One of the bad guys!
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Bad? What makes you say that?
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You're after the treasure!
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You were trying to enter private property.
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You're pointing a gun at us!
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Good point. Just a reflex though.
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Anyway, thanks for getting this far! This makes it much easier!
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But enough said! The game is over. For you!
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So, who should be the first one to die?
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The little brat! She's annoying and not useful at all!
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Not true! I did much more than you to get here, Grandpa!
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Please don't! She's only eight years old!
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You can't do that! I don't wanna live the rest of my life with that dimwit!
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Don't worry, honey. I'm sure there are good orphanages out there.
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Are you a bunch of idiots? You're ALL going to die, anyway!
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(I can hardly stand on my feet, but... There's got to be something I can do!...)
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You can't do that! Just look at her!
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Surely there'd be better things to do with a beautiful woman than killing her, huh?...
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Bjorn!!! What the heck are you suggesting?!
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I'm just trying to save your skin!
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You're wasting your time. She's not my type.
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Uh? Really?... OK...
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In that case, erm... Maybe you'd be more inclined...
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Huh?... Don't come any closer!
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I think... maybe you would... enjoy... my company... better...
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Oh, no! I can't believe it!
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You were gay all along?!
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I told you, Mom! But you wouldn't listen!
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Wow! What a quick shot! You didn't even let him finish!
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Bjorn! Can you hear me?
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Hardly... Urgh... Can you help?...
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Oh, sorry! I forgot to say, I haven't got much experience as a nurse yet.
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Besides, you've got a hole in your head.
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(I think I can take it... Just need to find a way to move forward...)
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Hey, I'm curious! What's the model of your gun?
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This? It's a 0.38 TT99, a semi-automatic pistol.
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These bullets can pierce all kinds of flesh from any distance!
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Sure thing! (Shoots)
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There! Do you feel that pain? Pretty efficient, huh?
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I confirm... Urgh...
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Alright, then! Let's start with the girl.
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I didn't really prepare something, so let me think...
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Oh my gosh... What are we going to...
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Caroline?! What have you done!
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I knocked him out with a rock! That was a good shot, uh?
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Are you crazy?! You could have gotten all of us killed!
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He was mean! Threatening Mom! You were just standing there doing nothin' like a coward!
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I couldn't do anything! He was staring at me!
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Honey, you're amazing! Thank you so much!
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(That girl is the devil... She just killed someone and we're acting like everything is OK!)
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(Why am I the only one thinking that?!)
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Caroline?! Look what you've done!
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You've ruined my can! Good food, totally wasted!
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He was mean! Threatening Mom! You were just standing there and doing nothin' like a coward!
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Honey, you're amazing! Thank you so much!
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That was a good shot, uh?
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(Pfft... To think I lugged it around everywhere, just to get it wasted like this...)
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(Though... It's probably still edible. If I'm hungry later, I'll just lick the food off the corpse.)
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The bomb has exploded!
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...Oh no! The temple is shaking! An earthquake?...
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We have to get out of here!
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Thank you, Mrs. Obvious!
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Caroline, take my...
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Oh my gosh! Where is she?!
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You must have lost her on the way.
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CAROLINE!!! COME BACK!!!
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Oh no!!! My poor baby!!!
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You and me, we'll just have to make another baby! A much better one, less fat.
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And much less annoying.
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This is no time for jokes!
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(But I'm being serious...)
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Alright, alright! We'll go back and look for her! Pfft...
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Oh my gosh! Caroline! Where have you been?!
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Who cares! Just RUN!!!
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...Is the exit much farther?!
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Just a little more!
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Bjorn? What's going on?
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Oh no! You won't be able to run!
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Mom, we need to keep going! It's too late for him!
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Caroline! We... can't!...
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The exit! It's opening!
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What should we do?!
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AaaAaAaAaaaAaAaAh!!!
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Five minutes later...
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...telling you, Mom. Let's go. We'll never find him.
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But Caroline! He saved us! We have to!
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Saved us?! I saved us! He's been trouble all along!
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Because of him, we have nothing! No treasure! No money! We're in the middle of the desert in a stinky country!
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He promised to buy me anything I want after I helped him, but all he did was call me names!
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And he lied to you, too! He said we were going on a vacation!
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But we had a big adventure!
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I'm having tons of adventures on my X-Phone! Without risking my life for nothing!
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I wanna go back, Mom!
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He was good for nothing. Totally despicable.
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Let's go back to Paris.
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Hey, show me the tickets, Mom!
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The... airline tickets?...
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OH NO! Bjorn has them!!!
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You've got to be kidding me...
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We have to go back and find him, fast! Otherwise we're stuck here!
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Bjorn! Thank goodness, you're here!
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I'm so glad to see you!
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(Cough, cough) I might need help here...
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Oh, Caroline! Come on!
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You could at least wait until we reach his pockets.
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About that... I don't feel comfortable with this...
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(Bang) Ouch! What's that rock for?!
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It's perfect! We can decapitate him!
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Caroline, that's enough! We don't have time for that!
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By the way... Where's Bjoline?
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Bad news. I'm afraid...
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I'm glad you're all safe!
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I love you! (Vomits)
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Oh no! Not on my head!
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Look out! It's raining! Hahaha!
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Quick! Get me out of here!
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So cool! I'm next to you, 'sis!
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Huh?! Are you insane! You're not my sister! You're a monstrosity! A genetic error!
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I'm a part of you, 'sis! (Burp)
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I'm glad you finally have a little brother to play with!
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Mom! Why didn't you just leave it there?!
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Daddy! She's trying to throw me off the truck!
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Caroline, that's enough! Or we'll throw you off as well!
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Don't you think I deserve... A little reward?
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Well... Err... It's the end?
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I'm not sure what you mean.
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Alright. I want a kiss!
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Bjorn! Can't you see I'm driving?
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Can you stop for a second?
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Just one little kiss on the cheek. OK?
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Bleuargh! You adults are so disgusting.
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(Look at her face! I think she liked it!)
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(I hope that's enough for now. I refuse to get any closer to him 'til he takes a bath.)
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What do we do, now?
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Maybe we could rest and try again tomorrow?
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I don't think so...
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We got out right on time. When we exited, I saw the temple door seal itself and the tablets disappear.
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So... we're leaving empty-handed?!
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I'm afraid so. But that may be for the best!
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No one else knows the story, so the world is saved!
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And we're still alive! That's the most important thing, isn't it?...
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I'll make a cake when we get back home to celebrate!
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(I bet it's a lie...)
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What's so funny, Caroline?
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Yeah! She shouldn't be so happy to be bouncing back and forth in the trailer...
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What the?! What's that in your hand?!
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A big diamond! And it's mine!
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No way! I risked my life to get it!
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You wouldn't have come this far if I hadn't been there!
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(...I'm the most responsible one here. I'll nab it from her when she turns her back.)
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Look, Mom! The door's opened! Let's go!
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Go ahead, honey! I'll be right behind you.
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(Bjorn... Psst... On three...)
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(Holding Bjorn's arm) RUN!
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STOP!!! STOP!!! (Shoots)
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Dammit! The door is closing! I have to get through!
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