Erm... Those are for decoration.
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It... kinda gives a jungle feeling to the room, and...
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Well, OK. That's just a cobweb.
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If only I had a wife. Those would disappear like magic!
NOTE:
I could put my money here...
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But the spider isn't going to sell me anything.
NOTE:
Not until the spider show me its ID first.
NOTE:
Why am I lighting it up? To see the cobweb even better?
NOTE:
I could hang the string on the cobweb...
NOTE:
If I had a good reason.
NOTE:
No! This is natural art! I shouldn't destroy it.
NOTE:
Dang. The cobweb refuses to open.
NOTE:
Judging from the leftovers... the spider doesn't need cooking lessons.
NOTE:
No, I don't think the ice cream cone would be more tasty with a spider on it.
NOTE:
Do spiders eat meat and beans?
NOTE:
Mmm... Probably not. It didn't react when I showed it the can.
NOTE:
No need. The spider can see the TV from there already.
NOTE:
That's my doorMATE...
NOTE:
Yes, I said doorMATE. Because he's my best mate when I come back drunk and...
NOTE:
'Found it at a junk shop. 'Thought it was funny.
NOTE:
Hide the moolah under the doormat?
NOTE:
After all my effort to find it?!
NOTE:
Erm... I don't think this is the right place to store my ID...
NOTE:
No way! The doormat is already full of string. I wouldn't be able to find it again!
NOTE:
Hiding THAT under the doormat?! Isn't it a bit too... BIG?!
NOTE:
No way! I love this doormat!
NOTE:
Hiding a key under the doormat...
NOTE:
That'd be too dangerous! Considering all the alcohol it soaked up.
NOTE:
No, I'm not dropping it on the doormat. I'm not a kid anymore!
NOTE:
Maybe if I were Asian...
NOTE:
But I'm not used eating on the floor.
NOTE:
I'd be risking someone stepping on it...
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And most likely, that someone would be me!
NOTE:
My clock works. Like clockwork.
NOTE:
This clock's good enough for me! I won't spend money to replace it.
NOTE:
No, I can't see any slot to insert my ID.
NOTE:
I can already see the time pretty well. It's midnight.
NOTE:
I can fix anything with strings!...
NOTE:
But... this doesn't need to be fixed, does it?
NOTE:
This is called "hard plastic" for a reason.
NOTE:
Oh, sure! Just give me a few days to find the keyhole on this clock!
NOTE:
Yes, it has eyes and a mouth...
NOTE:
But somehow, I doubt the clock can read this book.
NOTE:
I'd never burn anyone's face!
NOTE:
Besides, it's looking right at me!
NOTE:
No, clock! You can't have some!
NOTE:
Not until you're actually useful!
NOTE:
Hey, maybe I could add some hair to those sausages!
NOTE:
I'm going to make a big revelation here...
NOTE:
These eyes are FAKE.
NOTE:
That painting is AMAZING.
NOTE:
Seriously, that's the most beautiful painting I've ever seen in my life!
NOTE:
Those vibrant colors...these gorgeous lines... Yeah, it's perfect!
NOTE:
EVERYONE in the world should have a chance to see it.
NOTE:
This is art! It doesn't have monetary value!
NOTE:
No way! I can't take the risk of damaging this masterpiece!
NOTE:
I should get a hair cut!
NOTE:
"Take a look at yourself, and then make a change!"
NOTE:
Hey! The man in the mirror grabbed it from my hands!
NOTE:
Show me your ID, man!
NOTE:
Alright! Thank you.
NOTE:
Wow! I'm blind! Stop it!
NOTE:
Wow! Yours is even longer than mine!...
NOTE:
Hey, what are you gonna cut with those scissors...?
NOTE:
Any idea what this key opens? No?...
NOTE:
Well, that was worth a try.
NOTE:
AH! As if that guy could read!...
NOTE:
I could try starting that on fire, but would I burn too?...
NOTE:
Heck no! He doesn't deserve it.
NOTE:
The man in the mirror doesn't look hungry.
NOTE:
Yeah, maybe I'll let that guy watch this later.
NOTE:
It works like an old frying pan.
NOTE:
I swear! I cooked eggs on it once!
