I flunked my driver's test. So I have no idea what this sign is for.
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I believe it means - "Blue cars allowed; red cars forbidden"?
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Is that a parking meter?
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No clue... I don't drive...
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Better keep it in my pockets. That's probably not allowed!
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If anything's inside, it's probably all musty now.
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I hope that's wine. Yeah. Wine is good, and mold makes it better.
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Oh, that'd be a good test to know if there's alcohol inside!
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Let's put the flame near to a hole and...
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Ah. I'm thinking there might be nothing at all inside that barrel. Dang!
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There! A tiny hole in the barrel.
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Nothing is leaking. Maybe this is really empty?
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This barrel tastes more like wood than coconut... Weird!
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Isn't the trash on the barrel enough? Should I add more?
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Looks like there isn't enough space on the ground for all the trash.
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No, no, no... I can dig through my own trash, but not someone else's.
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I know this is rubbish, but... Well... I like my personal trash too much!
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I'm not very lucky. This has no coconut taste, just... trash.
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I'm guessing there's some truth in that.
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If I stick that here, it'll hide the name. And if it does, GPS's might malfunction!
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What a lovely rustic trash bin!
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"Last sanitized in 1999." You know, I'd have guessed it just from the stench.
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Ah, if only it wasn't already full! What a shame, really!
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If it's for the sake of progress...
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It's like a mix of every possible taste in the world! Except coconut.
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Ah-ha! That paper looks mysterious, it must be important!
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"Printer test - Check the colors page..."
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Nothing useful on the back either. Rats.
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Oh, I won't even bother. What a waste of time.
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I have tons of better paper at home... Which doesn't smell like someone died on it!
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No amount of dumb ideas would make that paper more interesting.
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The garbage men are probably on vacation again! Simply intolerable.
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Oh, I don't doubt I could find something useful in there...
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But I'd have to take a bath after that. I can't stand baths.
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Mmm... Aside from rats and maggots, I can't see anything worth mentioning.
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I'm not getting rid of it, not until I show it to the police!
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Ah, if only I had the time! I'd love cutting holes in their trash!
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These people are so stupid. Burning trash is more efficient!
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If it was my trash, I'd do it!
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Throwing a princess to the trash?
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Oh! You mean the pigs! Yeah, they're dirty pigs.
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Wasting perfectly good food? Awful!
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Too late. Someone else beat me to it and threw ice cream in the trash.
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I know this is rubbish, but... Well... I like my trash too much!
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Let's not hesitate. This may be my only chance of finding some coconut flavor!
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Oh gosh, I can't do that... How will I find a coconut ice cream, then?!
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Uh?! Me, going through there?!
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Wrong icon, man! Wrong icon!
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I see... Floating shoes... Tentacles... A three-eyed fish...
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Maybe I'd find some money in the sewers?...
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No. Still not enough to convince me.
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Would that help getting me through the hole?
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It wouldn't? Well then, I won't!
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Is it poisonous? I wonder.
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I can't climb that! This is real life, not a video game.
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Oh, baby... If only that could grow bank notes instead of leaves!
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Next time I need an ivy leaf, I'll remember this!
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I like burning ivy, it's a bit like watching dominos fall!
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But I'd rather not burn it in public.
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The ivy isn't quite strong enough to carry this.
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Either no one's home, they're deaf, or they don't care.
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I bet they're deaf. Old people live on this street.
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"Hey, people! Free money!"
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Maybe if I was from the FBI. Or just a policeman. Or a fireman. Or a technician. Or a street cleaner.
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But no, unfortunately... I'm just me.
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Erm... Can I see anything?...
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What's that? A piece of meat?
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Nope... Door closed means - forget it...
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I had hope... But it'll stay just that. Hope.
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It appears these people are not interested in my junk. How could that be?!
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That's annoying. I can't see what's written on it! Blasted ice cream cart.
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I bet it's, "You're welcome, please come in!"
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"Oh no! Not you again?"
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Well I ALMOST guessed it!
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I prefer the "bag full of crap on fire" joke!
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Looks modern! These sellers are so stupid.
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It doesn't blend at all with the street.
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I don't want to buy the cart! Only an ice cream.
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Yeah, life has become complex... But do I really need to show my ID to buy an ice cream cone?!
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Attach the string? Is that a real idea, or just a random combination?
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I doubt inserting batteries would make the cart move.
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"No refund." And he would not appreciate it if I splatter the ice cream on his cart.
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Me?! Vandalize an ice cream man?! No way! I have too many great memories of buying ice cream as a kid.
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W... what are you doing?!
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Well, I'm licking the cart, of course!
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I'll probably regret this, but... may I ask why?
