Phew! Finally back home! I really missed Paris with all its traffic jams.
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I can't wait to take a shower!
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Mom, can you open the door? I wanna play in my room!
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(Pssst... Can you ditch him now, Mom? We don't need him anymore!)
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(Sorry honey. I think I'll keep him a little longer.)
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Bye, idiot! Hope to never see you again!
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Oh, my! We almost forgot Bjoline!
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(I wish we had... Why couldn't we leave it in Nogo, anyway?!...)
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Mommy, those stairs are tiring... Can't we move to a ground floor apartment?
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Err... We'll see. Go ahead, your sister's inside.
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Alright, Mommy! See ya, Daddy! (Bleuargh)
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So, you agree to shared custody? One-week rotations?
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Until it's 18 years old?! Can't we just abandon it on the freeway?!
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Hey! It's your fault. You need to take responsability for your mistakes!
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I'm already doing you a favor by keep it half the time!
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OK, OK... Man, I should really have given that wish some more thought...
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It's a shame we had to sell that diamond.
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Well, that wouldn't have happened if you had paid for the hotel in the first place!
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The manager refused to let us back in. We had no choice!
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We couldn't leave all our luggage in Nogo, could we?
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(Definitely... Some clothes and plastic bags full of crap are worth way more than a diamond...)
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Erm... 17.25 euros.
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Divided into three shares... That makes 5.75 euros! Here's your cut of the treasure!
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Oh, don't give me that face! We had fun, didn't we?
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And we saved the world!
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I guess you're right...
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(Pffft, all that for nothing...)
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Oh, look! I got a letter from my parents! They must have gotten my postcard!
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"Dear Sandra. Thank you for keeping in touch."
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"But... Please tell us it's a joke. How dare you send a card of someone's buttocks?!"
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"We didn't raise you like this!"
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"Does the postcard of all that sand mean anything? Do you think our life is as empty as the scenery in the picture?!"
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"We really don't appreciate your sense of humor. According to you, we got screwed?!"
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"Your father said he never wants to see you again. Oh, and he asked me to add - screw you too!"
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"We really don't appreciate your sense of humor. Poor little kitten!"
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"I'm afraid your so-called postcard didn't really survive the trip. It was full of worms and insects."
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"We hope you only made a mistake and didn't intend for us to eat that disgusting thing."
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"We appreciate your kind thought but we can afford to buy toilet paper, you know."
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"Although your father did try wiping with the card to please you. He said it was very soft."
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"And why didn't you bother to write a message? It was such a disappointment."
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"And what about that message? {message}?"
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You know we're getting old, so we don't really understand all that slang."
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"And that message! {message}!"
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How dare you talk to us like that?! After everything we've done for you!"
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"Anyway, we hope you found a gentle and handsome man on your vacation instead of just another slob like all the others."
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Great, they liked my postcard!
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Don't go yet! Don't you remember? I promised to give you...
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...something good... when we come back...
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Wait a sec! I'll be right back!
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(Uh? What is she doing?)
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I kept some soup from the other day in the fridge. It's been almost a week but I'm sure it's still good!
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Besides, you don't seem hard to please when it comes to food!
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...Sure! Thank you so much!
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Don't worry, I'll make you some more someday!
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(Sigh) Let's just throw it in the trash here.
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There we go! Time to get back to my apartment!
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...Oh yeah, my lock is still broken. I hope nobody stole anything.
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I think I left the water running! What an idiot! That'll teach me to go on vacation without checking...
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Good thing the water didn't reach Sandra's apartment, she'd have killed me.
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Anyway, home sweet home! I missed my beautiful apartment.
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Say, I never really paid attention! Have the walls always been purple?
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I'll take a nap. Hopefully the water never reached the top of my bed.
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Ah! Home, sweet home!
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I really missed my beautiful apartment. I wouldn't change it for anything in the world!
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Say, I never really paid attention! Have the walls always been purple?
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I'll take a nap. I missed my bed too! And my teddy! It's been so hard to sleep without it.
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Someone's knocking at my door?
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Miss me already, huh?
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I just wanted to talk about...
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What in the world...?! What happened in here?!
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(Oh my gosh. No way am I EVER gonna live with that pig.)
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I need to tell you something important.
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I hesitated to tell you before because you might thing I'm crazy but...
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What?! No! I hope not!
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It's just... This whole week, I've had a strange sensation...
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Almost like... someone's been spying on me.
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You did get rid of the microphone Roger put in your clothes, didn't you?
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The one in my panties? Yes, of course!
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At some points in Nogo, I even felt like I didn't have control over my body. I kept trying nonsense.
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It feels like... a spirit. An extra terrestrial, maybe.
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Aaah! I see what you mean!
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Ever since that night I got drunk, I've constantly had that same feeling! Like being made to do foolish things!
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So it wasn't because you're just dumb?
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No! We're being spied on. Right now, actually.
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Right there! Behind the screen!
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You've played with us quite long enough. We deserve to know of your existence!
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Come on! Say something!
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Bjorn, I can't hear anything.
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It's... probably shy!
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I know you're there! Say something!
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Bjorn, I think it's making fun of us.
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I can't believe it!
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Leave us alone! We want some privacy!
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Yeah! Good luck with your own life, but this spying ends here and now!
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Great! My internet's back. That crappy country was so annoying.
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Uh, there's something bothering me... in my pocket...
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Ah! It's this old thing. Totally forgot about it.
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I'll just put it here.
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Awesome! I got lots of messages from my friends!
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I'm gonna play video games all night long!
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SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE GAME CREATOR!
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Thank you for playing! Your progress has been saved.
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Don't forget to check the "Extras" section in the game menu, where you'll find art, music and more to unlock!
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By completing your first playthrough, you've unlocked the "Name changer" to rename the characters! You'll find it in the options.
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You'll also be able to skip through dialog by pressing the "view hotspots" button!
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If you're some kind of (crazy) completionist (who likes wasting time), start a new game right now to find all the cookies and game overs!
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Don't forget to rate the game wherever you bought it! Especially if you liked it. (But also if you didn't.)
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By the way! Be sure to check out my new adventure game BROK the InvestiGator!
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BROK is a very ambitious adventure. At the moment of writing, it's set for release in 2022.
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Wow! You've finished the game again! Amazing!
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And you got all the gameovers! Congrats!
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No way! You got all the achievements?!
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Don't you have something more interesting to do in your life?!
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Don't expect any reward, though! I didn't have time to program it. What a shame, uh?
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