A halberd and a... stick? Some kind of weapons, I believe...
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They came from my antique store. I can't even remember why I brought them here!
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That stick is really old. I'm pretty sure it's kicked some asses!
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Among other things...
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I'm not sure that needs a pounding...
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I've gathered all kinds of doodahs in these bags.
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I don't want to get rid of them, but at the same time, I have no intention of ever touching them again.
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Nah, I won't open the bags. It was hard getting all that stuff in them!
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No way! I'm not gonna rip that open, it took me a day just to get that stuff inside!
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The problem isn't the light. The problem is there's nothing worth opening the bags for.
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I thought about burning all this stuff, but it's hard to part with your belongings.
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If I opened these, I could look for a coconut... But I don't recall putting one in there.
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There are already way too many worthless items in those bags.
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Aye! Dat's me, Bjorn the pirate! Arrr!
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Do pirates even use sabers? I can't remember...
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Yes! What a battle!
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I think pirates were smarter than that.
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Maybe some pirates cut coconuts with that?
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Oh gosh! I cut my tongue!
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Recently, I made an advertisement to promote my store.
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I brought all that stuff here to take a picture, so it'd look more authentic.
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Now that I think about it... I could have taken the picture at my store, instead of bringing all this here.
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Vases are supposed to hold beautiful things... Not crap.
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Rather handy. If I have a heart attack, they can just put me inside directly!
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No, there's no corpse inside.
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I think. I haven't really checked.
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Opening the coffin with those might take a while. Maybe later!
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If there was a lock to open it, I'd certainly try...
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It's made of wood, and wood burns...
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A perfect plan! But I don't like cremations...
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I doubt whatever's inside is hungry.
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Let's see how this coffin tastes...
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(Vomit) That was... the most disgusting thing I've ever done. For now.
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No! It's not dead enough!
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Really nice plates! I got them for 50 "magical points" at my supermarket.
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If it wasn't for the "Made in China" label, I'd sell them in my store.
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They'd probably taste like fresh plastic.
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I never touch these plates. I know everything will fall down if I do.
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"The Man O' Lisa." Yup, this is a man's reconstruction of Mona.
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It was made by an artist named Leonarda Da Vinci.
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I bought it for only a few euros!
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A much better value than the original.
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Oh, it's not worth a lot of money.
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This isn't a Da Vinci Code remake!
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Nope. He already has a moustache.
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Maybe it's a fake, but it still doesn't deserve that!
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Poor little newspaper! Alone and naked on the floor!
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And you're not even interesting. Just boring business articles.
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I was gonna say the thief must have knocked this down...
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But actually, it's been there for weeks. Just too tired to tidy up.
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No. Let's leave it alone.
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"La Biblia". That's the spanish version.
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Spanish or not doesn't make much difference. I wouldn't understand a word of it, anyway!
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No lie, that's definitely an ecological book. All the pages are blank.
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"Don't waste anything?" Oh, dang. Too late. I flushed the toilet.
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This book relates the life of a man who never lived.
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That title sure makes me want to read it!
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The story of a little boy expelled from his home.
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And it's not even a joke!
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A self-help book for people who can't stop eating sweets.
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That's a collector's edition!
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Finally, a book that tells the truth!
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It says on the cover to update the book next year to read it.
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Some of my childhood workbooks...
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I didn't read these when I was at school. Why would I read them now?
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Leave the past as it was.
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Anyone home? Mousey?
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Oh no! No answer! Maybe it died of hunger or something!
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I tried putting out cheese, but it didn't eat it!
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Even mice are more difficult these days.
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Hey! That mouse isn't a whore!
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Not until the mouse shows me its ID first!
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That'd work better if there was some cheese attached to it, methinks.
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Hmmm... Mickey doesn't seem to be home.
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Hey! I don't approve of animal cruelty!
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That'd be like burning down my own house! And it really would.
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No. It gives mice eczema.
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No way! There can't be a coconut in that mouse hole.
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Maybe if I spot the mouse first.
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Only some clothes and underpants in there.
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I'll have to put my briefs elsewhere. Every time I reach up there, they all fall on my head.
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If I could open it, maybe! But I don't want underpants falling on my head.
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I mostly love European comics, such as "Tantan", "Anthrax" or "Lucky Lake"!
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If I had more money, I'd finally complete my collection of "Spy Roo" comics!
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I wouldn't bet money on it.
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This is my prized comic book collection, I won't ruin it!
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I used to store some money and important papers in there!
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But it was too obvious a hiding spot, so I moved them elsewhere.
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It did work, after all! The thief couldn't take anything from here!
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It's empty on purpose, I'm not going to fill it back up!
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I store my ear plugs in there.
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Yes, the whole drawer is filled with ear plugs.
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My neighbors get so noisy at night.
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There's one annoying girl who keeps squeaking that she's about to finish something, then never does. I hate her.
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It's full of ear plugs, no space for that!
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Socks, socks everywhere!
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I don't have any other place to put my socks.
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At least I can put on some socks whenever I wake up!
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Only socks in there, please.
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Does that look like a sock?!
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Oh no! It's reset again.
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Now I'll be late for work every morning!