NOTE:
It still kinda smells the rotten eggs.
NOTE:
Err, actually no... That's not the radiator.
NOTE:
And risk burning my money ?!
NOTE:
I'm not used to storing personal effects on the radiator.
NOTE:
I don't need a flashlight to know this needs a serious cleaning!
NOTE:
I could attach it to the radiator...
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But my mom never taught me how to tie knots.
NOTE:
And what if it falls in the radiator, huh?
NOTE:
I'd need a new pair of scissors!
NOTE:
The key is too small for the radiator holes.
NOTE:
Guess I need a bigger one, then...
NOTE:
No. The book refuses to fit in the radiator.
NOTE:
A lighter... On a gas radiator...
NOTE:
...Nothing happens.
NOTE:
Now my radiator will cool the room!
NOTE:
Oh, that wouldn't be the first time I cooked on this radiator.
NOTE:
It's not mine, I can't risk letting it get stuck in the radiator.
NOTE:
One of my boots. My favorites for winter, they really keep your feet warm.
NOTE:
I wonder where the other one is...?
NOTE:
Ah! There it is. Great.
NOTE:
Not that I'll be wearing them. It's 100 degrees outside!
NOTE:
Nope. I already have the perfect shoes for this weather.
NOTE:
Only old people hide money in their shoes.
NOTE:
Or was it mattresses?...
NOTE:
"You want my ID? Take that!"
NOTE:
...Nothing in the shoe. Weird.
NOTE:
That's a style without laces.
NOTE:
Oh, sure! A few cuts and it'll be ready for summer!
NOTE:
I was expecting something to happen when I put the key in the shoe.
NOTE:
Real life is so boring.
NOTE:
Now I've got a book in a shoe!
NOTE:
(Sigh) Now I have to get it back out!
NOTE:
Burn my favorite shoe?!
NOTE:
Yeah, but then wearing them could get slippery.
NOTE:
I don't eat my shoes. And I don't eat IN my shoes.
NOTE:
For a second there, I thought I'd shove this DVD into my shoe...
NOTE:
Maybe I'm still drunk.
NOTE:
Looks like a can of food!
NOTE:
I should grab it...
NOTE:
Ngggggnnnn... It's high... So high...
NOTE:
Ah-ah! Not high enough, though!
NOTE:
"Best before: October 1998"
NOTE:
Well, they say it's BEST to eat it before that date, not REQUIRED.
NOTE:
Good enough for me!
NOTE:
Ah, yes, I remember now.
NOTE:
That's the only door with a lock, so I keep some cash in there.
NOTE:
Now the question is... Where's the key?!
NOTE:
Where the heck is that key, again?
NOTE:
I... think I left it in a dark, messy area...
NOTE:
I tried to break the lock with the ID card, but it didn't work.
NOTE:
Mmm... That key doesn't fit... That one doesn't either...
NOTE:
That's weird. The keys I got at Dumoulin's don't work at home!
NOTE:
Maybe I could hit it with the flashlight...
NOTE:
Nah. I only scuffed it.
NOTE:
Oh, I saw Mac Gyver picking a lock with a string once!
NOTE:
Alas, I'm no Mac Gyver...
NOTE:
With the blade, maybe I can...
NOTE:
The cookbook could be useful, of course...
NOTE:
But not for picking locks.
NOTE:
I won't burn my grandma's cupboard!
NOTE:
That's the only thing I inherited!
NOTE:
I know, the can was on the cupboard...
NOTE:
That doesn't necessarily mean it can open that lock.
NOTE:
Yeah, after all, that DVD is magic!
NOTE:
Go on, Snow White! Open it for me!
NOTE:
...Dang it, you useless princess!
NOTE:
Finally! Some money!
NOTE:
What, that's all? 5.75 euros? I thought I had more left...
NOTE:
And me without my credit card. Great.
NOTE:
It's empty now. No more moolah. (Sigh)
NOTE:
Hey, but I need the money! I shouldn't put it back!
NOTE:
This is no place to put an ID card!
NOTE:
It's much better to leave it in a random pocket of a random jacket.
NOTE:
No, no. I prefer to keep it with me.
NOTE:
There's only a big piece of sheet in there.
