Some great books I got for super-cheap! Only one euro each!
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You've surely heard about "My Trash", or "Batman in Wonderland". These are classics!
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Let's see... "Eat more Meat"... "Useless Book"...
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Nope. No cookbook here. Unless "Useless Book" has some good recipes.
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Maybe I should buy a "Get Rich Quick" book...
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I can see the titles well enough, and they still don't interest me.
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Aside from the fact that they're made of paper... I can't see any relation between the newspaper and these books.
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Tear apart those highly-valuable books?!
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No! Burning those books isn't worth the risk.
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Makes sense, I could put the book here with the others... But I promised to give it to Sandra.
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And waste all these wonderful books that I haven't read and never will?!
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Eat the books? Put the books in the can?
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I could hide it in the books, but why?
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Judging by the covers, none of these books would have a coconut taste.
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I love these things! They remind me of Christmas!
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Even if I don't like Christmas that much. My parents never gave me any present.
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They said it was too commercial, and that Santa doesn't exist!
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How could they lie to me like that?...
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It didn't cost that much. I keep it for the nostalgia.
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I see the globe well enough to notice it's really dirty.
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If I did that, the globe could fall and break... Nope.
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"Urgent Box"...? Oh, yes!
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I put some urgent things to do inside a few years ago.
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Totally forgot about it!
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I guess those things weren't so urgent, after all.
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I have more urgent things on my plate, currently!
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Yup... It's urgent I get more money.
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It's kinda urgent to change the picture on my next ID card, true...
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The real urgence is that I show this to the police! Why am I trying nonsense instead?!
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Nah... That box could come in handy someday. Can't destroy it.
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Nah... That box could come in handy someday. Can't destroy it.
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It's urgent to bring this to Sandra, yeah!
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I don't need to light it, I know what's inside, and it's not THAT urgent.
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It's urgent that I do something with this ice cream before it melts!
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Considering the expiration date, eating this is no longer urgent.
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The most urgent thing about that is bringing it back to Tom!
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It's not urgent enough to put in the box.
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My cousins are very religious. They offered me this.
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They said it's the angel of beauty and purity.
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I use it to scare away insects.
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It does work! I haven't seen a single moth on my clothes since I put it here.
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I could cut his wings, but he wouldn't be able to fly anymore!
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Nah... I can't burn it. I like it! It scares the roaches.
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I put the ice cream before him, but he refused it! These angels are so picky.
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I thought it moved when I showed it that. Probably just my imagination...
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The angel doesn't seem that interested...
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I don't feel like licking an angel to see if it tastes like coconut...
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I don't need an umbrella for now. The sun is shining!
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With this weather, I'd look really stupid with an umbrella!
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Err, I mean... even more stupid than usual.
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Even old people have more brains than to hide their money in an umbrella...
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I don't need to, these are just boring umbrellas. There's nothing else in the bag.
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Cut holes in my own umbrella...?
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It's not a Mary Poppins DVD.
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OK, let's pour the contents of the can on the umbrellas, and...
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I might need them! Maybe not today, but still!
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It would just fall down into the bag.
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That bag is really mysterious! Let's have a look-see...
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Hmmm... Well, after looking inside...
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I think it's better to leave that mystery alone.
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Nope... Some mysteries are better left unsolved...
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There's no money into it... Only something much worse.
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No, no, no... Lit or not, I'm not touching it!
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I'm not touching that bag. I know what's in there...
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...and it's better left a secret, I promise.
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I can't stand ties.
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That awful feeling of having your throat squeezed, suffocating...
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I don't know. Maybe I just tighten them too much.
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This isn't really a good string...
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I could tie the string to the tie... But I won't.
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I can't pull the curtain back any farther. There's nothing interesting behind it, anyway.
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You'll have to take my word for it. There's nothing behind that curtain!
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I don't need to light that up, and I've said why. There's nothing behind the curtain!
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No need to tie back the curtain. I prefer it free!
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Oh yeah! I could make little dolls from my curtain!
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Burn the curtain? Way too easy.
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I'm not used to hiding my things in a mess... Usually.
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Maybe the curtain has a coconut flavor?
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Oh gosh. That's... impossible to describe.
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Weird, I heard these things grow in closets, but mine doesn't!
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Maybe I should have watered it.
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At least the grass is still alive. Even if it is all dried up.
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It's so dried out that it wouldn't take more than a second to burn.
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It stands well enough. No need to bind it.
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Dunno why, but I can't see myself carrying pampas grass in my pockets.
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If I ever touch that thing, it'll fall to pieces.
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Maybe Pampas grass tastes a bit like coconut?
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Mmm, not bad... But it only tastes like salad.
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It's totally empty...
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I never put anything inside. Maybe that's why.
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It's full of emptiness.
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I like emptiness. I shouldn't fill it.
