Who goes to the hairdresser nowadays?
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With this wonderful technology, anyone can save the 20 euros for a cut!
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You just have to be careful setting the correct length.
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Otherwise, you might end up in the army. Or jail.
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I'd rather not destroy what's left of my moolah.
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They're budget clippers, so there's a cord. No batteries.
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They work! No fixing needed.
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Yeah, all the necessary equipment... I just don't feel like cutting my hair.
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Maybe that needs a trim, but it certainly don't deserve it.
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It's smells funny, to be honest.
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Maybe it's literally "eau de toilette." Some water they took from a toilet after people took a pee.
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That would justify the name, anyway! And the smell.
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At least I know where I can refill, if this bottle runs out.
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My money smells good! Any money smells good!
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... Nope, nothing happened. There must not be any alcohol in that toilet water.
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Not too surprising, if it's really water from the toilet!
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Good idea, but wrong bottle...
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Maybe this tastes like coconut?
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(Cough, cough) Nope! More like toilet water!
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I was going to say this'd give it a better smell... Until I remembered how badly it stinks.
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The name is cool. MED500.
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If only I knew what this was for.
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Next time I feel sick, I'll take some.
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Can't think of any other way to find out what this is for.
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Health and money are separate things, but both are vital.
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Maybe you need scissors to open the box. But I still won't open it now.
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"Don't burn your medicine! Bring it back to your pharmacy!"
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Unfortunately, I doubt this tastes like coconut. The box clearly says "Cherry flavor."
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It's healthy enough!
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Oops, no. Slip of the tongue.
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Of course it's not mine! I'm not a woman!
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Even if I do have hormone fluctuations sometimes.
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Given the color, it probably tastes like strawberries.
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I don't know how to use the blush. Honest!
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Every bathroom needs a hairbrush!
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I mean, who doesn't have one? Men with messy hair, of course!
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No touching! That's strictly reserved for after waking up.
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And only once a day. Who knows what would happen if I broke that rule!
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That hairbrush serves only one purpose: brushing hair. Got it?
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To repeat: hairbrush, only for brushing hair.
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A little, tiny, winy, cutesy house!
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Yeah, it's really cute. But I really don't need it. I think.
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It's too tiny, I would lose it!
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A towel. In my bathroom. Yeah.
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This has me thinking... It smells a bit like mushrooms.
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Maybe I should wash it more than once a year?
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It does smell a bit like mushrooms... But I'm not sure Sandra would put a towel in her soup.
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Better look for real ones!
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Nope, that wouldn't burn; it's too wet.
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I don't need no stinking towel parts.
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I doubt a "full body" flavor would make a good coconut ice cream!
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The towel only has a musky body odor smell. I doubt the policeman would enjoy that.
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If I needed something to wrap that in, I don't think the towel would be my first choice.
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Just some wash gloves and disposable razors.
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Oh, and a bag of cat food.
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Why do I store cat food here?
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Who knows, someday a cat might get interested in catching the rats infesting my apartment.
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How will I feed it after it gets rid of all the rats, huh?!
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For the cat at the store?! No way! I wanna clear it off, not give it reasons to stay!
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No, that's not for cleaning, and it doesn't smell like cat food. So I won't put it there.
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Oh, I totally forgot I had this can of white paint!
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This dates back from when I repainted the room. Two years ago.
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Funny how things become invisible when you see them everyday!
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Maybe I should finish painting the room, someday?
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It's full of paint, and I don't wanna waste it! Better find another container.
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I'd rather make my money greener!
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There are better ways to falsify an ID card than to drop it into a can of paint...
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I would most likely just drop the lighter in there.
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Does it really taste like paint?
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(Vomits) Yes it does!
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Nah. I'd rather paint that blue.
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I recommend these! Very helpful for cleaning the room without leaving a trace on the floor.
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Oh, no! There's a hole in one.
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Where will I find the two euros to replace it?!
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Old people don't put money in their slippers. Just some newspaper to keep their feet warm.
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When I don't need this newspaper anymore, I'll put it in my slippers! No problem.
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The slippers are too nice to destroy them like that.
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I'm lucky! The sink never gets clogged.
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Urinating in it certainly helps.
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What am I supposed to say about a... sink, anyway?
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That'd be like throwing money out the window. Or down the drain.
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Why not! I'll pollute the water for the whole neighborhood.
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I probably need to do something with the ice cream here in the bathroom...
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But not throwing it down the sink.
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I could try licking the sink to see if it has a coconut flavor...
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But somehow, I doubt it!
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I tried, but it wouldn't go down the drain!
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One soap, two soaps.