NOTE:
'Sheet' with two 'ees'.
NOTE:
That piece of sheet is so big that there's no room for anything else!
NOTE:
My vacuum... iron... cleaning products...
NOTE:
I don't need to put more useless stuff in here!
NOTE:
That one's totally empty.
NOTE:
Aside from the hundred cockroaches living in there.
NOTE:
Oh... The cockroaches are gone now.
NOTE:
Oh! So cute! The cockroaches are back!
NOTE:
I was about to give them this... But the cockroaches are gone.
NOTE:
They probably expected it. Genius creatures!
NOTE:
Here, roach, roach, roach!
NOTE:
Well, it's a power socket. Although this makes me think...
NOTE:
I've always wondered what it really does if you put your fingers in there.
NOTE:
Yeah, that's totally an urban legend. And I'm gonna prove it!
NOTE:
Ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh!!!
NOTE:
Right. Why would I do that? It's childish.
NOTE:
My mom always told me not to play with it.
NOTE:
...The rolled up bill fits inside.
NOTE:
Now I have powerful money!
NOTE:
THIS is flat. The HOLE is round.
NOTE:
Oh, that doesn't fit! How surprising!
NOTE:
That's no rechargeable flashlight!
NOTE:
Oh... The string is only an inch too large to fit.
NOTE:
I'd need smaller blades. These don't fit.
NOTE:
My gosh. Am I confusing this power outlet with a key hole?!
NOTE:
Must be still hazy from last night...
NOTE:
There seems to be a size problem...
NOTE:
The lighter wouldn't fit. And I can't burn anything. Dang!
NOTE:
Yeah, let's marry the power outlet to an ice cream cone, so they can short circuit beautiful children!
NOTE:
I doubt putting a sausage in the socket would improve its efficiency.
NOTE:
I don't know... Maybe this isn't the right way to watch a DVD.
NOTE:
Light! Dark! Light! Dark!
NOTE:
Oh, I could do this ALL day!
NOTE:
Leave the lightswitch alone. It's already working perfectly!
NOTE:
Better not touch it... The screws aren't very tight.
NOTE:
Wow. I should really stop touching it now.
NOTE:
And there goes the beautiful pottery Auntie gave me! What a shame!
NOTE:
Pfff... I'll just leave it like this.
NOTE:
I'm afraid adding this would only make it collapse.
NOTE:
My aunt makes pottery. She gave me this.
NOTE:
I couldn't bring myself to throw it out.
NOTE:
That... thing... isn't BROKEN?!
NOTE:
How is that even possible?! It fell from six feet high!
NOTE:
Not even a scratch...
NOTE:
Auntie's spirit must be inside protecting it.
NOTE:
Can't see any other explanation.
NOTE:
Thankfully I didn't have to buy that "thing."
NOTE:
This is hardly the right place to put my ID card!
NOTE:
To see it even better?!
NOTE:
No! Artists don't like when you customize their work.
NOTE:
No, I don't think my aunt installed a lock on it...
NOTE:
Oh no! That doesn't fit!
NOTE:
Too bad, I could have made it a bundle gift for Sandra.
NOTE:
I've already tried... That thing refuses to burn!
NOTE:
The ice cream would only become even less tasty.
NOTE:
Say, why not! Let's pour the can in it, at least it'd finally be of some use!
NOTE:
That thing can't even hold a DVD. How useless!
NOTE:
That plant looks like a zombie. Maybe I should water it more often?
NOTE:
Hey, what's that?...
NOTE:
A few funfair coins from last year! Cool!
NOTE:
What a coincidence, the funfair starts tomorrow!
NOTE:
I'll put these coins aside for now.
NOTE:
I'll use them at the funfair today!
NOTE:
Now you're officially dead, zombie-plant!
NOTE:
Yeah, yeah, I should buy a new one...
NOTE:
I doubt the flower is interested in my ID card...
NOTE:
The flower is beyond repair! Especially using that...
NOTE:
I don't have the heart to do this...
NOTE:
That flower can't help me with the key...
NOTE:
Teach a zombie flower to cook? Really?
NOTE:
No... I feel sorry for the little plant.
NOTE:
It's probably thirsty, but that's too much sugar for a plant!
