well, it worked!
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Take my money, kitty!
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No effect. This must not be a cartoon.
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I'll scare it to death with my flashlight!
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Or... not. It doesn't care.
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I can't try animal cruelty! At least not in public!
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Cats don't usually watch DVDs.
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This...could actually be useful!
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Yup, that'll make a great wig!
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"This jar contains the ashes of the Duchess of Carnivali, daughter of the writer Peter Carnivali from the XIXth century blah, blah, blah..."
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There! It'll be perfect for storing stuff.
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Nah. I don't think she'll be back haunting me for this.
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Actually, she's probably thankful to finally be free!
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An empty funeral urn... That could be useful!
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Is that a cookie? Or fossilized fish?
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I'll take it either way.
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I don't think this belongs in this collection...
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Ah! So that's why I had so many issues with that outlet.
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