Who gives a crap about that?
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What a silly name. Can someone really make a toilet from that?
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Burning toilet paper is like making love. One second of joy, then it's over!
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I don't clean myself with bank notes.
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I know it's a shitty picture, but really?...
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When I was a little kid, I cut little poos into the toilet paper!
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Now, I'm a grown up. I only do it once a month or so.
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I've never eaten toilet paper! I wonder how this tastes!
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Mmm... Not like coconut, for sure. More like... paper.
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That's a crappy idea.
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Some bleach, bathroom gel cleaner, and some candies.
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Let's not drink those cleaning products to see if they taste like coconut...
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Now I understand why I was sick the other day!
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Let's not drink those cleaning products to see if they taste like coconut...
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It'd be more efficient to drink the cleaning product instead.
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These are all the cars I managed to save from my childhood.
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If only I could drive these! I'm sick of walking.
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"Take that, you bloody car!"
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"Hey I'm not bloody! I just happen to be red!"
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As a kid, I thought these cost a lot of money.
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Now, I know you only have to take out a 20 year loan to get one!
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I'm afraid that won't fit in the car.
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I love to read magazines when I'm... doing my thing.
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Best to instruct yourself whenever and wherever you can!
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The girls on the cover are virtual, you know?
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No way! This is valuable literature.
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I prefer to use the toilet paper for that.
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I used to cut out pictures of women in magazines at my parents'.
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But I'm a grown man, now! I can buy my own magazines!
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This is a reproduction of what happens when I have a gastroenteritis.
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Or when I have diarrhea. Yeah, that works too.
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I fear a real volcano might erupt.
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I'm a superhero! I can cut a volcano in half!
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That's a picture. A PICTURE.
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You'd think this curtain hides a lot of interesting doodahs...
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Actually, it's as empty as my bank account.
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The spots where it looks like something is hiding are mere optical illusions.
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I don't think I picked up those scissors for that...
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I'm too tired to even pull the curtain.
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But it reeks. Aren't cats supposed to clean themselves?
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Gimme your tail, little kitty, so I can wash up crap with it!
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A real kitty would probably appreciate that!
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Some water is leaking from the toilet.
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Well, I hope that's water.
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Nothing to be afraid of. There's always been water there!
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I don't like getting wet.
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I mean... getting my belongings wet.
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I mean... oh, forget it.
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Alright, but I'd like some privacy!
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?! That shouldn't be...
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...over! There you go!
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Aaah. Such a relief!
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Hey! I can't do it on command!
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I can hold it a little longer...
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Does this look like a wishing well?
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I never, EVER waste food in the toilet.
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Because it tends to clog if I do that.
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Mmm... Maybe throwing that into the toilet wasn't such a good idea...
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There! Got it back! It's a bit wet and it smells, but totally intact!
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What a shame. My toilets don't taste like coconut, only crap and pee.
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Supposedly they're bleach tablets.
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I've never been able to open it, though. Blasted child protection!
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How could any child be so stupid as to eat them anyway?
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It's clearly written on it! "Dangerous, don't swallow!"
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I think I need a different kind of tablet. Aspirin.
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Thank goodness for whoever invented that!
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No more running around the room looking for paper to wipe ourselves!
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Best invention ever.
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Yeah! My dream! A toilet paper holder that distributes money!
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I have such a crappy imagination.
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This bin is dedicated to storing every useless paper I read here.
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When I'm out of toilet paper, sometimes I use what's inside.
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I have my personal trash, thank you.
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I mean... inventory.
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Looks like an invoice.
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That old invoice again. (yawn)
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Wait... That statue...
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Oh, I remember now!
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This is an invoice for when I bought that weird bird statue!
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Why did that thief steal the tablet from it?
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I bought that statue, so here's my name...
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My address. It was hard, but I've managed to learn it by heart!
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That's my phone number. I've already written it down!
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That's the client's name. Or should I say, the seller!
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"Clermont Ferrand"? Where's that?
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Probably some little village lost in countryside...
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Yup, no doubt about it... That's the bird statue.
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I'll write that number down.
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Maybe this person can give me a clue about the origin of that statue.
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Hey alzheimers, I've already written that number down!
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When I'm done wandering around everywhere, I'll call the guy.
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Yeah, I often eat cookies while reading magazines in the toilet.
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Who did that? I'd never waste a good cookie!
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Oh! A cookie is carved into the toilet!
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It smells funny, but it has a good color. Into my pocket!
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Even I know better than to store honey in cleaning products. It would give it a bad taste!
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Whoops! I hope I didn't flush Caroline down the toilet!
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Yeah, I know she's a little shit... But nope, Caroline isn't in there.
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No need to touch it, there's not enough space for Caroline to hide here.
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I was really hoping someone had managed to store Caroline into the trash bin... But no.
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Nope... I can't do it in front of strangers.
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