NOTE:
Erm... Plants don't grow from meat and beans.
NOTE:
Maybe I should move it, so it can see the TV better?
NOTE:
Oh, silly me! It's dead, anyway.
NOTE:
I lost the remote control! So it's stuck on the "Cooking-Fan" channel.
NOTE:
Only cooking programs. (Yawn)
NOTE:
My cooking skills won't improve watching that.
NOTE:
That TV cost me an arm and a leg!
NOTE:
It better works for AT LEAST a century.
NOTE:
Maybe if there was a policeman on screen.
NOTE:
Did you know that this TV screen can generate its own light?
NOTE:
Isn't that wonderful?
NOTE:
Maybe if there was a cat on screen...
NOTE:
That reminds me of a horror film... with a tower... and a clock.
NOTE:
The fools! They haven't invented a TV with a key to switch it on.
NOTE:
That'd be incredibly redundant!
NOTE:
Noooo! The TV's all new! Mint condition!
NOTE:
Don't tempt virtual people. It's bad.
NOTE:
True! I saw a commercial for that brand, recently.
NOTE:
Yeah, my TV's all new... But it doesn't read DVDs.
NOTE:
I guess I'll need to use that old DVD player, then... (sigh)
NOTE:
Oh, I borrowed this DVD from Tom. "Snow White and the Three Little Pigs".
NOTE:
I love cartoon movies! Reminds me of my childhood!
NOTE:
Uh, what's that "X" rating on the back?
NOTE:
Probably a mistake...
NOTE:
Instead of trying weird combinations, maybe I should...
NOTE:
I don't know... pick it up?!
NOTE:
The salesman told me it was the all-new, next-gen, must have console!
NOTE:
Somehow I feel cheated.
NOTE:
Yeah, let's play some "Super Fart Simulator"!
NOTE:
You've got to be kidding me.
NOTE:
I already replaced it twice! Rubbish console.
NOTE:
I am SO not buying another one.
NOTE:
At least, not until "Glad of War 4" is released. Can't wait!
NOTE:
So I shouldn't spend time playing stupid games.
NOTE:
Hey wait! I was joking!
NOTE:
What if we could insert our ID cards into a console to play as ourselves?
NOTE:
Quick, I've gotta patent the idea!
NOTE:
Mmm... So much dust in the cartridge slot...
NOTE:
There! Good as new!
NOTE:
I heard a guy repaired his console with a bit of string...
NOTE:
Not only a DVD player, it also reads VHS cassettes!
NOTE:
Yeah, let's insert some cash and order a cherry cola!
NOTE:
Is it worth the risk damaging both my card and my DVD player?
NOTE:
...It didn't work. Fortunately, the card didn't get stuck.
NOTE:
Looks like some chips managed to end up inside the player.
NOTE:
No wonder it made such crunchy noises!
NOTE:
There's already one in there, actually!
NOTE:
I fixed the lens of the DVD player with a tiny bit of string once!
NOTE:
I may not be a genius, but I don't see anything to cut here...
NOTE:
Not the right hole.
NOTE:
Cool! The book is the same size as a cassette.
NOTE:
I won't insert it, though. I'm fed up with cooking programs.
NOTE:
I prefer to burn discs.
NOTE:
My DVD player is too old to eat ice cream.
NOTE:
Does this look like an oven?
NOTE:
Yes! Let's watch some cartoons! Can't wait!
NOTE:
... "Sexymax films"? Never heard of that studio.
NOTE:
Uh? What's that pig doing?...
NOTE:
...Hey! Stop it! Don't you hear her screaming?
NOTE:
Wow! Now that's what I call a modernized remake!
NOTE:
Nah. I've had enough cartoon action for today!
NOTE:
I can't open it. Weird, there's no lock.
NOTE:
Nghhh... No, can't open it.
NOTE:
I know money can unlock doors...
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Not drawers, though.
NOTE:
I tried sliding the card but that didn't work...
NOTE:
Maybe it's just not supposed to open.
NOTE:
Yeah...if it was an X-ray flashlight...
NOTE:
Gah! The string is stuck!
NOTE:
Ok! Got it back! Pheew!
