(Screaming) ANYBODY HOME? HELLOOO?
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I threw a rock at the window, but still no answer.
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Err... Better not stay here too long...
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I... think I've got enough proof that nobody's home...
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Yeah, let's throw my money at everyone, then I'll become a bum!
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No one likes having trash thrown at their window.
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The heck? Me, go into the sewers?
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What kind of fool would do something so stupid?!
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No thank you. I already don't smell so good.
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Flashlight or not, I'm not going down there!
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Could this taste like coconut?
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Eww... I should stop doing that...
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I'm not like everyone else around here. I don't throw my trash on the ground!
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Just the floor at home.
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I had to climb it, once...
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A cat got up on the roof and refused to come down. It started to scare the clients.
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So I mustered up all my courage, climbed up there, and threw the cat in a nearby garbage bin.
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The cat got up on the roof a second time. That time I didn't go after it.
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After a week, the cat stopped meowing. I wonder what happened to it...
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Just kidding! I'd never do that to an animal!
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I climbed back up and threw it in the trash again.
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Ever tried cutting a pipe with scissors?
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If there was an opening, I could make smoke! That would be fun.
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I threw it at the pipe, but it bounced back!
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I can't see anything...
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Not that I expected to find anything interesting in the sewers.
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Better not stand over it too long.
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One of my biggest fears is dropping my keys in the gutter!
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I can't see the bottom. It's too dark, even with the flashlight.
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Better be careful. I hear voices telling me to throw my stuff in the sewer!
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Oh! That bag isn't totally empty.
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People disgust me. Leaving a perfectly good pack on the floor, AND with chips still inside?
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Awww... no chips left.
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That'd make someone lucky! And me, poor...
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I'm no street cleaner!
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That probably wouldn't fit in the bag!
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When I was young, I wanted to be a fireman!
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Growing up is so cruel for your inner child.
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See any fires? Nope.
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No way! I can't cut the fire hydrant with these scissors! Can you believe it?
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Haha, very funny... But actually, that's no smoke detector, and also not a good way to start a fire.
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Or I could pee on it. Same effect!
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"Wow! Would you look at this! Such awesome deals! Gotta enter, quick!"
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That's probably what my clients think when they look at my window.
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What's that make-up table ad doing there?...
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Oh, I remember! I sold that right after opening the store, six years ago.
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Yup. That's the whole point of the store!
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Maybe it'd be easier to... I don't know...
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No, thank you! A lot of kids already splatter their ice cream on my front window.
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I... thought there were zombies in the store.
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What was I going to do, again?
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I drew that logo myself! Amazing, huh?
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I named it after myself! That way, no one except someone from my family could take it over!
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Tried throwing it in the air, but it just fell down. Shame on you, gravity!
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?... No one's coming?
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Seriously... What kind of lousy dealer owns this store?
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Yup it works. What a disappointment.
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I thought maybe this was the reason I've got so few clients these days.
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"Ring, then push very hard".
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One day, a pregnant woman entered the store.
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She tried to open the door so hard that her water broke!
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I had to help giving birth!
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...well, OK. That never happened.
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One day, a man pushed the door so hard, he wet his pants!
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And that really did happen, I swear!
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Are you nuts? Why are you ringing the bell at your own store?
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Just... wanted to make sure you were still inside!
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Pfft... Can't you just open the door?!
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Don't worry, mister! He's just a loony.
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Heyyy! I'm just weird, not a loony!
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Loony, loony, loony!
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Not my fault! Someone's forcing me to do stupid things!
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Such a nice little tree! I put Christmas decorations on it every year.
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I actually removed the Christmas garlands just last week.
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I wanted to keep them for the whole year, but some clients complained. Tssk!
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Would hanging some money on the tree make more people visit my store?
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I doubt I could hang myself on such a little tree...
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If I needed wood, I'd rather use an ax. Or my hands.
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I could, but should I?