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Well, doesn't matter. I'm my own boss!
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That's the wrong way to fix it. I just need to set it to the correct time.
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I rarely use my landline phone.
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My cellphone has much better sound, and it's so practical.
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Where is it, anyway?...
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I tried calling my cellphone, but I didn't hear anything.
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It's probably not in the apartment. Where did I leave it?
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Now that I found my mobile phone, I have no use for this one.
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Now that I think about it... I can't remember giving Tom my home phone number.
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My service provider probably still has me listed in the directory!
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Yes, it's got a wire... But it's also my phone! I should wreck someone else's!
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I doubt the phone has any use other than... phoning?
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I doubt the phone has any use other than... phoning?
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It's not that comfortable. Or pretty.
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But I don't care. When you sleep, you don't notice details like that!
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Nothing in the bed, nothing behind, nothing under.
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Hmmm... Under the bed, I see...
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One sock... A few tissues... Dust... A dead body...
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I could burn my bed. But then I'd need some wool and wood planks to build another!
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I know, it's summer... But I don't think cutting holes in my sheets is a good thing.
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Unfortunately, I've never eaten coconuts in bed...
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My bed isn't a trash bin. Not often anyway.
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I don't travel with my favorite teddy anymore!
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I won't take the risk of damaging it.
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Poor Teddy! He told me he was all scared last night.
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Don't worry! Daddy's here!
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Give it to Caroline?! No way!
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This is MY favorite teddy, and it's staying here!
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I said NO. And that's final!
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That little devil doesn't deserve him, and she probably wouldn't want him anyway.
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Does that look like a piggy bank?
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"My name is Bjorn! What's yours?"
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Nah, he's old but he's still intact!
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What?! Do that to such an innocent teddy?! What kind of monster do you think I am?
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Alright! Sorry teddy, but you're burning alive today!
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Just kidding! Just kidding! Don't get angry!
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Heck, no! I'd regret doing that to my teddy all my life.
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No point! I already licked that many times, and it doesn't have a coconut flavor.
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Seems like a book for learning to cook...
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Who needs that? Not me anyway!
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Great! This is exactly the book Sandra was looking for!
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Now the intruder in my library is gone!
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It'd be easier if I picked up the book first!
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My flashlight! I had it in hand when I was knocked out last night.
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There's only one problem...
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The batteries are dead. I need replacements.
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Once that's in my inventory, I'll be able to make all kinds of weird combination with it!
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I got this statue a few months ago.
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Dunno what exactly that bird is supposed to represent, but it looked cool!
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Hey, wait a minute...
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There was a tablet on it earlier!
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I remember it clearly, because it... err... fell when I moved the statue last week.
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But I know I put it back. It was a tablet shaped like a lightning bolt.
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It's gone... And I don't see it anywhere else in here.
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So... the thief must have taken it. But why?
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I'd better tell the police about this.
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These seem to be drawings of tablets.
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There used to be a tablet carved on one of these.
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Is it just me, or...
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Do some of these symbols look... weird?!
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Did my favorite thief put his greasy hands here?...
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I threw the fingerprint kit in the recycling bin. No need for it anymore!
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What? No reaction to the fire? Even though there's a fire symbol?
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Nope... I scratched the surface, but there doesn't seem to be anything behind the drawings...
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I don't think that'd help me understand what happened to the missing tablet.
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That statue is really cool looking!
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Is that a bird? A hen? A cow? I can't really tell...
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Maybe it's an ancient egg-making machine?
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They're not feathers, actually... Just stone shaped like a bird's head...
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Better put my money where my OWN mouth is.
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You're in great shape, bird!
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Think he'd like it if I scratched his head?
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No, I don't think I'll lick the bird to see if it tastes coconut...
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Well... on the other hand... (Licks)
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Weird. I can't find any fingerprint on the bird statue. Maybe the thief touched something else?
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...I thought it'd have a reaction if I did that, but the bird just stares at me with that stupid face.
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That's a head, isn't it?
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I could swear it's looking straight at me!
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I can't really decide if this thing's funny or terrifying.
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It doesn't seem blinded by the light. Drat!
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I tried to blind him with the scissors, but it had no effect.
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Stone is hard as a stone... Can't burn it, unfortunately.
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Unfortunately, that won't stop it from staring at me...
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I can't find any prints. This is annoying. Maybe Hector didn't touch this part?
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...For a split second there, I thought Caroline was hiding in my bed!
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I... think it'd be kinda hard for Caroline to hide in there...
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I'm glad Caroline isn't hiding behind there!
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After all that's happened, I think the statue must be very valuable.
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Seriously? Even the biggest vase couldn't hold a little girl... At least, not in one piece.
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Are you crazy?! You scared the heck out of me!
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That was the whole point, gramps!
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Oh no you don't! Come back here!
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Ouch! Stop pulling my ear! It hurts!
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No way! I'm bringing you back to your mother!
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Alright! Sorry! I was just playing! You're so mean!
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I know she's dumb, but would she hide in here?...
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Probably! But she's not there currently.
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A cookie? On my statue?
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Oh, a cookie stuck on the coffin!
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A cookie, and it's clearly not a fake!
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