NOTE:
Nah... The blades are too big to fit.
NOTE:
It's not locked! Just stuck.
NOTE:
Err... not sure the book can help here...
NOTE:
Yeah, sure! Let's burn the drawer, and ditch all my equipment around it!
NOTE:
To make it more slippery?
NOTE:
...Nope. Still stuck.
NOTE:
And my ice cream got a little shorter.
NOTE:
Nope. I damaged the drawer, but it's still stuck.
NOTE:
I could put the DVD in there... IF it was open.
NOTE:
There are only magazines in this drawer.
NOTE:
More precisely, hundreds of TV channel listings.
NOTE:
Should I get rid of these old TV magazines?
NOTE:
Nah... It's worth knowing "Titanic" aired on this very day, 5 years ago!
NOTE:
I thought game consoles had wireless controllers, nowadays...
NOTE:
So why does mine have a wire?!
NOTE:
It doesn't even vibrate! And I love things that vibrate!
NOTE:
Weird! It's the same size as this bill!
NOTE:
Maybe it's a sign...
NOTE:
This card is really useful for cheating at track & fields video games!
NOTE:
That's why it's damaged on one side.
NOTE:
I've heard of a game using a specific flashlight device...
NOTE:
There's already a wire... Unfortunately.
NOTE:
Yeah! Let's make it a wireless controller!
NOTE:
I wish things were that simple.
NOTE:
Only virtual keys can help.
NOTE:
To smash all the buttons at once?
NOTE:
This lighter is really helpful for cheating at track & fields videos games!
NOTE:
Yeah, I have creative ways of cheating.
NOTE:
Eating ice cream while playing video games... That reminds me of...err, yesterday.
NOTE:
No. I won't smash my precious pad with an old can of sausages.
NOTE:
"Either you watch a DVD, or play video games! Not both at the same time!"
NOTE:
According to my mom.
NOTE:
Hey! It wasn't like this yesterday!
NOTE:
The burglar must have stepped on it.
NOTE:
Seriously... What kind of thief trips over trash bags?
NOTE:
I'd better clean that up...
NOTE:
There! Much better.
NOTE:
Grmphhh. I'm so annoyed, that I'm gonna leave it there.
NOTE:
Whaaaat?! Throwing my hard earned money in the trash?!
NOTE:
I wish we could just get rid of all this administrative stuff...
NOTE:
Erm... Ok, let's get courageous and examinate this trash bag thoroughly...
NOTE:
A rotten fish... Some yogurt tubs...
NOTE:
Pizza boxes... A hundred used tissues...
NOTE:
Ewww! What just moved ?!
NOTE:
I'd better stop before I get bitten...
NOTE:
To throw the trash away?
NOTE:
The heck! Isn't it spread on the floor enough already?!
NOTE:
I'm not going to rip it open!
NOTE:
Throw the key away? Poor little key!
NOTE:
To be honest, the book already smells like trash...
NOTE:
Let's see... Err... No, I haven't eaten coconut recently.
NOTE:
Nah! It might still be edible.
NOTE:
I can't throw it away! The DVD's not mine.
NOTE:
That's the string from the trash bag.
NOTE:
Mmm... Maybe that could be useful?
NOTE:
What the? I can't rip it with my hands!
NOTE:
That'll teach me to buy "extra-strong" trashbags.
NOTE:
Nothing doing. I can't cut it with my hands!
NOTE:
Yeah! Buying those scissors was the best thing I've ever done!
NOTE:
What? Even with this, I can't cut it?
NOTE:
Oh! I lost that packet of crisps last month!
NOTE:
When I'm old and senile, I'll hide my money in leftovers.
NOTE:
I should really stop trying every possible combination...
NOTE:
I can see it clearly. It's nearly empty.
NOTE:
No point trying to save the leftover chips from going stale.
NOTE:
When I'm old, I'll cut my crisps with scissors to chew them.
NOTE:
I'd rather burn marshmallows than chips...
NOTE:
How does that taste?...
NOTE:
I'm afraid they won't blend well.
NOTE:
I know!... I'm going to...
NOTE:
That armchair looks nice... But actually it's awful.
NOTE:
After sitting in it for an hour, I can't get out of it!