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If it's bad, I could consider puking there. Some clients already did.
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Bury that? For treasure hunting?
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I prefer to be the one to discover things! So much more interesting!
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The logo of a sect of merchants selling drugs to innocent people.
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So silly. They forgot the numbers in the addition problem.
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Yeah, the logo is definitely greener than this...
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The door has been forced open!
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Great...The burglars must have visited my store, too.
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What were they looking for?
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Let's see if anything is missing.
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A newspaper. Doesn't look very int...
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Wait! That picture...
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That's the same bird statue!
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The article says that an antiques dealer was killed last week for unknown reasons.
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This looks awfully similar to what happened to me last night...
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Which means... (Gulp!) Maybe I'm a little bit lucky after all...
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I'd better keep this article.
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You're Caroline, Sandra's daughter?
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Can't you see I'm busy?
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Busy playing stupid games.
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That's nice to hear...
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Ouch! Hey, watch out!
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Your fault. You shouldn't stand near me when I'm playing "Vegetable Ninja".
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What did you call me?
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Don't you understand irony?
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Anyway, I need your help... See that ice cream man, there?
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The dumb guy selling awful ice cream?
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Could you create a diversion for me?
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Just do it... And I'll give you a tennis ball. Promise!
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Mmm... If it's for the tennis ball... OK, gramps!
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So I just go over there and keep him busy for a minute, right?
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Too easy! I'm an expert at that!
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Well then, go ahead!
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Wow, that was quick!
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I told you, I'm an expert!
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Haha, he's probably still looking around! So retarded!
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Well in any case, it worked.
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Great! A real tennis ball!
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What's that hole in it?...
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I don't care! I finally have a tennis ball, yeah!
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Good, really good, but now...
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Now what? Scram, grandpa!
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Hey! You said you'd fetch those eggs for me, if I gave you this!
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Ohh. I should really hold my tongue, sometimes.
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The stupid eggs, where are they?
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The next street, over there. See?
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As if I had a choice...
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Here, take your dirty eggs!
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You're not curious what I'm going to do with these?
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Well, your mom is gonna cook a wonderful meal for me with these!
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With bird eggs? Are you serious?!
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And you'll have to eat it, or your mom might get angry!
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Bleuargh! No way! I'd rather get yelled at than die from food poisoning!
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Oh, you're just exaggerating a bit.
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You're SO going to love eating that soup!
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In your dreams! Cooking with wild bird eggs, really?
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Actually, that doesn't surprise me. Mom's cooking is always awful.
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Like, you're going to die in horrible pain if you eat any of it.
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Oh, come on! That can't be true!
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I talked to your mother.
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She said some nasty things about you.
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Really? Good thing you told me. I'm gonna have a word with her!
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I'm sure you're only pretending to be a grown up.
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Actually, you're a coward!
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Me, a coward?! I'll show you!
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I love watching horror films, I know how to climb to trees, I'm not scared of spiders...
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And just two days ago I took a picture of some real thieves!
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What?! Where was that?
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At my doorstep. They were trying to unlock the door in front of my apartment.
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Oh? So you're the one making all these weird noises we hear sometimes?
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Err... That's not the problem...
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Go on, please. Tell me more.
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I heard noises, so I checked it out. Mom was sleeping.
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With my special spy equipment, I was able to sneak out and take a picture without them noticing!
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I shouldn't even tell you that. Mom would scold me if she knew!
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Those must be my bandits! Show me that picture!
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Give me that photo!!!
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No, and I really don't see why I'd do that!
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You'll do it because I'm asking you to do it! So you're gonna give it to me!
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Mmm... What if I gave you something in exchange?
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Let's see... How about a delicious ice cream?
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OK, then... how about a stuffed animal?
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Maybe. But not just any old rotten teddy bear.
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Then, I'll see what I can find.
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Not you! I'm punishing my virtual pet!
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Say, about that picture...
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On my X-Phone 9, of course.
