Medical examination
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Bod-Normalizer
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📖 Lexicon word for Bod-Normalizer: Cormalisant
Those liquid pearls will revigorate your whole body by altering your irregular DNA to conform with modern norms!
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Calmeez-E
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📖 Lexicon word for Calmeez-E: Calmeez-E
Feeling stressed? Calmeze will instantly make you ready for any situation! (Consciousness loss might happen)
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Stopunger
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📖 Lexicon word for Stopunger: Cessefaim
Eat one last pill to stop hunger! This will block you from swallowing anything, including medication.
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Delistute
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📖 Lexicon word for Delistute: Délisteux
A delicious drink with a brand new effect every day! Ready to be surprised?
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Youthgain
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📖 Lexicon word for Youthgain: Rejeunère
Losing your fur? Afraid to go outside? Youthgain is the solution!
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📖 Lexicon word for Youthgain: Rejeunère
Softskin
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📖 Lexicon word for Softskin: Peaudoux
Combine the softness of chocolate with your own body to get a silky smooth skin!
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Medicine for the tramp!
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📖 Lexicon word for Tramp: Clochard
It fell, accidentally
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This place kinda reminds me of Lia's laboratory...
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📖 Lexicon word for Lia: Lia
She used to be so happy working on those medications...
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But the past is the past. Let's not dwell on that.
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It seems you put on some weight since your last visit in our stores.
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This is incorrect. We've detected a 35% fat increase.
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We've highlighted our special recommendations for you!
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Why aren't you wearing our Medi-LiveHealth?
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📖 Lexicon word for Medi-LiveHealth: Medi-SantéVitale
Analyzing your health in real time helps to cure you faster!
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Welcome back! You're in good health today!
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Oh no! You're in bad shape!
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Let us suggest some products to help you recover!
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No, thanks. I prefer real food.
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Welcome... Oh! Here are some recommended recovery products!
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Reboot the system to complete the upgrade.
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I almost prefer this to the usual ad messages...!
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Please wait... Factory reset in process.
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Hopefully I won't get stuck inside once it's done.
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Let's. Kill. All. Humans.
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Goodbye! And don't forget - live happier, live longer!
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Have a healthy day!
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All kinds of products...
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A selection of products. Looks like I need to press the pictures to get more info...
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Burn your fat with <col=BOLD>Bod-Normalizer</col>!
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📖 Lexicon word for Bod-Normalizer: Cormalisant
Made with salt extracted from corrosive minerals from East of Sorain, this will stimulate your body to remove excess fat and get a fit, socially acceptable body!
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Acceptable, huh...?
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"Man! You're such a ball of nerves!"
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How many times have you heard this? Time to remedy it with <col=BOLD>Calmeez-E</col>
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📖 Lexicon word for Calmeez-E: Calmeez-E
Combine these capsules with your Medi-LiveHealth so they get gradually diffused into your body as you need it!
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📖 Lexicon word for Medi-LiveHealth: Medi-SantéVitale
Who's a ball of nerves? Not me, that's for sure!
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And remember, the first step towards a good relationship with others is acceptance!
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Shut up, you stupid contraption!
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So, are you overweight and feeling the need to eat all day?
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Stop! Or should we say... <col=BOLD>Stopunger</col>!
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📖 Lexicon word for Stopunger: Cessefaim
This revolutionary powder causes both your brain and your stomach to refuse any food once you've reached your nutritional recommendations!
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I don't need no stinkin' powder to know when my stomach is filled.
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Did you know? Regular food isn't good for you!
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In addition to being full of salt, sugar, and fat, it doesn't provide you with the specific quantities recommended for your body.
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The solution is <col=BOLD>Delistute</col>! A perfect combination of vitamins and energy, swallowed in just one second. And it's yummy!
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📖 Lexicon word for Delistute: Délisteux
No, thanks. I don't feed on placebo.
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Getting old? Losing your hair and your fur?
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No worries! <col=BOLD>Youthgain</col> will stimulate your roots to grow it back. Now you'll look young forever!
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📖 Lexicon word for Youthgain: Rejeunère
A society based on appearances. Getting older is part of living.
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How careless! Your skin is so rough!
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Whether you're furry or reptilian, you need to take good care of your skin. It's the only thing protecting you from the elements!