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Just to see if there's some coconut flavor on it. (Licks)
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I never sell coconut ice cream, so you're out of luck...
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So I'm doing this for nothing?! Rats!
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I wouldn't mind a free coffee!
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But his cup looks empty.
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That's way too tiny, I couldn't store anything in it.
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He's no hobo, and the money would smell like coffee!
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I could put it in his cup, but then he'd drink it and choke!
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I can't have a crime on my conscience!
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He put down a wedge to prevent his cart from moving?
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It sure seems stable...
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Nah, I won't remove it.
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I should at least wait until the guy is gone.
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I only need the tennis ball... This would be counter productive.
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Maybe it'd hold the cart better if I put the DVD here?
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Yeah, maybe it'd help make the cart more steady. But what would I eat then?
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Don't tempt me... Please don't!
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With scissors? Really? Better to use my teeth!
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I could remove and replace the plank with that... if I knew why I had that idea.
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Great! For once, something made in France!
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That's what I call a selling argument! Maybe I could display the same thing on my store.
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Would you sell me just a cone?
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A cone? Without ice cream?
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Nope, I keep track of my stock so I can't.
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But if you're interested, I have a Scottish ice cream for very cheap!
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Hmmm... Well there's some dust and mold beneath the cones, but aside from that... Nothing interesting.
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Hey! What are you doing with those scissors?
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Well... Cutting the cones?
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I don't smoke, thank you.
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No, no! I just wanted to burn up your box of cones.
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Yeah, well, if a kid bites that, the seller would be in serious trouble!
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I thought the point of parasols was to prevent sunburn?
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So why did he turn it to the side?
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He's not very bright for a bald man!
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Bright... The sun... Oh, I made a joke!
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Please don't turn my parasol. It took me all morning to set it up.
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Oh, don't worry! I didn't want to turn it.
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You want an ice cream?
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Of course not! I'm here to buy groceries!
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Oh! Haha! I see you're quite the funny one, eh?
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You're still selling ice cream, I see.
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Hello again, mister.
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So, will you buy an ice cream?
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Cool! I'm glad you're still here!
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I've got delicious ice cubes for you!
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I like you! You're part of the scenery now.
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Well, not really. Tomorrow I'll move to Neverland.
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Man. You're like a fly, always sticking around.
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Would you like another ice cube today?
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Erm... do you take funfair coins?
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What are your specialties?
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The West Indian ice cream.
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Kiwi, guava and lychee, all mixed together to make the most delicious dessert ever!
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Well, how about a Polish ice cream?
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Cold as Poland, it's made with vodka and mint.
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You just have to be careful not to eat too many.
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Besides, I'm not allowed to sell it to youngsters.
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Do I look like a child?
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Oh, so you want one?
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There's also... the Scottish one. It's on sale currently!
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Less than a euro? Really? Why is it so cheap?
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Well, to tell the truth... Mmm...
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It's only water... I mean, an ice cube.
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It's a Scottish ice cream, you know...
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Other than that, I have all the usual flavors: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...
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(I wouldn't mind buying a delicious ice cream, but with the current state of my finances...)
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I'd like an ice cream!
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Sure! That'll be 5€!
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What, err... Are you sure?
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Yup. It's written in front of my cart. See?
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...Hey, where are you going? Stop running away!
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(Man, I don't have any money!)
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(How am I supposed to buy an ice cream for that annoying police officer?!)
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Gimme an ice cream, please.
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Err, I dunno... Vanilla, maybe?
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One vanilla ice cream, coming up!
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That'll be 5€, please.
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Alright, take... my last bill.
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(Sigh) Let's hope this was worth it...
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No way! I've spent almost everything I had left on that single ice cream cone!
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You don't have to scream it, you know.
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I'm not really satisfied with my previous ice cream...
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It was, kinda... accidentally dropped on the floor, and I wondered...
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See? It's written in big characters in front of my cart.
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In that case, would you sell me a coconut ice cream for what's left in my pockets, which is... 0.75€ ?
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I don't have coconut, and my prices start at 5€.
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Sorry, man! But I'm running a business here, ya know?
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(He said he doesn't want to sell me one for 0.75€...)
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(Mmm... Or does he?...)
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Wait! Didn't you tell me about an ice cream cone that only costs half a euro?
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You really want one? An ice cube in a cone?!
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As you wish! Here you go!
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So you don't sell coconut ice cream?
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No, sorry. Very few people like it, so I rarely order coconut flavor.
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Oh... Well I guess I made the right choice, anyway...
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Thank you! A real pleasure dealing with you!
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You want something?
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I can't even afford a Scottish ice cream currently, so...