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It's the latest model, it takes pictures with Giga-Phenom XDHD resolution!
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Err...OK, but how are you going to give me the picture?
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You can't print it with your phone, can you?
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Seriously? Do you live in this century, or what?
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I'll copy it to your Pico WD card, of course!
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Err... What's a pyco UU-thingy card?
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You're so retarded!
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They're small memory cards you can put in all the smartphones.
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My phone doesn't have one...
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What a surprise! But I'm sure it has an antenna, gramps!
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Hey! It's working fine, and I can call people! That's what's important!
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So, if I bring you a stuffed animal...
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I'll copy the picture to your Pico WD card.
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Which means I need a Pico WD card, too...
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What kind of stuffed animal do you want?
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No idea! You're the one who suggested this, gramps!
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True, but a little help would be appreciated...
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Then, I won't give you any! It'll be fun seeing you run around everywhere.
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You little %é&@%...
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No swearing, or I'll delete the picture!
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See? Just a touch here, and it's gone!
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OK, OK! I'll go everywhere! Just don't do it!
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Where's my stuffed animal?
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Hey, where did you put the stuffed animal I gave you?
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See that baby carriage over there?
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Well I was bored with your stupid gift, so I threw it in there.
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See? I'm really a nice girl, huh? Giving it to a baby and all!
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(I wouldn't want to be the mother finding a cat head in her baby carriage...)
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Oh well, now I have the photo. I don't care anymore.
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What did you need that picture for, anyway?
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None of your business!
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Likewise! Go away and leave me alone.
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In fact... I don't have anything for you.
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Any chance you might want some funfair coins, instead of a stuffed animal?
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No way. You've said a stuffed animal, I want a stuffed animal!
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But you could get your own stuffed animal with these! And have fun!
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Look at this! A disgusting, sticky and slimy worm!
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I can find one like that anywhere.
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Not this one! It wins races!
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You should love this lucky charm!
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You'd better keep it, you look pretty unlucky to me.
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That was hard, but here it is! The most beautiful plush you've ever seen!
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Ewww!!! What's that abonimation?!
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What? It's red and pink, like your outfit! I thought...
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Stop it! Mom forces to wear these awful clothes!
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OK, I get it... I'll find something else.
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Now, I'm sure you'll love this killer doll! Isn't it cute?
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It sure is! But I've already got one like that.
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But you'll still take it, right? Two is better that one, don't you think?
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No! I hate duplicates.
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I don't want that. It stinks.
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You're gonna take it!
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Dammit... I'm gonna stuff this rabbit down your throat, or better, in your...
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Stop! Or the picture is gone!
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Alright, alright... I'll get you something else... (Sigh)
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Hey, look! This funny bunny jumps! It jumps all over the place! You'll love it!
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...I really need to work on my marketing skills.
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I've got the perfect thing for you. Here, take it!
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Can't you see? It's a watch!
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A... watch? Never heard of that. It looks silly.
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Uh? But, how do you know the time?
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It's on my smartphone, gramps!
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I should have figured that.
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Cool! Thank you! (Eats)
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So? Where my photo?
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Huh? I'm not giving you it yet! You didn't bring me a stuffed animal! (Yum, yum)
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Yuck! It's all chewed up, now...
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With this, you'll be able to send a message to your mother!
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Or I can send her a text message.
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That's not the same thing!
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No way! You're a woman?!
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Not that! Something much better!
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So? Go ahead, tell me?
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I... can't. It's a secret.
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You're such an idiot.
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Well, that isn't a secret.
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(She said she wants a stuffed animal... Let's save that for later.)
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How about a trophy, uh? In exchange for the photo!
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What's the point of a trophy you didn't earn?
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Err... To show off?
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Oooh, what a lovely cat!
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Actually, it's just a...
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I'm gonna pet it all my life until I die!
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(This kid seriously has brain damage or something)
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I'll take it. Thank you!