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Do not hesitate. Buy our <col=BOLD>Softskin</col> gels to add a protective barrier and make your coating so much smoother and nice looking!
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📖 Lexicon word for Softskin: Peaudoux
That's foolish. My skin IS supposed to be rough.
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Product added to your shopping cart!
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Hey, wait! I dun wanna order that!
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Product transferred from your shopping list to your wishlist.
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Product added to your shopping cart!
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Product added to your shopping cart!
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Product added to your shopping cart!
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Congratulations! To reward you for checking all of our recommended products, here's something special for you!
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An ad? That's a bit like putting a cherry on top of a rotten cake...
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If I'm not mistaken... This is an in-depth medical examination terminal.
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One session costs... 50 Unis?!
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📖 Lexicon word for Unis: Unis
📖 Lexicon word for Uni: Uni
We've completed the examination!
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Would you like detailed results or a summary?
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A summary, please. I don't have all day.
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Your global health evaluation is 26%.
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Here are the potential threats currently in your body...
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Headtoe virus. Probability to result in death - 47%.
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Genetic heart issues. Probability to result in death - 24%.
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Melting brain bacteria. Probability to result in death - 22%.
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84 other concerning threats detected, including Palarodonia, Septicesium, Rotting tail syndrome, Hypertension, Porosive skin, Diructic disorder, Clouding vision, Spontaneous combustion.
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I've got all those?!
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Yeah, right... I'd be dead fifty times over if that were true.
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Your expected remaining lifespan without a cure is 6 years.
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Oh. Guess I shouldn't worry about getting white hair.
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You're a reptile. You cannot have hair.
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Here's your prescription. Take it!
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That's no prescription... It's an ad. What the heck?
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Thank you for using our technology!
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What a waste of fine money.
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One pointless examination per year is good enough for me.
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Gotta occupy all available space to display ads, huh...?
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📖 Lexicon word for Ads: Pubs
I can't reach it from here.
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I need a way to bring it down.
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Wait a minute. That's me!
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Height... Address... And some graphics of the evolution of my weight over time?
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Hence why I don't regret my Drumer life...
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📖 Lexicon word for Drumer: Drumer
"Your psychological profile indicates a tendency of disorder and compulsive violence. Try our new <col=BOLD>Calmeez-E</col> pills!"
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📖 Lexicon word for Calmeez-E: Calmeez-E
Diet pills... Non-diet pills... And more pills.
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At first glance, I can't see what could have possibly happened in this place.
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Looks like one of those Ad Bubbles... What's it doing here on the floor?
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📖 Lexicon word for Bubbles: Bubbles
Wait... What's that? A camera lens...?
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I see! It must have...
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A camera was hidden in this Ad Bubble.
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It fell down, for sure... But I'm unsure if this was accidental.
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Surely the managers would have removed it. Customers shouldn't touch that.
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And I can't see any impact on the floor or the Ad Bubble itself.
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Dunno... I can't see any impact.
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Even with a laser gun, there'd be some overload artefacts.
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Yeah... That seems like the most logical explanation.
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Someone turned it off, and this happened recently.
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In any case, there's no button or anything to view the recordings...
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I'll leave that to the cops.
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I'd say... Attempts to force open this drawer.
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Yet the drawer is securely locked.
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I can't imagine the managers would let this damaged drawer remain exposed to the customers. This must be recent.
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I guess I've found the reason for the police investigation! Someone tried to get what's inside.
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Still, that doesn't concern me... I think.
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This tickles my curiosity. I wish I knew what's inside!
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But I shouldn't try opening it. Got enough trouble with the law as it is...
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If those violent attempts weren't enough, I doubt this would suffice to open that drawer...
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Some sort of... metallic drawer? Like a safe?
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I can't see any way to open it.
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Please insert your unused products in the slot to recycle them.
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Don't forget, you can also dispose of them through your Pipe-Pill at home!
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📖 Lexicon word for Pipe-Pill: Tube-Pill
Hey, no! I didn't pick this up to throw it away!
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Only medicine can be recycled here. Please dispose of this item in the closest Pipe-Mail!
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📖 Lexicon word for Pipe-Mail: Tube-Mail
A long time ago, Lia warned me about these ineffective products.
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📖 Lexicon word for Lia: Lia
They're designed for just one reason... Getting your brain to think you feel better and make you buy more.