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Well, I like you! I'll give a 50% discount, just for you!
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Thanks but no thanks.
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Your money? Are you going to buy an ice cream?
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No! I just want to make you salivate over these riches you can't have!
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Ha, you're very funny!
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That wasn't a joke...
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Why are you showing me this? Are you an inspector or something?
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No, I just wanted to socialize!
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Great. Another weirdo.
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Do you need a flashlight to...
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Err... See the ice cream better when... It's midnight, and...
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You're confusing yourself there.
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Would a string help? For holding up the ice cream?
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Err... thank you, but the cones are here for a reason...
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When running a business, you need to keep innovating! Think about it, OK?
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Hey! Have you seen this?
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Yeah, actually that's mine. I read it earlier.
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I was in the same situation, last night!
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You mean you were assassinated?
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Or you eat your toes?
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No, of course not! I mean... Oh, forget it.
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You should cut the ice with this!
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That? Children's school scissors?
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They aren't for children! I use them!
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Well I'm not sure that settles that, to be honest.
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Err... No, thank you...
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You're sure? It's a great key! It unlocks... my wardrobe door!
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Are you OK? Do you have sunstroke?
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I don't! And I haven't had alcohol in the past few weeks... days... err, hours.
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I think you should read this.
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Are you suggesting my ice creams are awful?!
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Typical. I offer people something, and they get angry!
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Have you ever tried roasted ice cream?
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Not really? Is that a trend I'm not aware of?
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No, I was just wondering how it would taste.
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Buy an ice cream, and do it yourself!
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...refund? No. It's written here. See?
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But it's disgusting!
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What, the ice cream or the way I manage my business?
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So that's the Scottish ice cream? An ice cube?
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Yes. You get what you pay for!
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I guess... But I still expected a little more...
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(Better not show him that... I'm not proud, to be honest.)
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You should add "Sausages Ice Cream" to your list!
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Of course! And I'll add some spices, salt and bread to it, huh?
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Ever thought of giving prizes with each ice cream sold?
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Yeah... But I'd have to double my prices.
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You're kidding? With those outrageous prices?!
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Ever hear about "margins?" Run a business, then get back to me.
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I have! I'm the antiques dealer down the street!
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Yeah, and I'm the queen of England!
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Do you need AAAAA batteries?
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Ah, no. But if you had AAAAAAA batteries, I might be interested!
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What do you think about this?
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I'm not interested.
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What? 5 euros for ONE ice cream?
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This is outrageous!
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I can hear you, ya know.
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I still think this is just extorting money from children.
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Or rather, their parents.
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I've never seen anyone complain.
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Well, I'm the first!
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Then, you're the first child to complain.
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No point, he's heard all my complaints already!
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What do you intend to do with that?
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No clue, but your prices are outrageous.
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I see. You've never run a business yourself.
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I have! I'm the antiques dealer! See the store right behind you?
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Ah, yes! That dreadful store? I get it now!
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No point complaining about the prices. The seller is gone!
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Some people put tennis balls on their trailer hitch to prevent it from rusting.
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Why not a football? One would think it'd be more efficient!
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Poor tennis ball. Unable to do what it was made for.
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I'd like to buy that tennis ball, please!
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Err... What? Are you serious?
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You're in buisiness, are you not?
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I sell ice cream. Not sporting equipment!
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So is that a yes, or a no? You're not very clear!
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Oh, so you will sell it?
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No! No, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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OK, OK! Don't get mad! Geez!
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Maybe if I... attach it to the ball, and then...
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Get your hands off that ball!
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I want to get the ball! Not destroy it.
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Hello! Do you want an ice...
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What are you doing?
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Err... Erm... Nothing! Nada!
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(Dammit... I can't do it right in front of him...)
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Hey, would you look at that!
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What? Is something wrong?
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Up there! King Kong!
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Very funny, mister.
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(It's no use... I'm really bad at diversions...)
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Hey, young girl? What's wrong?
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It's... It's... mom! (Sobs)
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I...(sobs) I looked the other way, and now (sobs) I don't see her!
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You've lost your mom?
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Ah, she's probably around here somewhere!
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Come on, I'll find her for you!
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Th... (sobs) Thank you, mister!
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Just tell me where you saw her last, OK?
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Right there! (sobs)
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Anyway, time to act!
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Oh, no biggie. Got the ball!
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Now to catch up with Caroline...
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Oh, she's coming back already!
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Without the ice cream guy.
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Next to the banana peel is a cookie!
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Seriously. People wasting perfectly good cookies.
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I wonder. Did someone put that cookie here, or did it grow with the ivy?
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I think the cookie isn't part of the name plate.
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