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Now show me that picture!
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What is that?! Who are you kidding?!
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I think I need to be clearer...
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YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME THE REAL PICTURE, RIGHT NOW!!!
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Why, don't you like this one?
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OK, OK! Don't get mad! Here it is!
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You certainly took your time, though.
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So, how are you going to give me that picture?
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I told you! You need a Pico-WD card, so I can copy the file onto it.
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Alright... Let me see...
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So, to get that picture, I need...
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...A Pico-WD card, gramps.
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"How do I find one", he says!
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Duh. You buy it in stores, of course.
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That...might be a problem...
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I'll figure something out.
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Well I'll be out of battery soon, so don't take forever, old man.
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I found this. Will it work?
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You must have forgotten your glasses, gramps!
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It has "Pico-WD card - 512GB" written on the side!
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Well, me and technology, you know...
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Let's hope it's not one of those counterfeits, or I could break my phone!
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Yeah... That'd be... regrettable...
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It's OK. It's kinda slow, but it worked.
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Now, scram, grandpa! I need quiet to play "Angry Turd."
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Say... You told me you know how to climb trees?
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I do! But I won't do it for you!
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Aw, come on! There are some eggs in a tree I'd like to get...
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Argh... What can I do to change your mind?
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Hey, that's how life works! Every job needs a reward!
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Maybe you're not so stupid, after all...
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(But you're an annoying brat, that's for sure...)
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So, what would you like?
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Well... I asked mom to buy me a tennis ball for my birthday...
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But she didn't. I only got a X-Phone 9, so disappointing!
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If I had one, I could throw it and break all the neighbors' windows! That'd teach those idiots!
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I... think I understand why she didn't buy you one...
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(Who cares though, as long as I get the eggs...)
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So, where are my eggs?
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Where's my tennis ball?
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Your phone can record voice, right?
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Well, normally... But the microphone on mine is broken.
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It's so annoying. I can't play that funny game anymore - Poo, the Talking Crap!
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It repeats everything you say and turns it into cuss words! It was awesome.
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Obviously... In my world, nothing works as it should!
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Take a look at that! Amazing, huh?
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...Take that! And that!
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Hey, are you listening?
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(Better not show her that! She'd break windows with it)
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(Giving a lighter to a dangerous little girl... Bad idea, very bad idea!)
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Look at all this money! If you're nice, I'll give it to you!
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I'm not 3 years old, ya know. This is nothing.
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Wow! Let me see that!
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Don't worry, I will! Just after taking a picture of it...
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There! I'll send it on SnapCrap, so all my friends can see your stupid face!
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Well, at least I'll be famous for a few seconds...
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Well, a flashlight of course!
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You're serious? Those really exist?
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I thought that was just the icon for the flashlight app!
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And there's the next generation of kids for you...
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That's not long enough to hang yourself, grandpa.
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I have no intention of killing myself!
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What do you take me for? A kindergartener?
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What, you don't use scissors?
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Only babies do. Who uses paper nowadays?
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I bet you haven't seen this one!
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Yeah I did! That's the one with the dirty pigs trying to f...
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Heyyy! No spoilers, please!
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Hey, would you like a computer mouse?
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I don't use my computer that often. I have a smartphone.
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Obviously, Caroline isn't in the same spot as yesterday...
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I guess I'll have to look elsewhere.
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Caroline is thin, but hiding behind that pipe? Seriously?...
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Is this an excuse to make me go down the sewers?...
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No way! I'm not looking for her down there!
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I don't see Caroline down in the sewers...
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I doubt Caroline could hide in a bag of chips.
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Is Caroline in there?... Hmmm... I can't say for sure.
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Someone left a cookie on the fire hydrant!
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A cookie fell to the ground.
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Let me clean it a bit... There!
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Oh, the poor little cookie!
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It almost fell in the sewer. I saved you, kiddo!
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Alright! So... what should I do, now?
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