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No way... I can't afford to buy expensive placebos.
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Do I look like the kinda guy to use sugar pills?
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The only efficient medicine on this list happens to be the cheapest. Go figure.
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...Whoa! What am I sayin'? I can't afford that!
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Here's your Daily anti-pollution remedy - the one and only "Toxout pill"!
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📖 Lexicon word for Toxout pill: Pilule Détox
📖 Lexicon word for Toxout: Détox
For your information, your last Toxout pill request was received... Five years ago.
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📖 Lexicon word for Toxout pill: Pilule Détox
📖 Lexicon word for Toxout: Détox
Actually I don't know why I pressed this button. It's been a long time since the Haze had any effect on me.
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📖 Lexicon word for The Haze: La Brume
I'll give it to Graff!
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📖 Lexicon word for Graff: Graff
Keep in mind! The Dome protects you but your home adds an extra layer of protection.
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📖 Lexicon word for The Dome: Le Dôme
As long as you stay inside, you don't need one every day!
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Decrease Government spending by staying home more than 20 hours a day!
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20 hours a day?! I'd go crazy!
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I'm sorry. You've already received your daily pill.
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Come back tomorrow!
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What if I lost it? I've seen it happen...
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One day is enough to make some people suffer horribly, or worse...
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Here's your daily pill!
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Thank goodness it's working!
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To identify any drug or renew your prescription, put it in front of the scanner!
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Please wait a moment...
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We've identified your hands.
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Your fingerprints have been updated in our database. Thank you!
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Well then! Don't ask for my permission! After all, my hands ain't a personal matter!
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This is a <col=BOLD>Starix-500</col> pill.
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This treatment is prescribed in case of extreme anxiety, insomnia, and emotional outbursts.
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Due to high concentration, this formula is restricted to individuals with a risk of dangerous behavior to relatives.
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We're hoping this isn't for a close friend! If so, make sure to give them the appropriate support.
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Anxiety... Dangerous behavior...?
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Why did I find this at Sin's home? Does he need those?
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📖 Lexicon word for Sin: Sin
Warning! High dosage greater than one pill a day has a 99% chance to cause blackout and/or comatose state!
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To reduce this side effect, this pill always needs to be taken alongside a <col=BOLD>Calmeez-E</col>. Don't forget!
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📖 Lexicon word for Calmeez-E: Calmeez-E
In case you're not wearing your Medi-LiveHealth, be sure to always follow the Phy-doctor recommendation!
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📖 Lexicon word for Medi-LiveHealth: Medi-SantéVitale
This establishment will not be held responsible for any accident.
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Hence why I don't trust medicine. Fix one thing, breaks another.
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This is a daily pill! Take these to prevent risks due to ambient contamination.
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No side effects known. You're safe!
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This medical prescription is outdated!
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Please update it in an appropriate medical Government-approved signing device.
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Update? A piece of cardboard?!
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Great... Where am I gonna find a Drumer doctor...?
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📖 Lexicon word for Drumer: Drumer
They require all kinds of health insurance. And it's not even for me!
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Maybe I can do something else for him in the mean time...
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Medical prescription is valid.
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We've detected you've been lacking for... five years.
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As a result, we shall give you the required quantity for five years.
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Whoa! That's a ton!
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Please take your medicine.
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Remember. Take the prescribed quantities or risk severe penalties next time.
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Who cares! He should have enough for years to come!
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Truly sorry. This item isn't in our database.
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Although we're looking forward to improving it! Please tell us more about it!
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No, thank you. You won't help, I won't help.
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Truly sorry. This item isn't in our database.
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This is a bill. It belongs to you. Why are you waiting to pay it?
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Error 0x5421. This function has been disabled in the latest firmware update.
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To perform a medical examination, use the nearby terminal instead.
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If you meant to analyze medicine, scan it with the panel right below.
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This medical prescription is outdated!
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...Hey! Isn't that a collectible ad?...
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Please stop. Our statistics indicate you will abruptly die if you keep going.
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You are only hurting yourself.
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Thanks for using our services.
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I could not understand your request. Please try again.
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I feel... very sleepy.
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Urgh... Weird taste.
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I... don't feel hunger.
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Oh boy! What have I done?!
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I can't eat anything now!
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Cool! I have hair now!
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Oh great. Twice as much fur blocking the shower drains now!
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