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That's a lot of tissues. But the rate I go through them is astonishing!
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Of course that's only one box. I've got more in the bathroom.
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OK. But first, I have to count them!
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One tissue, two tissues, three tissues, four tissues...
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Or maybe I just won't do that.
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No! Not until I count how many tissues are in the packet.
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I know, this would be better next to my printer.
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But I don't have one.
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I'm old fashioned, I use this papers to write on.
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Among other things.
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Not the same kind of paper... The paper ream is actually more valuable...
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I finished kindergarten long ago.
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Burn paper? What do you take me for, a beginner?
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One cone should be enough.
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I'd need a different kind of paper to wrap it as a present...
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Maybe if that was quality paper.
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A carnival mask, so cool! Wearing that, no one can see who you are!
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I like a good disguise, sometimes.
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Yeah, I could use that to disguise myself...
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But that probably wouldn't fit with a policeman disguise.
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If I commit robbery someday, I'll use a better mask.
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There's already a string attached for wearing it.
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Cut the mask? OK, but why, and especially... how?!
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No! The mask would just hide it.
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Now, what's that belt doing here?...
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Oh, yeah! I remember now! Silly me!
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Better leave it here. You never know when you'll need a good belt.
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I don't have enough money to need a belt.
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The belt is to attach big things, the string is for little ones.
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There are already enough holes!
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Leather doesn't burn very well.
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Yeah, and then I'll add some sauce, and eat the whole thing!
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I asked, and it doesn't want to be tied up!
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Just a simple whip. Very gentle, not too painful.
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My parents used to beat the dog with a whip like this.
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Such cruelty! Animals don't deserve that. Only humans.
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These would make strong but very short strings. I'm not interested.
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If you're insolent, I'll whip you!
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Now, that wallet is as empty as my bank account...
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Correction. ALMOST as empty. At least my wallet has some dust in it.
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I don't need the empty wallet...
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I'd rather keep it on me, I might need it later.
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I'm not used to putting junk in my pockets...
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...At least, not usually.
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I put my wallet here! Let's see...
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Uh oh... Something's wrong...
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It's empty! I've been robbed!!! Cash, credit card... all gone!
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Well, that shouldn't be a surprise. The thief must have taken it.
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At least he left my ID card. What a gentleman.
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Goodbye, shopping plans!
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Fortunately, I think I stored some spare money in the apartment.
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But where? I can't remember...
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Goodbye, shopping plans!
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Fortunately, I stored some spare money in that cupboard.
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But where's the key to open it?
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I'm absolutely certain there's something useful here... Like a key or something...
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But I can't see a thing.
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I don't like rummaging through my stuff in the dark...
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Hmmm... Is there ANY way to fix that?
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... Whoops! I forgot. No batteries.
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Much better! Now I can rummage through this mess...
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...Here's my broken computer... My sewing supplies... A pet petter...
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Awesome! Here's a flashlight! I needed o...
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...Let's just put that back...
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Ah ha! I found something interesting!
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By the way... What does this key open?
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There's a lot of stuff in there, but I doubt I'll find a coconut.
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Nah. That cardboard box is already full of crap.
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A winter scarf... A printer manual... A banana slicer...
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Err...Is that a pillow shaped like a mermaid?
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It's amazing how much useless stuff can pile up in a few months.
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Hmmm... Can't see anything remotely useful here.
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The lighter won't be enough to see by. And I might end up burning the whole thing!
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I doubt throwing the batteries in the box will help.
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These are... handcuffs.
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I don't need them... for now.
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They're new! Never got the chance to use them!
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That's right! I need handcuffs for my disguise.
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The thought of Hector's hand in these makes me all excited!
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...Erm... I mean...
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That doesn't look like a very exciting combination.
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Oh! I forgot I had this!
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A mini... vibrating... Eiffel Tower.
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Say, it still has batteries! These could come in handy.
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I'll just put that aside...
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I don't have to vibrate that.
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That dried up thing? I wish it was Caroline, but nope... just grass.
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Yeah, there's a lot of useless junk in that box, but absolutely no little girls.
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What the heck?! What are you doing in my apartment?
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I followed you, gramps! You're so dumb!
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Don't call me that! I found you, didn't I?
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Anyway, your mother and I are going on a trip together, to a foreign country!
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We're leaving in two hours!
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Are you kidding me?
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Nope! And you know what? I invited you too! (because I was forced to)
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Forget it! I'm not going!
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Yes, you will! (With a kick in the butt if you keep...)
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She's run away... Gah! I hate her so much!
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Quick! I don't think she's left the apartment... She must still be around here, somewhere!
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No trace of a little girl behind the curtain...
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Wow! A cookie? How did it end up there?
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There's a cookie stuck on the curtain. Cool!
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Ah! Looks like I ate some cookies the last time it rained!
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Mmm... I might need these!
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