NOTE:
I should have bought something less comfortable...
NOTE:
Wait, what did I just say?...
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I'm not old enough to hide money in my sofa.
NOTE:
Let's put the card into the armchair and...
NOTE:
Whoops. Something's missing from that plan.
NOTE:
There's more than enough light.
NOTE:
I'm afraid I might lose the string.
NOTE:
Aren't there enough holes already?
NOTE:
Got the key: check.
NOTE:
Find the keyhole: failure!
NOTE:
I'm not the type to read a cookbook...
NOTE:
It's true, that armchair is so old and damaged now...
NOTE:
Uh? How come nothing's on screen?
NOTE:
Oh, right... Maybe I should insert the disk!
NOTE:
That painting is really something!
NOTE:
There are several interpretations for the pattern, though.
NOTE:
According to ancient aliens theorists, this represents a UFO destroying the earth on Judgement Day.
NOTE:
But some others say the truth is out there.
NOTE:
Now that I think about it... Maybe I should turn it around.
NOTE:
So that people who enter the room can actually see it.
NOTE:
I would only scratch the surface!
NOTE:
"Piero della francesca"
NOTE:
It could mean "Stone of France"...
NOTE:
Or maybe "French Fries"?
NOTE:
I think the plaque isn't authentic. So it's worthless.
NOTE:
A plaque... A card... Nope.
NOTE:
I can see it well enough already!
NOTE:
Maybe I could change the letters somehow...
NOTE:
The plaque...smells like chicken. I'm out of luck.
NOTE:
Hey! Didn't they use the same font on the DVD cover?
NOTE:
I like to read my comics here.
NOTE:
That's why I needed a lamp. Couldn't put it anywhere else.
NOTE:
I doubt I can carry it.
NOTE:
When I am rich, I'll own a lamp decorated with money.
NOTE:
Adding a lamp to a lamp?
NOTE:
Of course! Why didn't anyone think of that before?!
NOTE:
Dunno... I'm not good enough to customize it properly.
NOTE:
Who do you take me for? A girl?
NOTE:
I don't read that kind of literature!
NOTE:
It's no use. The lamp tastes like...
NOTE:
Reading DVD cases in the middle of the night...
NOTE:
Looks like something's in there...
NOTE:
Yes! That's a cookie!
NOTE:
It is! That UFO is in fact a cookie!
NOTE:
Oh, there's a cookie here!
NOTE:
Weird, I can't remember the last time I bought cookies...
NOTE:
Well, well! If it isn't a cookie!
NOTE:
That spider thought she could keep it for dinner, uh?
NOTE:
Looks like she's already eaten some of it, though.
NOTE:
Carved here, on the door, is a...
NOTE:
(Yawn) That was a good night!
NOTE:
...Man! It's already late!
NOTE:
I need to get to my appointment with the inspector.
NOTE:
After that, I'll check on Hector...
NOTE:
Then I could do some fishing with Tom, by the lake...
NOTE:
Oh, I almost forgot! The funfair starts today!
NOTE:
Unfortunately... This is where this demo ends!
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Thank you for playing, hope you enjoyed it! There are more great adventures to come!
NOTE:
...My stomach hurts... Must be that pinch of soup I ate yesterday...
NOTE:
And, wow, I had some weird dreams!
NOTE:
More like nightmares, actually... An archaeologist calling to ask for my help, and to come to Nogo!
NOTE:
Nogo! Yeah, right. As if that country exists. I've got quite the imagination!
NOTE:
...Crap. The phone's been picked up. That means... Gulp.
NOTE:
That wasn't a dream! Oh no...
NOTE:
Great... I'd better call the airport...
NOTE:
Alright, the next flight is at noon.
NOTE:
What should I do until then? Mmm...
NOTE:
Maybe I could check on my favorite neighbor!
NOTE:
If she's eaten much of that soup, she might be in a hospital right now.
NOTE:
Caroline is a rubbish girl, but she's not in the bag.
NOTE:
I was expecting to see Caroline sitting here with a knife, like in horror films...
NOTE:
I don't know if she'd fit, but Caroline's not in the wardrobe...
NOTE:
So... How will I conduct my search?
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