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Great, learning to count in kindergarten wasn't a waste of time after all!
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I don't even know why I have soap. It's not like I ever wash my hands.
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The soap would only make it more slippery.
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Just a regular mirror.
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What did I expect? A ghostly face coming out of it?
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Mirror, mirror in the stall! Who's the hottest guy of all?
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Uh? Why'd it get all blurry, all of a sudden?
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Ha ha! I've got more money than you!
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I don't really need to show my ID to that guy. He knows who I am!
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I'm blind! I'm blind!
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Yeah, I should definitely take a picture of me doing that in the mirror.
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It's clearer with that there, isn't it?
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I actually don't remember when I put that there, or where it came from.
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But I'm pretty sure I used to see one just like it in the bar I always go to, until it disappeared one day.
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The sign doesn't show me how to do that!
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My toothbrush, toothpaste, and some peanut butter.
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Tom told me that peanut butter is just as good as toothpaste, but cheaper.
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I hope he wasn't joking, because I bought this jar for that sole purpose!
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I already tried, and it's really hard to brush my teeth with that.
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I've heard the bathroom power sockets have some extra protection.
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I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in there...
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Nothing happened? How disappointing.
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I want to! But it won't fit!
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Maybe if I turned the water on at the same time something would happen?
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So I put a finger into the socket...
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My other hand in the water... And...
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Nothing again? This is so...
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Yeah, I have to admit - I'm not a kid anymore.
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Some tissues for cleaning wounds.
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I think so, anyway. Never had a need for these.
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That doesn't need a bandage!
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"Acetylsalicylic Acid"
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What? Acid?! No way am I rubbing that on myself!
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I can't remember what this "Acetylsalicylic Acid" is for.
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I'll check on the web to see if "Acetylsalicylic Acid" blends well with that.
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Weird. It tastes like aspirin!
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An apple core... What's that doing here?
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Ewww! Look at that! A RED apple. So digusting.
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No thank you. I hate red apples.
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Unfortunately, he said he wants coconut ice cream, not apple...
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I seriously doubt that apple would taste like coconut.
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I would, if I knew what I was doing.
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Wall plaster. Well, that sure stinks!
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Got it? Sticking? Stinking?
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Yeah... I can't even laugh at my own joke. That was terrible.
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That stinks. Err, sticks. Whatever.
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I dream of living up in the clouds. I'm sure they're soft like cotton!
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I'm sure cotton is made from clouds that fell to earth.
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I seriously doubt the cotton would make it taste like coconut...
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Wrap it in cotton to make it softer?
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Nah. Life is harsh, so my inventory should be too.
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That looked interesting... But it ended there.
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Nothing in it, and I don't need a purse.
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What's a purse doing in here, anyway?
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The mysteries of alcoholism!
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I can't put anything in that bag, it's not mine!
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Yup, that's a handkerchief. It's even written there.
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Totally not panties in my medicine cabinet.
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I believe text over visuals!
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So if it says handkerchief, it's a handkerchief. And that's final!
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The panties are preventing me from trying that...
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Whoops! Slip of the tongue!
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This gives me the shivers.
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Someone could cut me open and then stitch me up with these!
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Enough with that! Or I'll get nightmares!
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People attach bank notes when they have a lot. Which I don't.
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Alright, but I'd need a much bigger reel, then!
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Another box of tissues.
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I've got several scattered in my rooms, in case I have a nosebleed or something!
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Just thinking about doing that makes me sick.
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You never know when you'll need some good scissors!
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I hope they don't cut a hole in my pants...
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To cut something, I'd need to pick up the scissors first.
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This is my deodorant.
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"Freshen up! With this coconut-flavored deodorant, the tropics will come destroy your filth!"
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Coconut flavored... Yeah, right.
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As if you could store coconut in that.
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"Freshen up! With this coconut-flavored deodorant, the tropics will come destroy your filth!"
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Wait a minute... Did they write... "coconut"?...
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Mmm... Not bad! This does taste a bit like coconut.
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Why? To give it a coconut flavor? Tsk!
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Been there, done that!
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<speed=2>...</speed>Some here... A little more... There!
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I sprayed coconut flavor all over the ice cube.
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No Caroline behind or inside the bathroom sink. I hope so, anyway.
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What a surprise! I don't see Caroline in the mirror. Just me.
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Did someone put Caroline in the paint can?... Unfortunately, no!
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To store some honey? No way! Where would I put my toothbrush?!
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It's a bit wet, but that's definitely a cookie!
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A cookie! I've crushed it a bit, but I think it's still good.
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I almost washed my hands with that!
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